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How to talk right in Chicago
August 20, 2003 | from an e-mail

Posted on 08/20/2003 5:48:28 PM PDT by Chi-townChief

1. Grachki (grach'-key) is Chicago for "Garage Key" as in, "Yo, Theresa, waja do wit da grachki? Howmy supposta cut da grass if don't git intada grach?''

2. Uptadaendada (up-ta-da-en'-dada) as in, "Joey, you kin ride yur bike uptadaendada alley but not acrost or I'll bust yur butt..."

3. Sammich. Chicagoese for sandwich. When made with sausage, it's a sassage sammich; with shredded beef, it's an Italian beef sammich, a local delicacy consisting of piles of spicy meat in a perilously soggy bun.

4. Da. The definite article is a key part of Chicago speech, as in "da tree bears" or "da Mare" -- the latter denoting, or as long as he wants it to, Richard M. Daley, or Richie, as he's often known.

5. Jewels. Not family heirlooms or a tender body region, but a popular appellation for one of the region's dominant grocery chains, to wit, "I'm goin' to da Jewels to pick up some sassage." As in most Chicago pluralizations, the "S" is pronounced with a hissing sound, rather than the usual "Z" sound of American pluralization.

6. Field's: Marshall Field, a prominent Chicago department store.  Also Carson Pirie Scott, a major department store chain, is called "Carson's," etc.

7. Tree. The number between two and four. "We were lucky dat we only got tree inches of snow da udder night"

8. Prairie. A vacant lot, especially one on which weeds are growing.

9. Over by dere. i.e. "over by there," a prolix way of emphasizing a site presumed familiar to the listener. As in, "I got the sassage at da Jewels down on Kedzie, over by dere.'

10. KaminskiPark. Perhaps the high concentration of ethnic Poles makes people want the White Sox to be playing in this mythical ballpark, rather than in their true home, Cellular Field formerly known as Comiskey Park.

11. Frunchroom as in, "Getottada frunchroom wit dose muddy shoes.''  It's not the "parlor." It's not the "living room." In the land of the bungalow, it's the "frunchroom," a named derived, linguists believe, from "front room."

12. Use. Not the verb but the plural pronoun "you".  "Where's use goin'?"

13. Downtown. Anywhere south of the zoo and north of Soldier Field near the lake.

14. BoysTown: A section on Halsted Ave., between Belmont and Addison, which is lined with gay bars on the west and east sides of the street. "Didn't I see uze in Boystown in front of da Manhole?"

15. Braht: Short for Bratwurst. "gimme a braht wit kraut"

16. Cashbox: Traffic reporter slang for tollbooths.  "Dere's a delay at da cashbox on da Skyway"

17. Goes: Past or present tense of the verb "say." For example, "Then he goes, 'I like this place'!"

18. Guys: Used when addressing two or more people, regardless of each individual's gender.

19. Pop: A soft drink. Don't say "soda" in this town. "what kinda pop you got?"

20. Sliders: Nickname for hamburgers from White Castle, a popular Midwestern burger chain "Dose sliders I had last night gave me da runs"

21. The Taste: The annual Taste of Chicago Festival, a huge extravaganza in Grant Park featuring samples of Chicagoland's fine cuisine.  Takes place around and before the Fourth of July holiday.

22. "Jieetyet": this is used to ask "did you eat yet"?

23. Winter and Construction: Punch-line to the joke, "what are the two seasons in Chicago?"


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To: sharkhawk
I got you green alligators and all my geese some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees

OMG!!!!!

When my children were infants, I used this song as one of their lullabies. (I thought it long necked geese) I didn't know where I learned it from until tonight! Too funny.

201 posted on 08/20/2003 9:25:52 PM PDT by lizma
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To: mhking; Charles Henrickson; MinuteGal; Chi-townChief; Roscoe Karns; steveo; tiamat; saquin; ...
Who else remembers this GEM?
202 posted on 08/20/2003 9:33:55 PM PDT by carlo3b (http://www.CookingWithCarlo.com)
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To: Chi-townChief
I had a frunchroom, How 'bout youz guys?
203 posted on 08/20/2003 9:36:21 PM PDT by MadelineZapeezda (I'd swear they were writin bout Pittsburgh)
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To: mountaineer; Willie Green
I had a frunchroom, How 'bout youz guys?
204 posted on 08/20/2003 9:37:11 PM PDT by MadelineZapeezda (I'd swear they were writin bout Pittsburgh)
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To: carlo3b
I'm guessing Franklyn MacCormack.
205 posted on 08/20/2003 9:41:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sponsored by Meister Brau.)
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To: carlo3b
Another Franklyn MacCormack link.
206 posted on 08/20/2003 9:47:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (WGN Radio 720, late night.)
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To: carlo3b
Sorry Hon,

(and thanks AGAIN for the recipe! )

All i'm getting is a a blank download!

But I AM a Mac girl!

Tia

207 posted on 08/20/2003 9:50:37 PM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
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To: Chi-townChief
Thanx for the ping -smiles- I was so offended when I lived on the coast and people told me I was from Chicago! What does that mean and how did they know? I ain't got no stinkin' accent!
208 posted on 08/20/2003 11:17:27 PM PDT by JustPiper (The Free Republic of America! "W" is our President !!!)
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To: Chi-townChief
Hey, dey forgot pissgetti and cimmanon!
209 posted on 08/20/2003 11:18:56 PM PDT by JustPiper (The Free Republic of America! "W" is our President !!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Exacly right. There is no "East Side" in Chicago.
I'm Nor"t"(hard "t") side Irish. The women in my family never referred to neighborhoods. It was always parishes. Tho I lived in the Diversy/Damen/Clybourn projects, my aunt would say I lived in St.Boniventure's parish.
210 posted on 08/21/2003 12:35:40 AM PDT by stylin19a (is it vietnam yet ?)
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To: JustPiper
I ain't got no stinkin' accent!

Nope, you just asked for pop or something...[g]

211 posted on 08/21/2003 3:56:06 AM PDT by mhking
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To: JustPiper
Maurice Lanell Butter Cookies. HUdson-3-2700. Bert Weinman your TV Ford Man. "How do you do, Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Fahey Flynn." Hizzoner. Mike Royko. The Sun-Times in the morning and the Daily News in the afternooon. "The new 24-hour a day, Chicago Tribune..." Litton's (the only place to buy a suit). Weiboldt's. Goldblatt's. Riding down State Street at Christmas time to see the windows. The BIG tree at Field's. The mine and the submarine at Science & Industry. Moo & Oink ("It's bahbaque time!"). Wally Phillips. Flynn, Daly, Frink, Coleman: Channel 7 Eyewitness News. Driving on the expressway through the Post Office. Ed Vrodoliak.
212 posted on 08/21/2003 4:05:38 AM PDT by mhking
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To: mhking
Let's not forget the great amusement park, Riverview (long demolished and the land developed).

The Bobs, Flying Turns, the Bluebird, Caterpillar, Aladdin's Castle, Mill on the Floss, the Parachutes and Shoot the Chutes, Two-Cents Days and Free Days.

It cost a whole dime from the suburbs to get there on the El with a transfer to a bus. A gaggle of us giggling, naive schoolgirls would go there often in the hopes of attracting the attention of the many sailors from Great Lakes Naval Station roaming about.

We didn't go to beauty shops in those days and wore icky clothes made by our mothers or we were attired in hand-me-downs from fat cousins.

With our lank hair, forbidden lipstick smeared on and general gawkiness, the sailors never gave us a second look. Of course, these very young, pimply-faced gobs were no prizes themselves. If they had even given us a second-look, we would have run like deer.

Leni

213 posted on 08/21/2003 4:44:46 AM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: stylin19a
I lived in the Diversey/Damen/Clybourn projects. . . .

That was the Lathrop Housing Projects, right? When I was young, I was sweet on an Italian girl who lived in those projects.

214 posted on 08/21/2003 5:31:30 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (On Clybourn Ave.)
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To: X-FID
I don't think you can find a good beef even in the Chicago suburbs,

Joe Caputo's market/deli in Des Plaines. Buy fresh sliced roast beef out of their deli case and ask'em for da 'talian beef juice. They'll give you more'n nuf to toss in da crockpot along wit da beef. Even if you don't "personalize" wit a few extra spices of your own, it beats Al's or Portillo's hands down.

215 posted on 08/21/2003 5:32:08 AM PDT by TheRightGuy (ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure)
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To: MinuteGal
Let's not forget the great amusement park, Riverview

... and the early TV ads for it, featuring Dick "Two-Ton" Baker.

216 posted on 08/21/2003 5:35:09 AM PDT by TheRightGuy (ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure)
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To: mhking
Bert Weinman Ford, with late-night commercials by Linn Burton.
217 posted on 08/21/2003 5:37:13 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("Linn Burton for certain!")
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To: Chi-townChief
Don't forget that nobody lives in Chicago. They live in Lincoln Park, Bridgeport, the Gold Coast, Humbolt Bark, Belmont Park, etc. And, more often than not, a person will identify the place where they grew up by the parish they were in. So they didn't grow up in Chicago or in Belmont Park, they grew up in Immaculate Conception.

BTW, I was born and raised on the North Shore.

218 posted on 08/21/2003 5:37:30 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: mhking
...Ed Vrodoliak....

How can you mention 'Fast Eddie' Vrdoliak without mentioning 'Slow Eddie' Burke?

219 posted on 08/21/2003 5:39:19 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: carlo3b
How about 'Hardrock and Cocoa and Joe' on Garfield Goose and Friends?
220 posted on 08/21/2003 5:41:10 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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