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Hillary: Power Grid Became Antiquated Last Year
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| Scott Ott
Posted on 08/19/2003 2:18:34 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford
2003-08-15) -- U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk, said today that the electrical power grid in America "suddenly became antiquated early last year, and George Bush hasn't done a thing about it."
"When my husband was in office, the power grid was like new," said Sen. Clinton. "But right after he left, the grid got all rusty and decayed...like some form of mechanical progeria. But President Bush was so distracted by the war on Iraq that he has tragically inconvenienced 50 million people."
The Senator said she will introduce a bill today nationalizing the electricity industry, and putting it under the control of Morgan Freeman, who was a prominent member of the 1970s PBS children's show The Electric Company.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: blackout; blame; hillary; humor; powergrids; scrappleface; x42
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To: cardinal4
,,, how could you do that? I'm 36 minutes away from lunch.
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posted on
08/19/2003 5:25:38 PM PDT
by
shaggy eel
(Having fun @ 41º 18'S 174º 47'E)
To: shaggy eel
Im sorry! The pic captures the precise moment Hillary became possessed by Satan..
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posted on
08/19/2003 5:37:59 PM PDT
by
cardinal4
(The Senate Armed Services Comm; the Chinese pipeline into US secrets)
To: cardinal4
,,, you're saying that at some point she was good?
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posted on
08/19/2003 5:41:56 PM PDT
by
shaggy eel
(Having fun @ 41º 18'S 174º 47'E)
To: shaggy eel
,,, you're saying that at some point she was good?No, before she was taken by Satan, she was possessed by her obsession for the teachings of Marx and Engels..
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posted on
08/19/2003 6:28:47 PM PDT
by
cardinal4
(The Senate Armed Services Comm; the Chinese pipeline into US secrets)
To: cardinal4
No, before she was taken by Satan, she was possessed by her obsession for the teachings of Marx and Engels.. ,,, LOL!!!! There's no difference!
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posted on
08/19/2003 7:07:00 PM PDT
by
shaggy eel
(Having fun @ 41º 18'S 174º 47'E)
To: Cathryn Crawford
Ironically, the Likes of Hillery have seriousely inconvenienced around fifty million people too. Thanks to such fanatical abortion defenders, this fifty million never got their lights turned on, and never will on this earth.
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posted on
08/19/2003 7:16:41 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Our enemies within are very slick, but slime is always treacherously slick, isn't it?)
To: _Jim
Well, sometimes Hillery does become possessed by the ghost of Elanore Roosevelt, the grid probably was relatively new during the latter term's of FDR.
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posted on
08/19/2003 7:20:42 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Our enemies within are very slick, but slime is always treacherously slick, isn't it?)
To: ALOHA RONNIE
Thanks for the heads up!
To: Cathryn Crawford
You actually had me going for a moment-and my jaw was dropped to my chest! LOL
(Nothing was ever wrong with any power grid the klinton's managed tho-that is true-just look how one measly little intern could light up that ol'klinton grid like a firestorm of white hot electrons!)
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posted on
08/19/2003 7:56:40 PM PDT
by
Republic
To: shaggy eel
Having fun @ 41º 18'S 174º 47'E No fair. You live where I've always wanted to go. Sigh.
To: Republic
Fire it up...
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posted on
08/19/2003 8:12:23 PM PDT
by
ALOHA RONNIE
(Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 www.LZXRAY.com ..)
To: 2timothy3.16
Ha ha, we pissed on the grid and made it rust!
To: Cathryn Crawford
You live where I've always wanted to go.,,, come on down!
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posted on
08/19/2003 8:30:19 PM PDT
by
shaggy eel
(Having fun @ 41º 18'S 174º 47'E)
To: shaggy eel
Even the pictures make me want to be there. I love that place.
To: Cathryn Crawford
,,, well, if Hitlery has a chance next year, I'd imagine lots more of your countrymen will be buying here. Our equivalent Hitlery couldn't form a government here if a snap election was to be held right now. Our elections will be about the same time as yours in 2004.
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posted on
08/19/2003 8:38:52 PM PDT
by
shaggy eel
(Having fun @ 41º 18'S 174º 47'E)
To: shaggy eel
I can't move there...but it's the place I've always, always wanted to go.
To: Cathryn Crawford
LOL Strange, the homeless appear right after a rat leaves office too... hmmm, connection or coincidence?
To: shaggy eel
What is the equivalent of Monster.com of Hotjobs.com for New Zealand?
78
posted on
08/19/2003 8:44:01 PM PDT
by
KayEyeDoubleDee
(const tag& thisTagWontChange)
To: Cathryn Crawford
,,, well, let me know if you're coming down this way at any time. I'll have enough cans of Tui in the fridge for you.
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posted on
08/19/2003 8:44:10 PM PDT
by
shaggy eel
(Having fun @ 41º 18'S 174º 47'E)
To: KayEyeDoubleDee
,,, you mean a NZ job search site?
80
posted on
08/19/2003 8:45:34 PM PDT
by
shaggy eel
(Having fun @ 41º 18'S 174º 47'E)
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