Hillary: Power Grid Became Antiquated Last Year

Scrappleface ^ | Scott Ott

[Cathryn Crawford]

2003-08-15) -- U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk, said today that the electrical power grid in America "suddenly became antiquated early last year, and George Bush hasn't done a thing about it."

"When my husband was in office, the power grid was like new," said Sen. Clinton. "But right after he left, the grid got all rusty and decayed...like some form of mechanical progeria. But President Bush was so distracted by the war on Iraq that he has tragically inconvenienced 50 million people."

The Senator said she will introduce a bill today nationalizing the electricity industry, and putting it under the control of Morgan Freeman, who was a prominent member of the 1970s PBS children's show The Electric Company.

[shaggy eel]

,,, hit on this.

[bedolido]

is this a sarcasm website (http://www.scrappleface.com). Is this true or sarcasm?

[Cathryn Crawford]

Satire.

[Chi-townChief]

ROTFLMAO

[bedolido]

thanks... I can be gullible.

[CFC__VRWC]

Meanwhile, over at DU, they're talking about how brave Hillary is for speaking the truth.

[Young Werther]

She's right, you know. When ever a fuse would BLOW, Bill was there.

In fact his recommended corrective procedure was to intone:

Suck Baby Suck! Blow is just a figger of speech!

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!

[Roughneck]

Is this a joke thread?


I think so. What is REALLY funny is that it's hard to tell with liberal socialists . . .

[You Dirty Rats]

If and when Shrillary Rodham Candidate actually runs for President, her theme song should be "Evil Woman", by ELO.

[ALOHA RONNIE]

NEVER FORGET


Last week was...

THE WEEK THAT WAS =

Wednesday: HILLARY blasts BUSH heavily on TV for a supposed Power Link to ENRON at her Booksiging in ...CLEVELAND, Ohio

Thursday Morning: HILLARY Mouthpiece and California Governor Candidate ARIANA HUFFINGTON blasts fellow Gov. Candidate ARNOLD on TV for a supposed Power Link to ENRON

Thursday Afternoon: Massive Power Blackout starts up near ...CLEVELAND, Ohio

Thursday Evening: HILLARY blasts BUSH on CNN-TV for a supposed Power Link to ENRON while complimenting 'Larry King-Live' Guest & Recall Target Gov. GRAY DAVIS (D) for his not turning the lights out in California

Thursday Late Night: HILLARY blasts BUSH on ABC-TV's 'Nightline' for a supposed Power Link to ENRON

...And now this week we have Al Qaeda taking responsibility for last week's massive Power Blackout that started up Thursday near ...CLEVELAND, Ohio..?


The Enemy is now Within...
and always has been...
and wants now to become...
President of the U.S. herself...
after already refusing 3 Offers...
to bring OSAMA bin LADEN here...
during the 1990's...
for a Trial that would have...
prevented the Sept. 11th Attacks on ...US


HILLARY's wanting to suddenly put a TV Star in charge of our America's Power Industry is but the next installment of HILLARY's lifetime Diversion M.O. =


..'It's the TV, Stupid, no matter WHO pays for it'..


NEVER FORGET

[smadurski]

"is this a joke thread?"

any thread with hillary in its title is a joke thread :)

[smadurski]

just remember you cant spell DUmmy without DU :)

[kesg]

This isn't the Onion, is it? :)

[Cathryn Crawford]

No, but it is Scrappleface. :-)

BTW - you have mail.

[deport]

Since you are from Texas and this is a humorous thread I'll share the latest evacution instructions for Houston with you.

---

Harris County Texas Emergency Management Team announces the
City of Houston Emergency Evacuation Routes today, as follows:

• Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio.

• Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette.

• Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas.

• Republicans fly Continental to Washington, D.C.

• Yankees and Democrats use I-45 South to Galveston.

• Longhorns use US 290 West to Austin.

• Aggies use 610 Loop.

There are some who will receive this message, and not understand. If you have
questions, ask some of the other folks on 610.

Thanks for your cooperation,

Mayor Lee Brown

[Maigrey]

Bwwwhahahahahahaha

Yea, right, it "suddenly" became antiqudated last year. Whhat about the previous 8 years her and Bubba were "Co-presidents?"

I smell something....

[Cathryn Crawford]

Yankees and Democrats use I-45 South to Galveston.

You got that right! ROTFL!

[scott7278]

That's pretty funny!

[ALOHA RONNIE]

HILLARY running to replace BUSH =

No Humor