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Hillary: Power Grid Became Antiquated Last Year
Scrappleface ^
| Scott Ott
Posted on 08/19/2003 2:18:34 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford
2003-08-15) -- U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk, said today that the electrical power grid in America "suddenly became antiquated early last year, and George Bush hasn't done a thing about it."
"When my husband was in office, the power grid was like new," said Sen. Clinton. "But right after he left, the grid got all rusty and decayed...like some form of mechanical progeria. But President Bush was so distracted by the war on Iraq that he has tragically inconvenienced 50 million people."
The Senator said she will introduce a bill today nationalizing the electricity industry, and putting it under the control of Morgan Freeman, who was a prominent member of the 1970s PBS children's show The Electric Company.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: blackout; blame; hillary; humor; powergrids; scrappleface; x42
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To: Cathryn Crawford
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posted on
08/19/2003 2:36:20 PM PDT
by
shaggy eel
(Having fun @ 41º 18'S 174º 47'E)
To: Cathryn Crawford
22
posted on
08/19/2003 2:36:44 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(None of us is as dumb as all of us!)
To: bedolido
Satire.
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posted on
08/19/2003 2:37:44 PM PDT
by
Cathryn Crawford
(Where are my anti-anxiety pills?!)
To: Cathryn Crawford
ROTFLMAO
To: Cathryn Crawford
thanks... I can be gullible.
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posted on
08/19/2003 2:38:28 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(None of us is as dumb as all of us!)
To: Cathryn Crawford
Meanwhile, over at DU, they're talking about how brave Hillary is for speaking the truth.
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posted on
08/19/2003 2:40:44 PM PDT
by
CFC__VRWC
(Dolphins, Eskimos, who cares? It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippie crap!)
To: Cathryn Crawford
She's right, you know. When ever a fuse would
BLOW, Bill was there.
In fact his recommended corrective procedure was to intone:
Suck Baby Suck! Blow is just a figger of speech!
To: Cathryn Crawford
BTTT!!!!!!
28
posted on
08/19/2003 2:44:08 PM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: Exit148
Is this a joke thread?
I think so. What is REALLY funny is that it's hard to tell with liberal socialists . . .
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posted on
08/19/2003 2:45:26 PM PDT
by
Roughneck
(Starve the Beast!)
To: Cathryn Crawford
If and when Shrillary Rodham Candidate actually runs for President, her theme song should be "Evil Woman", by ELO.
To: Cathryn Crawford; Joy Angela; conservogirl; Ragtime Cowgirl; Alamo-Girl; Mia T; Carl/NewsMax; ...
NEVER FORGET
Last week was...
THE WEEK THAT WAS =
Wednesday: HILLARY blasts BUSH heavily on TV for a supposed Power Link to ENRON at her Booksiging in ...CLEVELAND, Ohio
Thursday Morning: HILLARY Mouthpiece and California Governor Candidate ARIANA HUFFINGTON blasts fellow Gov. Candidate ARNOLD on TV for a supposed Power Link to ENRON
Thursday Afternoon: Massive Power Blackout starts up near ...CLEVELAND, Ohio
Thursday Evening: HILLARY blasts BUSH on CNN-TV for a supposed Power Link to ENRON while complimenting 'Larry King-Live' Guest & Recall Target Gov. GRAY DAVIS (D) for his not turning the lights out in California
Thursday Late Night: HILLARY blasts BUSH on ABC-TV's 'Nightline' for a supposed Power Link to ENRON
...And now this week we have Al Qaeda taking responsibility for last week's massive Power Blackout that started up Thursday near ...CLEVELAND, Ohio..?
The Enemy is now Within...
and always has been...
and wants now to become...
President of the U.S. herself...
after already refusing 3 Offers...
to bring OSAMA bin LADEN here...
during the 1990's...
for a Trial that would have...
prevented the Sept. 11th Attacks on ...US
HILLARY's wanting to suddenly put a TV Star in charge of our America's Power Industry is but the next installment of HILLARY's lifetime Diversion M.O. =
..'It's the TV, Stupid, no matter WHO pays for it'..
NEVER FORGET
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posted on
08/19/2003 2:48:44 PM PDT
by
ALOHA RONNIE
(Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 www.LZXRAY.com ..)
To: Exit148
"is this a joke thread?"
any thread with hillary in its title is a joke thread :)
To: CFC__VRWC
just remember you cant spell DUmmy without DU :)
To: Cathryn Crawford
This isn't the Onion, is it? :)
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posted on
08/19/2003 2:54:38 PM PDT
by
kesg
To: kesg
No, but it is Scrappleface. :-)
BTW - you have mail.
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posted on
08/19/2003 2:55:09 PM PDT
by
Cathryn Crawford
(Where are my anti-anxiety pills?!)
To: Cathryn Crawford; Dog Gone
Since you are from Texas and this is a humorous thread I'll share the latest evacution instructions for Houston with you.
Harris County Texas Emergency Management Team announces the
City of Houston Emergency Evacuation Routes today, as follows:
- Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio.
- Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette.
- Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas.
- Republicans fly Continental to Washington, D.C.
- Yankees and Democrats use I-45 South to Galveston.
- Longhorns use US 290 West to Austin.
There are some who will receive this message, and not understand. If you have
questions, ask some of the other folks on 610.
Thanks for your cooperation,
Mayor Lee Brown
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posted on
08/19/2003 2:55:34 PM PDT
by
deport
( Hot out today.... don't kick a cow chip, it might be mushy)
To: Cathryn Crawford
Bwwwhahahahahahaha
Yea, right, it "suddenly" became antiqudated last year. Whhat about the previous 8 years her and Bubba were "Co-presidents?"
I smell something....
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posted on
08/19/2003 2:55:57 PM PDT
by
Maigrey
(Liberals: A Few Fries Short of a Happy Meal. -Shay Max)
To: deport
Yankees and Democrats use I-45 South to Galveston. You got that right! ROTFL!
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posted on
08/19/2003 2:57:27 PM PDT
by
Cathryn Crawford
(Where are my anti-anxiety pills?!)
To: Cathryn Crawford
That's pretty funny!
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posted on
08/19/2003 2:58:02 PM PDT
by
scott7278
("If I'm not back by dawn -- call the president.")
To: smadurski
HILLARY running to replace BUSH =
No Humor
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posted on
08/19/2003 2:59:24 PM PDT
by
ALOHA RONNIE
(Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 www.LZXRAY.com ..)
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