[deport]

Since you are from Texas and this is a humorous thread I'll share the latest evacution instructions for Houston with you.

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Harris County Texas Emergency Management Team announces the
City of Houston Emergency Evacuation Routes today, as follows:

• Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio.

• Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette.

• Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas.

• Republicans fly Continental to Washington, D.C.

• Yankees and Democrats use I-45 South to Galveston.

• Longhorns use US 290 West to Austin.

• Aggies use 610 Loop.

There are some who will receive this message, and not understand. If you have
questions, ask some of the other folks on 610.

Thanks for your cooperation,

Mayor Lee Brown

[Cathryn Crawford]

Yankees and Democrats use I-45 South to Galveston.

You got that right! ROTFL!

[Dog Gone]

That's good. That's intelligent. That's funny. It also proves that the Mayor did not write it.