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Hillary: Power Grid Became Antiquated Last Year
Scrappleface ^ | Scott Ott

Posted on 08/19/2003 2:18:34 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford

2003-08-15) -- U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk, said today that the electrical power grid in America "suddenly became antiquated early last year, and George Bush hasn't done a thing about it."

"When my husband was in office, the power grid was like new," said Sen. Clinton. "But right after he left, the grid got all rusty and decayed...like some form of mechanical progeria. But President Bush was so distracted by the war on Iraq that he has tragically inconvenienced 50 million people."

The Senator said she will introduce a bill today nationalizing the electricity industry, and putting it under the control of Morgan Freeman, who was a prominent member of the 1970s PBS children's show The Electric Company.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: blackout; blame; hillary; humor; powergrids; scrappleface; x42
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To: Cathryn Crawford
Craziest headling I've in years! What a political wh-re!
41 posted on 08/19/2003 2:59:24 PM PDT by raisincane
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To: _Jim
If the lady ever had anything called personal brains,

she mushed em all to blazes when she made her toilet paper used.

Such a hideous heinous joke for a creature that started out human.

. . . that perhaps started out human.
42 posted on 08/19/2003 3:07:30 PM PDT by Quix (DEFEAT her unroyal lowness, her hideous heinous Bwitch Shrillery Antoinette de Fosterizer de MarxNOW)
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To: ianincali
The power grid must have been dependent on lies, deceit and infidelities. Does Hitlary really think people are that stupid?

Wasn't it Hitlary that shut down the new nuclear power plant in Long Island before it opened? That might have helped.


9 posted on 08/19/2003 2:24 PM PDT by ianincali

The answer is yes to both questions.
43 posted on 08/19/2003 3:11:36 PM PDT by sport
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To: deport
That's good. That's intelligent. That's funny. It also proves that the Mayor did not write it.
44 posted on 08/19/2003 3:28:16 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: gridlock
Re#14 Yep. Much...
45 posted on 08/19/2003 3:30:41 PM PDT by eureka! (Rats and Presstitutes lie--they have to in order to survive.....)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk, said today that the electrical power grid in America "suddenly became antiquated early last year, and George Bush hasn't done a thing about it."

that is why Bill Richardson (Clintonite) said it was a 3rd world grid. That would include the Clinton years. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

46 posted on 08/19/2003 3:33:33 PM PDT by The UnVeiled Lady
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To: Cathryn Crawford
"the grid got all rusty and decayed"

Rusty from all the hot air and oral defecation from Her Heinous and The Jester..... hehehe.

47 posted on 08/19/2003 3:34:48 PM PDT by BossLady
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To: sport; kristinn; RonDog; Jimmy Valentine's brother; Joy Angela; conservogirl; Ragtime Cowgirl; ...
NEVER FORGET


...HILLARY pushed hard to have our U.S. Long Beach Navy Base turned over to the Communist Chinese for the China Army Money flowing thru her palms during the Mid-1990's.

(This was during the time HILLARY & BILL CLINTON also refused 3 Offers to bring our No. 1 Terrorist Enemy OSAMA bin LADEN to a U.S. Jail & Trial from the Sudan that would have prevented the Attacks on US on September 11, 2001)

...We Citizen-Activists in Long Beach stopped HILLARY's giving our Navy Base to our Communist Enemy in Congress ...only to have Friend of HILLARY Long Beach Mayor BEVERLY O'NEILL (D) immediately promise to flatten it anyway...

...which Mayor O'NEILL eventully did ...years later than she had originally planned.




Signed:..ALOHA RONNIE Guyer / Vet-Battle for the U.S. Long Beach Navy Base-1997/99


NEVER FORGET
48 posted on 08/19/2003 3:36:48 PM PDT by ALOHA RONNIE (Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 www.LZXRAY.com ..)
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To: ALOHA RONNIE
Living History is on the shelves
Campaign workers and political elves
Useful idiots and polling tools
The structure's in place... now, for votes from fools.
Thru November '04 I'll be calling in favours
Doing late night deals to effect payment waivers.

I hate the markets and the military
You hate them too? Vote for Hillary!
Progressive enlightment is what we need
Not Republican ways and their codes of greed.

Your taxes will go to a "for the children" cause
Once I've tinkered and drafted appropriate laws.
As you see fiscal plunder, fiscal rape and pillage
Just remind yourself that "it takes a village."

Campaign finance? Don't you question me!
My masters want America down on it's knees.
My reason for being is so easy to see
Socialism spreads poverty e-v-e-n-l-y.

[No copyright applies to this poem]

49 posted on 08/19/2003 3:46:33 PM PDT by shaggy eel (Having fun @ 41º 18'S 174º 47'E)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
"suddenly became antiquated early last year" Hahahaha! Tell another of your many lies, Hitlery? God I would love to see your nose start growing for all the lies you spew.
50 posted on 08/19/2003 3:47:18 PM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: Cathryn Crawford
U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk, said today that the electrical power grid in America "suddenly became antiquated early last year,..."

Okay, this is "series"...the witch is off her meds.

51 posted on 08/19/2003 3:47:32 PM PDT by Right_in_Virginia
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To: Cathryn Crawford
When my husband was in office, the power grid was like new," said Sen. Clinton. "But right after he left, the grid got all rusty and decayed...like some form of mechanical progeria.

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52 posted on 08/19/2003 3:49:13 PM PDT by paws_and_whiskers
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To: Cathryn Crawford
"-- U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk"

Shouldn't that be "D-Beijing"?

53 posted on 08/19/2003 3:53:37 PM PDT by Chairman Fred (@mousiedung.commie)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
the grid got all rusty and decayed

She's the expert. She would know.

54 posted on 08/19/2003 3:54:24 PM PDT by Unknown Freeper
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To: paws_and_whiskers
WHAT IS PROGERIA?

Progeria is a rare genetic condition characterized by an appearance of accelerated aging in children. Its name is derived from the Greek and means "prematurely old." The classic type is the Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome which was first described in England in 1886 by Dr. Jonathan Hutchinson and again in 1886 and 1904 by Dr. Hastings Gilford.

http://216.239.51.104/search?q=cache:vycCwCqowkoJ:www.progeriaresearch.org/whatIs/whatis.htm+progeria&hl=en&ie=UTF-8
55 posted on 08/19/2003 3:55:43 PM PDT by deport ( Hot out today.... don't kick a cow chip, it might be mushy)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
I could tell this was from ScrappleFace just from reading the headline. Scott Ott is great.
56 posted on 08/19/2003 3:57:07 PM PDT by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
I got a kick out of the reporters last week who were blathering on about a possible terrorism link to the black out.

The first thing that popped into my head was an airing of the latest Osama video with him screaminmg: "We will inconvenience the infidel American Satan lovers to their knees!"

57 posted on 08/19/2003 3:58:28 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (®)
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To: deport

Progeria = "prematurely old."

58 posted on 08/19/2003 4:06:04 PM PDT by paws_and_whiskers
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To: shaggy eel; Joy Angela; Ragtime Cowgirl; DoughtyOne; doug from upland; Diver Dave; kristinn; ...
"Last Friday 50 Million People back East had no Power, while not one Californian had the Lights go out on them" =

...Recall Target Gov. GRAY DAVIS right now in his "Mea Culpa" TV Speech to Californians =

...HILLARY's Plan at Work BIG TIME
59 posted on 08/19/2003 5:12:43 PM PDT by ALOHA RONNIE (Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 www.LZXRAY.com ..)
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To: 2timothy3.16
Pictures, we need hillary pictures, ...

Ok, you asked for it....


60 posted on 08/19/2003 5:18:05 PM PDT by cardinal4 (The Senate Armed Services Comm; the Chinese pipeline into US secrets)
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