Hillary: Power Grid Became Antiquated Last Year

Scrappleface ^ | Scott Ott

[Cathryn Crawford]

2003-08-15) -- U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk, said today that the electrical power grid in America "suddenly became antiquated early last year, and George Bush hasn't done a thing about it."

"When my husband was in office, the power grid was like new," said Sen. Clinton. "But right after he left, the grid got all rusty and decayed...like some form of mechanical progeria. But President Bush was so distracted by the war on Iraq that he has tragically inconvenienced 50 million people."

The Senator said she will introduce a bill today nationalizing the electricity industry, and putting it under the control of Morgan Freeman, who was a prominent member of the 1970s PBS children's show The Electric Company.

[raisincane]

Craziest headling I've in years! What a political wh-re!

[Quix]

If the lady ever had anything called personal brains,

she mushed em all to blazes when she made her toilet paper used.

Such a hideous heinous joke for a creature that started out human.

. . . that perhaps started out human.

[sport]

The power grid must have been dependent on lies, deceit and infidelities. Does Hitlary really think people are that stupid?

Wasn't it Hitlary that shut down the new nuclear power plant in Long Island before it opened? That might have helped.


9 posted on 08/19/2003 2:24 PM PDT by ianincali

The answer is yes to both questions.

[Dog Gone]

That's good. That's intelligent. That's funny. It also proves that the Mayor did not write it.

[eureka!]

Re#14 Yep. Much...

[The UnVeiled Lady]

U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk, said today that the electrical power grid in America "suddenly became antiquated early last year, and George Bush hasn't done a thing about it."

that is why Bill Richardson (Clintonite) said it was a 3rd world grid. That would include the Clinton years. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BossLady]

"the grid got all rusty and decayed"

Rusty from all the hot air and oral defecation from Her Heinous and The Jester..... hehehe.

[ALOHA RONNIE]

NEVER FORGET


...HILLARY pushed hard to have our U.S. Long Beach Navy Base turned over to the Communist Chinese for the China Army Money flowing thru her palms during the Mid-1990's.

(This was during the time HILLARY & BILL CLINTON also refused 3 Offers to bring our No. 1 Terrorist Enemy OSAMA bin LADEN to a U.S. Jail & Trial from the Sudan that would have prevented the Attacks on US on September 11, 2001)

...We Citizen-Activists in Long Beach stopped HILLARY's giving our Navy Base to our Communist Enemy in Congress ...only to have Friend of HILLARY Long Beach Mayor BEVERLY O'NEILL (D) immediately promise to flatten it anyway...

...which Mayor O'NEILL eventully did ...years later than she had originally planned.




Signed:..ALOHA RONNIE Guyer / Vet-Battle for the U.S. Long Beach Navy Base-1997/99


NEVER FORGET

[shaggy eel]

Living History is on the shelves
Campaign workers and political elves
Useful idiots and polling tools
The structure's in place... now, for votes from fools.
Thru November '04 I'll be calling in favours
Doing late night deals to effect payment waivers.

I hate the markets and the military
You hate them too? Vote for Hillary!
Progressive enlightment is what we need
Not Republican ways and their codes of greed.

Your taxes will go to a "for the children" cause
Once I've tinkered and drafted appropriate laws.
As you see fiscal plunder, fiscal rape and pillage
Just remind yourself that "it takes a village."

Campaign finance? Don't you question me!
My masters want America down on it's knees.
My reason for being is so easy to see
Socialism spreads poverty e-v-e-n-l-y.

[No copyright applies to this poem]

[lilylangtree]

"suddenly became antiquated early last year" Hahahaha! Tell another of your many lies, Hitlery? God I would love to see your nose start growing for all the lies you spew.

[Right_in_Virginia]

U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk, said today that the electrical power grid in America "suddenly became antiquated early last year,..."

Okay, this is "series"...the witch is off her meds.

[paws_and_whiskers]

When my husband was in office, the power grid was like new," said Sen. Clinton. "But right after he left, the grid got all rusty and decayed...like some form of mechanical progeria.

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[Chairman Fred]

"-- U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk"

Shouldn't that be "D-Beijing"?

[Unknown Freeper]

the grid got all rusty and decayed

She's the expert. She would know.

[deport]

WHAT IS PROGERIA?

Progeria is a rare genetic condition characterized by an appearance of accelerated aging in children. Its name is derived from the Greek and means "prematurely old." The classic type is the Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome which was first described in England in 1886 by Dr. Jonathan Hutchinson and again in 1886 and 1904 by Dr. Hastings Gilford.

http://216.239.51.104/search?q=cache:vycCwCqowkoJ:www.progeriaresearch.org/whatIs/whatis.htm+progeria&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

[xm177e2]

I could tell this was from ScrappleFace just from reading the headline. Scott Ott is great.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I got a kick out of the reporters last week who were blathering on about a possible terrorism link to the black out.

The first thing that popped into my head was an airing of the latest Osama video with him screaminmg: "We will inconvenience the infidel American Satan lovers to their knees!"

[paws_and_whiskers]

Progeria = "prematurely old."

[ALOHA RONNIE]

"Last Friday 50 Million People back East had no Power, while not one Californian had the Lights go out on them" =

...Recall Target Gov. GRAY DAVIS right now in his "Mea Culpa" TV Speech to Californians =

...HILLARY's Plan at Work BIG TIME

[cardinal4]

Pictures, we need hillary pictures, ...

Ok, you asked for it....