250 MILF rebels surrender

www.philstar.com ^ | 8.15.03 | Jaime Laude

[NV_Chuck]

Let me offer up a contribution to this topic:

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Judging from response on this thread, it doesn't sound like this was any big secret to the fellas here, LOL.

[zarf]

This thread is a classic. ROTFLMAO!!!

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Hey, are you playing poker tonight?

[Texaggie79]

MILF ping.....

[zarf]

I was at a Kansas City Royals game a month ago and every time a hot looking older woman came into our section the chant of MILF, MILF when up....I couldn't believe my ears. I was laughing my as* off.

[N. Theknow]

I always thought catching them at the bar looked like the better approach.

Ah, but then you would have to speak binary language.

You would of course offer to buy them a drink and reach into your pocket, if you find "1's" you can buy drinks. If you find "0's" you....buy nary drinks.

[wardaddy]

I'm Mr Mom tonight actually. My MILF is going to a girl's party (40th birthday..a MILF milestone)with other moms (one or two are MILFs as well).

I may play late since I'm not working manana for a change.

Slave to a MILF out...

[bert]

Mindinao is the very large island near the southern end of the Phillipine archipeligo. The islands near by are populated by Moros and are traditionally Moslem. There are a few islands a little further south that are claimed jointly by the phillipines and I think Maylasia. (possiby Indonesia).

Mindanao is the home of very large Dole Plantations. Also, the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga.

[wardaddy]

this thread is bringing out all the riffraff...

[Texaggie79]

D00d, break out the PS2. Best way to "watch the kids"....

[Chancellor Palpatine]

I'll look for you, unless I'm MILFing. My MILF logged onto my account yesterday and spent down about 1500 - I need to build it back up, and feel like planting my butt in a chair, pouring some whiskey, and playing about a zillion hands of Texas Hold 'Em at the 20/40 until I either rack up loads or zero it out.....

[aruanan]

Call me ignorant, but where exactly is Mindanao?

It's in the south of the Philippine archipelago and the second largest of the islands after Luzon. My dad was there during WWII setting up radio stations for the Coast Guard.

[wardaddy]

If they get too rowdy, I always reach for my trusty friend Benadryl.

[Denver Ditdat]

Uh-huh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh-huh, you said "MILF".

[wardaddy]

I will look for you. You can run up yer account on 20/40 if you get the cards in a loose game no doubt.

Play tight in a loose game....playing tight in a tight game means sacrificing a lot of blinds ...and waiting.

It's hard to judge players on these fluid tables....so many maniacs. But if someone has a large stack then you know they are either a decent player or they have been there for a loooong time chipping away.

[Lazamataz]

Hey, are you playing poker tonight?

Poker, hell.

You brought her.

(Yes, I know it's old, but it had to be said.)

[.cnI redruM]

MILF - they picked that name so that their opposition would laugh to death....

OMG!!

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Three things make me lose my sanity - guys who stop to think before posting a blind (even though they've got a few thou in the kitty), newbies who raise without thinking, and those guys at a 20/40 yesterday who kept checking all the way around so I couldn't raise, and I got stuck with a lousy $397 pot on 4 sixes (two of which were my hole cards).

GRRRRRR.....

[Chancellor Palpatine]

**grooooan**