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Canada short on sperm!
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| 8/14/03
| ELAINE MOYLE
Posted on 08/14/2003 10:26:31 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Petruchio
Canada needs more wankers?Is that the same as carrot waxers, or chicken chokers? Remember, never let your meatloaf.
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posted on
08/14/2003 11:43:44 AM PDT
by
Cobra64
(Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
To: Slings and Arrows
Perhaps it is their obsessive use of pot that has led to their sperm problem. But then a vital part of sperm production is testicles, and that country seems to be lacking in that area.
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posted on
08/14/2003 11:45:26 AM PDT
by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Ozzy Osborne says that pot leads to harder drugs.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Canadian men (well those east of Manitoba).... No gonads - no sperm!
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posted on
08/14/2003 11:52:26 AM PDT
by
HoustonCurmudgeon
(PEACE - Through Superior Firepower)
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To: CholeraJoe; Cyber Liberty; xsmommy; RikaStrom; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Well THEY CAN'T HAVE MY DAMN SPERM AND RUN AROUND MAKING FATHERLESS CHILDREN ALL OVER THE PLACE JUST BECAUSE THEY WANT A NEW "TOY" OR SOMETHING. Pardon the rant. If I was willing to have any children they'd be brought up by me and the mother together, not by some strange biological-clock bimbo of a spoiled brat who MAYBE IS JUST BEING TRENDY FOR ALL I KNOW.... Now look, you made me rant again. I'm surprised they're short of donors, though. I'd better call my friend Howard tonight and tell him to get off his tuchas.
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posted on
08/14/2003 12:37:40 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Slings and Arrows
Canada is not only short on sperm, but they are short on testosterone - Canada is an effeminate society, a nation of sissies and socialists.
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posted on
08/14/2003 12:41:14 PM PDT
by
exmarine
To: Argh
Hold on now....I wonder if there's a demand for ranting sperm? You might have a nice meal ticket there., Argh.
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posted on
08/14/2003 12:41:18 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(© 2003, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
To: Cyber Liberty
HAH! I'll give them a meal...
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posted on
08/14/2003 12:43:22 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Slings and Arrows; Argh; xsmommy
Caution! Behold the abominations Canadian sperm has wrought in the past:
To: Slings and Arrows
Canadian gun laws have destroyed the testostrone level of the Canadian male.
American males on the other hand play with their guns, work their guns, show their guns, clean their guns, polish their guns, have their female freinds shot their guns, holster their guns, etc.
http://www.geekswithguns.com/downloads/sounds/NRA-Boys%20Just%20Wanna%20Have%20Guns.mp3 This is a 1.6 meg file but is a great download "Boys who want to play with thier guns.
Enjoy.
To: TheGrimReaper; xsmommy
Someday when I've got time I should type up the story about an incident between him and my dad at the Canadian embassy in Rome around 1970. I've posted it before, I may have it on my hard disk at home.
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posted on
08/14/2003 1:35:55 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
If the incident concludes with your Dad whipping his smarmy a$s, then I can't wait to read it!
To: Argh; exmarine
...
Canada is not only short on sperm, but they are short on testosterone ... ROFLMAO..........
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Oh, har de har har.
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posted on
08/14/2003 2:41:57 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
Haha...... ok, here's my contribution...... well, not a contribution per se........ "I'll bet the people in charge of the Sperm Banks are just beating themselves over this"....... "What a sticky situation to be in"...... "This is a real stain on their reputation".........
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
I find the whole thing hard to swallow.
56
posted on
08/14/2003 2:50:39 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Impeach the Boy
liberal men = contradiction of terms. LOL!
57
posted on
08/14/2003 2:54:10 PM PDT
by
Studebaker Hawk
(GUNS: more than I need; less than I want)
To: Argh
I would hope so! Unless there's something you want to tell me........?
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