[Argh]

Well THEY CAN'T HAVE MY DAMN SPERM AND RUN AROUND MAKING FATHERLESS CHILDREN ALL OVER THE PLACE JUST BECAUSE THEY WANT A NEW "TOY" OR SOMETHING. Pardon the rant. If I was willing to have any children they'd be brought up by me and the mother together, not by some strange biological-clock bimbo of a spoiled brat who MAYBE IS JUST BEING TRENDY FOR ALL I KNOW.... Now look, you made me rant again. I'm surprised they're short of donors, though. I'd better call my friend Howard tonight and tell him to get off his tuchas.

[Cyber Liberty]

Hold on now....I wonder if there's a demand for ranting sperm? You might have a nice meal ticket there., Argh.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

...Canada is not only short on sperm, but they are short on testosterone ...

ROFLMAO..........