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USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Sports Day: GUEST SPORTS COLUMNIST LindaSOG ~ August 7 2003
MoJo2001, Kathy in Alaska , LindaSOG, 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen

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Canada's Alexandre Despatie, in back, and Phillipe Comtois are seen in action during the Pan American Games men's 3m synchronized diving final competition in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, Wednesday, Aug. 6, 2003. The Candian team of Despatie and Comtois took the gold. (AP Photo/Roberto Candia) (Click for Large Photo)

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Meghann Shaughnessy of Richmond Virginia hits a backhand to Fabiola Zuluaga of Colombia during the second set of the second round of the JP Morgan Chase Open Wednesday, Aug. 6, 2003, at the Home Depot Center in Carson, Calif.  (AP Photo/Chris Carlson) (Click for Large Photo)

Canadian Emilie Heymans dives to win the gold  medal in women's 10 meter platform final at the XIV Pan American Games in Santo Domingo August 6, 2003. Hartley had 568.44  points in the competition. REUTERS/Jorge Silva (Click for Large Photo)

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Australian striker David Zdrilic rejected advances from Norwegian outfit Brann Bergen to sign a one-year deal with Scottish Premiership Aberdeen(AFP/File/Kim Jae-Hwan) (Click for Large Photo)

 

 
CANTEEN SPORTS CORNER
 
Welcome to the Canteen Sports Corner!
On the left hand side, you will find the links for all the sports you would ever want. Also, many of the items in the Corner are either inspired, or can be found, by following any of the links provided. Be sure to check out our sponsors below the links. As usual, we aim to please at the Canteen Sports Corner. Please enjoy your tour and by all means share any sports stuff that you may have. The Canteen Sports Crew would like to thank The Goddess for her column this week. We know you will enjoy her insights!! Thank you, Goddess! Enjoy everyone!
 
GUEST SPORTS COLUMNIST

 

The Goddess Reveals!

Everything you wanna know about getting in shape



 

Body/Fat Ratio Calculations: You may have heard that your overall weight is a combination of your lean body mass and your fat mass. They say that for health, the important thing isn't how much you weigh, but how much of your weight is fat. The Goddess agrees, however, the calculations most people use are complex and difficult, involving advanced math. The Goddess does not care much for anything that involves math. Calculating your body/fat ratio is simple, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. There now. Wasn't that easy?

Sit-ups will trim your belly: Oh D'uh!! Look, when you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger, right? You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger belly. Why would anyone want a bigger belly? This is not a good thing. Trust the Goddess.

Cardiovascular Exercise Can Prolong Life: Oh puleeze! Snap out of it! How could that possibly be true? Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Everything wears out eventually, so how could speeding up your heart make you live longer? That's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it more. Want to live longer? The Goddess suggests you take a nap. Treadmill? Stairclimber? Not! The Goddess recommends the strato-lounger.

Meat is bad for you: Anyone who tells you to cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables has a sanity level below even the Burka-boy. They just don't grasp logistical efficiencies the way the Goddess does. Look, what does a cow eat? Corn. And what's corn? A vegetable. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass. And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of slop.

Beer is bad for you: This issue is so ridiculous I simply have to say something. Look, it goes to the earlier point about vegetables. As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know beer is not an animal, and it's not a mineral, so that only leaves one thing, right? The Goddess says: Have a burger and a beer and tell everyone you're on a vegetarian diet.

The Goddess Fitness Program: Yes! With a little help from the Goddess, you too can be fit and trim. Sign up for the Goddess Fitness Program, guaranteed to help you lose those stubborn pounds.

The program begins with a warm-up exercise guaranteed to lighten your wallet as you hand over your credit cards to the Goddess. You will feel better instantly, all that plastic can get heavy! Then, it's off to the Mall! The warm-up includes other exercises such as racing ahead to open the car door and leaping out at our destination, running around the car and again, opening the door for the Goddess. The main work-out includes keeping up with the Goddess from store to store, as well as carrying all those packages! A cool-down is also included, yes, its back to racing ahead to open the car door.... can you feel the burn????

Get with the program... The Goddess Fitness Program! To apply for admission, send a recent financial statement and credit report to:  The Goddess!


All of the information on this thread was gathered from most of the sports links that are listed on this thread. Please feel free to peruse further for more information.

 
A squash ball moving at 150 kilometers per hour has the same impact of a .22 bullet. (The call for a ban on squash balls is coming folks)
 
 At 120 miles per hour, a Formula One car generates so much downforce that it can drive upside down on the roof of a tunnel.
 (Cool! Can we test this out?)
 
 Billiards used to be so popular at one time that cigarette cards were issued featuring players. (Snore!)
 
 The world's biggest bowling alley is located in Las Vegas at the Showboat hotel and has 106 lanes.
 (It's Las Vegas! What do you expect?)
 
 Baseball was the first sport to be pictured on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
 
 Canada is the only country not to win a gold medal in the Summer Olympic games while hosting the event.  (Come on Greece! You have a chance to join them in this category!)


 
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Will Kobe Bryant be found guilty of rape?

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Is it possible to find an honorable man in the NBA?

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Why are so many football players fat?

Ma's take: Big is good. Big and fast is better. Big, fast, and deadly on the field is the best. That's why there are so many fat football players on the field. I would advise, for your own health, not to ask an offensive lineman that question.

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Do you have anymore dumb sports quotes laying around?

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"Sure. I'm proud to be an American."
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"All I'm asking for is what I want."
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"The NFL, like life, is full of idiots."
-Randy Cross, football color commentator.

"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
-Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982

"He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual, too."
-Don King, boxing promoter.

"Unstoppable, baby!"
-Warrior rookie Marc Jackson to the Mavericks' bench, after hitting a lay-up during a 29-point loss.

"He's the about the size of a lot of guys that size."
-Offensive coordinator Gary Crowton, on QB Cade McNown

"I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it."
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1 posted on 08/06/2003 10:28:22 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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To: Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; LindaSOG; LaDivaLoca; bentfeather; Bethbg79; Iowa Granny; ...
Click on the pic and I'll guide you
to the start of today's Sports thread with

GUEST SPORTS COLUMNIST LindaSOG






Please Thank someone in the military for ensuring our Freedom.
Take a moment and Thank a Service Man or Woman.
Just Click on the graphic to SEND an e-mail.

2 posted on 08/06/2003 10:30:48 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (THANK YOU TROOPS!)
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To: MoJo2001; LindaSOG; Kathy in Alaska
Thank You for another great Sports Day thread in the Canteen!
LindaSOG: I'm STILL laughing after reading your guest column!
MoJo2001: Thanks for being the Sports Editor each week
AND for the useful Sports Links on the left hand side.
Kathy in Alaska: Thanks for your weekly proofing of the thread.
Especially when MoJo2001 says "MA, can you proof the re-write of the last re-write?"
3 posted on 08/06/2003 11:05:11 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (THANK YOU TROOPS!)
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To: All


If YOU are interested in participating in doing threads, either your own,
or helping on existing ones, please contact LindaSOG by FReep mail.

If you are interested in being a Sports Columnist please FReep mail MoJo2001



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4 posted on 08/06/2003 11:09:30 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Have you said Thank You to a service man or woman today?)
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Click for Kabul, Afghanistan Forecast
Click for Kabul, Afghanistan Forecast


Click for Kuwait, Kuwait Forecast
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5 posted on 08/06/2003 11:11:11 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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Duty ~ Honor ~ Country

Click above to visit "A Day in the Life of President Bush"

6 posted on 08/06/2003 11:13:20 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; M0sby
Ok.. done!!

I just realized.. this MAY seem like a small thread.. because if people just click and post on the picture, it will only freepmail M0sby.

Just a thought.. but then again.. It's late. Great idea Linda!!
7 posted on 08/06/2003 11:23:30 PM PDT by Vets_Husband_and_Wife (CNN: where " WE report what WE decide!!")
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To: Hostel; Severa
Hostel: If I understand correctly you will be arriving home today after a submarine patrol.
Welcome back to land sailor and Thank You for your service to our country.
Severa: I'm glad you and the boys will have your sailor back home!
8 posted on 08/06/2003 11:31:15 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Have you said Thank You to a service man or woman today?)
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To: 2LT Radix jr; Radix
2LT Radix jr: We await your safe return from Iraq
We have it from a good source (your Dad) you will be back in the States this week.
Thank You for your service to our country.
9 posted on 08/06/2003 11:34:16 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Have you said Thank You to a service man or woman today?)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Hi Mr.Tonkin! Let's conference! Okay? *HUGS*
10 posted on 08/06/2003 11:35:25 PM PDT by MoJo2001
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To: Vets_Husband_and_Wife
"Ok.. done!!"

Thanks for Thanking a service person today!
11 posted on 08/06/2003 11:41:56 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Have you said Thank You to a service man or woman today?)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
I sent him a joke.. I figured he could use some humor :o)
12 posted on 08/06/2003 11:45:10 PM PDT by Vets_Husband_and_Wife (CNN: where " WE report what WE decide!!")
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To: MoJo2001
okay!
13 posted on 08/06/2003 11:47:57 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Have you said Thank You to a service man or woman today?)
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A PRAYER OF PROTECTION

The light of God surround you
The love of God enfold you
The power of God protect you
The presence of God watch over you
Wherever you are,God is,
And all is well.
Amen.

Bless This House



Bless this house O Lord we pray;
Make it safe by night and day;
Bless these walls so firm and stout,
Keeping want and trouble out:
Bless the roof and chimneys tall,
Let thy peace lie over all;
Bless this door, that it may prove
ever open to joy and love.


Bless these windows shining bright,
Letting in God's heav'nly light;
Bless the hearth a'blazing there,
with smoke ascending like a prayer;
Bless the folk who dwell within,
keep them pure and free from sin;
Bless us all that we may be
Fit O Lord to dwell with thee;
Bless us all that one day we
May dwell O Lord with thee.



(Click on praying hands above, or on banner at the top to hear the music)


14 posted on 08/07/2003 12:19:31 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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To: bentfeather; M0sby; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; Radix; southerngrit; tomkow6; SouthernHawk; ...

Nice kitty. Say cheese: Harry's not wild about having his picture taken in his new digs -- a bush environment at the Mareeba Wild Animal Park in Mareeba, Australia. About 350 of the endangered Sumatran tigers remain in the wild.

15 posted on 08/07/2003 12:21:45 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; darkwing104; All

 

 

 


Good morning Canteen!
Here is your iced coffee and donuts!
There are plenty for everyone!

 

16 posted on 08/07/2003 12:21:57 AM PDT by MoJo2001
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To: Kathy in Alaska
Nice kitty? Wow!! I think he'd love to live at Mr.Tonkin's house! Woohoo!! Here kitty kitty!
17 posted on 08/07/2003 12:22:35 AM PDT by MoJo2001
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To: All

 

 


For those Canteeners and Visitors that really enjoy feasting at the breakfast table!

18 posted on 08/07/2003 12:24:21 AM PDT by MoJo2001
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To: MoJo2001
He seems a little cranky.

This is Steve........

And this is Al...


19 posted on 08/07/2003 12:27:09 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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Click On Mr. Happy!
Why should Sports Day be stressful?

20 posted on 08/07/2003 12:32:13 AM PDT by MoJo2001
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