***HILLARY! on LENO-After Action Report****

My unfortunate eyes | 8/4/03 | Diotima

[diotima]

Today the Hollywood Resistance force attending a live taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. His guest this evening was Hillary! Rodham Clinton, ministrix of evil.

Bob and I arrived at NBC at 2pm. Rondog and other operatives had arrived very early in the morning to get tickets. We had about six people inside the taping, various sympathizers and Rondog worked the crowd out doors.

After waiting in line for about an hour with the devil pumping up the crowd, we were escorted inside the studio.

Once her Evilness entered in the studio, and squeezed into her chair, we waited for her to open her mouth and for the lies to start rolling.

Hillary explained that during her book tour, people came up to her and said hers was the first book they'd ever read (NOT A SURPRISE COMING FROM HER LIBERAL BASE,) mentioned that the VRWC was outside her book signings, and proceeded to tell us that she was not supportive of the Recall effort. We boo-ed loudly when she said that, I don't know if they will edit it out. Leno tossed her softballs, although he did seem surprised when Hillary! mentioned hers was the first book ever read by her fans.

Jay Mohr was on the show as well, and was pretty funny.

We retired to the Mexican restaurant across the street for margaritas and discussion.

Thanks so much to our secret NBC insider!

I'll let Rondog describe the fun he had with Hillary! on her way out of the NBC studios.

FReepers present were: jessamine; avoiding sulla; Rondog; Diotima; Bob J; daviddennis (afterwards); jason (I forgot your screen name) and jessamine's friend.

[concerned about politics]

Can you believe that crap...first book they'd ever read....

Or maybe they were just looking for the pictures. Reading is toooo harrrrd.

[kristinn]

Freeping Hillary in person is always a worthwhile experience. Can't wait to hear what RonDog did.....

Thanks for keeping the heat on her. She knows we're out there.

[Rabid Dog]

Thanks for posting. I was stuck out near San Pedro sucking exhaust on the 405 (would have much rather been with you guys). Bring pictures to the FReeper Pool Party this weekend!

[FlyVet]

people came up to her and said hers was the first book they'd ever read

Wow. They made it all the way through high school (some of them must have) and they never read a book? People who are stupid enough to believe that lie will vote for her, and deserve her. Un-freaking-believable.

[Mo1]

I explained to these nice people from Idaho, that we had people on the ground a few hours earlier at her book signing in San Diego and that she would be in Portland tomorrow (with people there) and Washington on Wednesday (with people there.)
They were super impressed.

Love it!!

Thank you so much for this thread

[PhilDragoo]

You will buy my book. You will buy my book. You will buy my book.

[exit82]

The first book they ever read? Why doesn't lightning strike when she lies like that?

I often wonder, how did this world exist before the wonderful Clintons came on the scene?

If Jay had testicles, he should have replied what a buncha of baloney that line was.

Thanks for doing the Freep. She-who-you-must-never-make- eye-contact-with deserves to be hounded until she and her rapist husband are wearing orange uniforms in Ft. Leavenworth.

[sport]

They probably did not even read her book.

Anyone with the ability to think and act on their own accord cannot be a democrat.

[faithincowboys]

They gave her a standing O? I am freakin incredulous!

[Constitution Day]

You will buy my book. You will buy my book. You will buy my book.

"I loved it! It was MUCH better than 'Cats'. I'm going to see it again and again."

[Constitution Day]

You will buy my book. You will buy my book. You will buy my book.

"I loved it! It was MUCH better than 'Cats'. I'm going to see it again and again."

[diotima]

He did ask her about it. It was an astonishing statement, even for the likes of Hillary!

[faithincowboys]

Isn't that charming-- anybody that opposes her is an illiterate?

[faithincowboys]

This is called trying to soften the image. She struggles with her weight, we are approaching Oprahism.

[Brad’s Gramma]

BTTT, waiting for the pics...

[Barney Gumble]

She said that 'loosing weight is harder than writing a book.'

Well he can't have ghost dieters like she had plenty of ghost writers. Of course, it's a lot easier lie while writing, than dieting (eat donuts and think she's loosing weight)

[austingirl]

How many times did the smartest woman in the world say "you know"? I lost count. I also didn't hear any boos. Damn.

[trthnjsts]

God Bless the Freepers on the West Coast!!! You guys Rock!

[Angelwood]

Booing Hillary is always a worthwhile experience! I'm happy to hear that Hillary acknowledges that FReepers are Everywhere (of course her version is that it's the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy which is really not a conspiracy but a "Network"). FReep On!

[rwfromkansas]

Jay and Hillary tag-teamed the book protestors saying us Freepers have "never read a book."

Then, Hillary said the "VWRC" doesn't have the "courage" to buy the book, so they "stand across the street and yell at me." She claimed nobody has attacked her yet inside the booksignings.

What a shrew.