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RISE AND FALL: UDAY DIED WITH A CACHE OF VIAGRA
New York Post ^ | 7/28/03 | Chris Michaud

Posted on 07/28/2003 12:57:31 AM PDT by kattracks

Edited on 05/26/2004 5:15:15 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

July 28, 2003 -- U.S. troops found some interesting things alongside the bloodied, battered body of Uday Hussein - including a bizarre stash of items better suited to a hot date than combat, it was reported yesterday.

The porno-loving playboy had a briefcase carrying Viagra, cologne, dress shirts, new underwear, a silk tie and a lone condom, Newsweek reported.


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TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: decapitation; goatsaresafenow; iraq; qusay; rebuildingiraq; uday; udayswmb; viagra
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
"Bill Clinton Starter Kit"

LOL!!! Evidently the guy's Joselyn Elder CARE Package hadn't arrived yet, however; otherwise, he'd have had more condoms. ;)
21 posted on 07/28/2003 5:01:43 AM PDT by Fawnn (I think therefore I'm halfway there....)
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To: kattracks
I wonder what currency the cash was in. Seems like $100 million in Iraqi currency would be a truck load of paper.
22 posted on 07/28/2003 5:06:41 AM PDT by Brad C.
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To: Caipirabob
They just want all of their fellow Arabs thinking that when things were over, they put up a stiff resistance.
23 posted on 07/28/2003 5:08:58 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult ("Read Hillary's hips. I never had sex with that woman.")
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
They just want all of their fellow Arabs thinking that when things were over, they put up a stiff resistance.

Yeah. The brothers may have found that life toward the end was hard, but they now have a firm understanding of death.
24 posted on 07/28/2003 5:18:34 AM PDT by Fawnn (I think therefore I'm halfway there....)
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
This is also known as the "Bill Clinton Starter Kit". The deluxe package additionally contains DNA-remover spray, a booklet with good pickup lines, and a list of people who will give you an alibi (for the right price).

You forgot Caligula's never-forget MUST HAVE article, the PORTA-SINK (TM).

25 posted on 07/28/2003 5:43:08 AM PDT by pyx
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To: kattracks
"this is my rifle, this is my gun ..."
26 posted on 07/28/2003 5:44:04 AM PDT by fnord ( Hyprocisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue)
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To: Fawnn
LOL!!! Evidently the guy's Joselyn Elder CARE Package hadn't arrived yet, however; otherwise, he'd have had more condoms. ;)

The J.E. care package would have included a vile of cocaine, and some anti-smoking literature.

27 posted on 07/28/2003 6:13:41 AM PDT by The_Victor
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To: kattracks
...$100 million in cash

That ought to about cover the cash rewards for the two "boys" as well as the father with enough left over to pay for the missiles, ammo and body processing fees.

Nice work, guys! Who says the Feds can't turn a profit?

28 posted on 07/28/2003 6:28:28 AM PDT by Gritty
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To: kattracks
as well some $100 million in cash.

And their friends turned them in for at most 30 million. There is an interesting moral to the story here.

29 posted on 07/28/2003 7:24:55 AM PDT by VRWC_minion (Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and most are right)
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To: Brad C.
$100 million in any currency would be a big pile of money, I would guess. If it was in US $ I wonder what the denominations of the bills were?
30 posted on 07/28/2003 7:25:27 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: kattracks
This was merely used to stiffen his resolve in combatting the invaders. ;<)
31 posted on 07/28/2003 7:28:43 AM PDT by verity
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To: verity
seems he didnt take them as prescribed
32 posted on 07/28/2003 7:29:50 AM PDT by boxerblues (God Bless the 101st, stay safe, stay alert and watch your backs)
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To: kattracks
You'd think with $100 million cash they would have figured a way to get out of that country.
33 posted on 07/28/2003 7:30:39 AM PDT by Hildy
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To: nickcarraway
Keyboard tourettes syndrome?
34 posted on 07/28/2003 7:42:34 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: kattracks
It's hard to imagine safe sex was on his mind, while in hiding. Would he have abstained, if he didn't have the condom?
35 posted on 07/28/2003 7:52:49 AM PDT by Pan_Yans Wife (Lurking since 2000.)
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To: Pan_Yans Wife
It's hard to imagine safe sex was on his mind, while in hiding. Would he have abstained, if he didn't have the condom?



The condom was for the other guy
36 posted on 07/28/2003 8:19:04 AM PDT by Taffini (I like Tony Soprano even though he is a fat boy)
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To: kattracks
The sadistic scions were holed up in the house of Nawaf al-Zaidan for 23 days before he turned them over to the U.S.

There's a saying that "Fish and houseguests begin to smell after three days." 23 days of those two was evidently more than enough for Mr. al-Zaidan.

37 posted on 07/28/2003 10:18:55 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (South-south-west, south, south-east, east....)
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To: kattracks
Viagra and a condom....hmmmm I guess he wanted to be prepared when he met his 72 virgins.
38 posted on 07/28/2003 10:20:24 AM PDT by FeliciaCat
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To: Taffini; Oystir
It's hard to imagine safe sex was on his mind, while in hiding. Would he have abstained, if he didn't have the condom?

The condom is for the goat.

You can never be too careful. How knows what kind of diseases Uday carries. Pray for the goat.

39 posted on 07/28/2003 10:30:42 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (The Liza Minnelli divorce is breaking my heart. Who gets custody of the plastic surgeon?)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
It wasn't for his WMD? Was he watching too much bad porn?
40 posted on 07/28/2003 11:41:29 AM PDT by Oystir
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