RISE AND FALL: UDAY DIED WITH A CACHE OF VIAGRA

New York Post ^ | 7/28/03 | Chris Michaud

[kattracks]

July 28, 2003 -- U.S. troops found some interesting things alongside the bloodied, battered body of Uday Hussein - including a bizarre stash of items better suited to a hot date than combat, it was reported yesterday.

The porno-loving playboy had a briefcase carrying Viagra, cologne, dress shirts, new underwear, a silk tie and a lone condom, Newsweek reported.

[Fawnn]

"Bill Clinton Starter Kit"

LOL!!! Evidently the guy's Joselyn Elder CARE Package hadn't arrived yet, however; otherwise, he'd have had more condoms. ;)

[Brad C.]

I wonder what currency the cash was in. Seems like $100 million in Iraqi currency would be a truck load of paper.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

They just want all of their fellow Arabs thinking that when things were over, they put up a stiff resistance.

[Fawnn]

They just want all of their fellow Arabs thinking that when things were over, they put up a stiff resistance.

Yeah. The brothers may have found that life toward the end was hard, but they now have a firm understanding of death.

[pyx]

This is also known as the "Bill Clinton Starter Kit". The deluxe package additionally contains DNA-remover spray, a booklet with good pickup lines, and a list of people who will give you an alibi (for the right price).

You forgot Caligula's never-forget MUST HAVE article, the PORTA-SINK (TM).

[fnord]

"this is my rifle, this is my gun ..."

[The_Victor]

LOL!!! Evidently the guy's Joselyn Elder CARE Package hadn't arrived yet, however; otherwise, he'd have had more condoms. ;)

The J.E. care package would have included a vile of cocaine, and some anti-smoking literature.

[Gritty]

...$100 million in cash

That ought to about cover the cash rewards for the two "boys" as well as the father with enough left over to pay for the missiles, ammo and body processing fees.

Nice work, guys! Who says the Feds can't turn a profit?

[VRWC_minion]

as well some $100 million in cash.

And their friends turned them in for at most 30 million. There is an interesting moral to the story here.

[Ditter]

$100 million in any currency would be a big pile of money, I would guess. If it was in US $ I wonder what the denominations of the bills were?

[verity]

This was merely used to stiffen his resolve in combatting the invaders. ;<)

[boxerblues]

seems he didnt take them as prescribed

[Hildy]

You'd think with $100 million cash they would have figured a way to get out of that country.

[VRWCmember]

Keyboard tourettes syndrome?

[Pan_Yans Wife]

It's hard to imagine safe sex was on his mind, while in hiding. Would he have abstained, if he didn't have the condom?

[Taffini]

It's hard to imagine safe sex was on his mind, while in hiding. Would he have abstained, if he didn't have the condom?



The condom was for the other guy

[Pearls Before Swine]

The sadistic scions were holed up in the house of Nawaf al-Zaidan for 23 days before he turned them over to the U.S.

There's a saying that "Fish and houseguests begin to smell after three days." 23 days of those two was evidently more than enough for Mr. al-Zaidan.

[FeliciaCat]

Viagra and a condom....hmmmm I guess he wanted to be prepared when he met his 72 virgins.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

It's hard to imagine safe sex was on his mind, while in hiding. Would he have abstained, if he didn't have the condom?

The condom is for the goat.

You can never be too careful. How knows what kind of diseases Uday carries. Pray for the goat.

[Oystir]

It wasn't for his WMD? Was he watching too much bad porn?