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THE WINNING UDAY-QUASAY LIMERICK THIS MORNING ON KRLA 870
dfu
| July 23, 2003
| dfu
Posted on 07/23/2003 10:41:07 AM PDT by doug from upland
KRLA 870 in Glendale, CA is giving away Disneyland tickets this week. The callers get 15 seconds to be creative and speak about a current issue. I almost won yesterday with a limerick, but today was the lucky day. The prize was four passes for four trips to Disneyland or California Adventure (which sucks big time).
The murdering Uday and Quasay
Liked torture and women and booze-ay
But they ran out of luck
When they didn't hear "duck!"
They're taking their forever snooze-ay
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: allyourlimmericks; arebelongtous; dead; finished; kaboom; kaput; manfromnantucket; poetry; pushingupdaisies; qusay; roomtemp; terminal; uday
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To: VOA
KRLA (1110) went all sports and gave up the call letters. KIEV didn't even have to pay for them.
81
posted on
07/23/2003 8:33:59 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Bill - go away...Hillary - go away.....you have done enough damage to this great Republic)
To: doug from upland
KRLA (1110) went all sports and gave up the call letters
Hello DFU, I can hardly keep track of the changes in stations...
but for the lurkers who might try to tune in 1110AM for sports now:
1110AM is now "Radio Disney", and 1150 is Fox Sports (the one with the
nicely endowed young ladies on their billboard ads)
82
posted on
07/23/2003 8:47:10 PM PDT
by
VOA
To: Physicist
Pretty good! Here's another...
There once were two creeps from Tikrit
holed up in a squalid retreat.
A TOW blasted Uday,
A .50 downed Kusay,
The BBC mourned their defeat.
83
posted on
07/23/2003 8:49:08 PM PDT
by
Antoninus
(In hoc signo, vinces †)
To: B-Chan
Good one!
84
posted on
07/23/2003 8:51:39 PM PDT
by
Antoninus
(In hoc signo, vinces †)
To: Physicist
"Our friends have arranged for a TOW."
Excellent.
85
posted on
07/23/2003 8:53:35 PM PDT
by
Antoninus
(In hoc signo, vinces †)
To: Antoninus
Excellent!
86
posted on
07/23/2003 9:26:37 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Bill - go away...Hillary - go away.....you have done enough damage to this great Republic)
To: VOA
thanks for the update. I don't miss L.A. at all. I was born and raised in North Hollywood, Calif. Not even close to what I left 35 years ago. when I was 10 years old, we used to play in orange and plum orchards, even strawberry and turnip fields. that was in the 50's (baby boomer here)
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posted on
07/24/2003 6:27:01 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
To: AngryJawa
Fire and shell tore them;
Now, they go to the place where
pigs feast on their souls. -archy-/-
88
posted on
07/24/2003 8:42:25 AM PDT
by
archy
(Keep in mind that the milk of human kindness comes from a beast that is both cannibal and a vampire.)
To: HadEnough
A man of such reason and logic should know the difference between a magazine and a clip, don't you think? Poetic license.
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