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WATER SPORT (Horny Dolphin Molests Demi Moore - Kutcher Watches In Horror)
NY Post ^
| July 22, 2003
| Dick Johnson
Posted on 07/23/2003 7:21:17 AM PDT by presidio9
Edited on 05/26/2004 5:15:12 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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DEMI Moore is accustomed to the attentions of men - but not an over-sexed porpoise. Moore, her beau Ashton Kutcher, ex-hubby Bruce Willis and kids Talluleh, Scout and Rumer were all in Las Vegas to catch the Duran Duran show at the Hard Rock Hotel's venue, the Joint. Sunday morning, the crew went to see Siegfried & Roy's Secret Garden & Dolphin Habitat, and took a swim with the flippery mammals. "Dolphins are very sexually aggressive, and one went after Demi in a big way," laughed our spy. Moore had to get out of the pool.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Unclassified
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To: WestPacSailor; Clemenza
Gives new meaning to the term "sleeping with the fishes..."
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posted on
07/23/2003 8:22:57 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(RUN AL, RUN!!!)
To: mhking
Wouldn't this be a "hold muh bottlenose" alert?
42
posted on
07/23/2003 8:32:24 AM PDT
by
wasp69
(Remember, Uday in Pig Latin is DU)
To: BostonCajun
BUSTED! Dolphins aren't fish!
43
posted on
07/23/2003 8:33:54 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
They're small whales. Amazing creatures, the only other animal besides the dog and cat that has somehow managed to form a special bond with mankind.
44
posted on
07/23/2003 8:40:44 AM PDT
by
jpl
To: presidio9
I didn't know that dolphins liked tuna.
To: jpl
Seems like he was trying to "bond" with Demi.
46
posted on
07/23/2003 8:45:42 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: KantianBurke
"I'm sorry but this struck me as the REAL oddity of the article."
According to the photos in the tabloids every week, she and her ex hubby are really good friends still and he hangs out with her and the kids even when she has a new boyfriend.
47
posted on
07/23/2003 9:38:11 AM PDT
by
honeygrl
To: Blood of Tyrants
you know the old saying about woman and fish... maybe that's why the dolphin went after her.
48
posted on
07/23/2003 9:41:39 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
To: presidio9
I've seen footage of an amorous dolphin going after a human being. Not funny at all. They are big, powerful animals.
49
posted on
07/23/2003 9:49:01 AM PDT
by
thegreatbeast
(Quid lucrum istic mihi est?)
To: presidio9
This isn't the first time I've heard about horny dolphins. I know a woman who was "hooked" by an amorous dolphin out at sea. She was being dragged underwater in her wetsuit while her family laughed at her predicament.
50
posted on
07/23/2003 10:07:59 AM PDT
by
weegee
To: dubyaismypresident
"I heard that dolphin just signed a contract with the Lakers.
Just kidding! "
lol, you are a bad bad man (i think the gender is right there...)
51
posted on
07/23/2003 10:30:58 AM PDT
by
honeygrl
To: honeygrl
lol, you are a bad bad man Yes I am ;-)
52
posted on
07/23/2003 10:42:38 AM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
("I don't need the Bush tax cut. I never worked a f****** day in my life. Patrick Kennedy D-RI)
To: presidio9
I guess the fish knows good plastic when he sees it.
To: Mike Darancette
Dolphins are also supposedly the only other animal that has sex for pleasure.
To: honeygrl; dubyaismypresident
lol, you are a bad bad man (i think the gender is right there...)Yes, grl, you have the gender right.
The rest of it is right also! I can testify, having met him. ;^)
55
posted on
07/23/2003 11:00:20 AM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: bedolido
Nope. Want to tell everyone what you mean?;^)
56
posted on
07/23/2003 11:10:22 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
Nope. Want to tell everyone what you mean?;^)I knew when I posted it, I'd be in trouble... let me just withdraw what I said... it would offend too many.
57
posted on
07/23/2003 11:56:10 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
To: HenryLeeII
One could easily argue that pleasure is the only reason they do it.
I doubt most animals can understand the consequences.
58
posted on
07/23/2003 12:28:52 PM PDT
by
ko_kyi
To: freekitty; All
For cripessakes, dolphins ain't fish people!
They are mammals, which is why they are more intelligent than those single-minded and stupid sharks.
Strangely, octopi are deemed to be as intelligent as dogs! And as nutritious. ;)
59
posted on
07/23/2003 12:39:36 PM PDT
by
Skywalk
To: HenryLeeII
Well, I do know that dolphins, various monkeys and apes and even lions all masturbate.
How do dolphins do it? By swimming up against the shellbacks of sea turtles!
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posted on
07/23/2003 12:41:05 PM PDT
by
Skywalk
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