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WATER SPORT (Horny Dolphin Molests Demi Moore - Kutcher Watches In Horror)
NY Post ^
| July 22, 2003
| Dick Johnson
Posted on 07/23/2003 7:21:17 AM PDT by presidio9
Edited on 05/26/2004 5:15:12 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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DEMI Moore is accustomed to the attentions of men - but not an over-sexed porpoise. Moore, her beau Ashton Kutcher, ex-hubby Bruce Willis and kids Talluleh, Scout and Rumer were all in Las Vegas to catch the Duran Duran show at the Hard Rock Hotel's venue, the Joint. Sunday morning, the crew went to see Siegfried & Roy's Secret Garden & Dolphin Habitat, and took a swim with the flippery mammals. "Dolphins are very sexually aggressive, and one went after Demi in a big way," laughed our spy. Moore had to get out of the pool.
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To: Zavien Doombringer
And as slippery as the dolphin :) And then some.
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:34:17 AM PDT
by
Diogenesis
(If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us)
To: Larry Lucido
Is that a gun in your snout, or are you just happy to see me? No, that would be "the friendly finger," you're talking about. Man I wish I could find THAT article!
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:35:30 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(RUN AL, RUN!!!)
To: presidio9
I think I see a movie here. "Debbie does the dolphins."
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:36:16 AM PDT
by
jetson
To: Diogenesis
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:36:47 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....)
To: jetson
Did you look at the keywords list?
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:37:28 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....)
To: presidio9
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:38:03 AM PDT
by
finnman69
(!)
To: Xenalyte
Her hoots display as much motion as concrete.You may be onto something there. Perhaps Demi simply presented an interesting sonar picture to the animal.
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:40:23 AM PDT
by
Redcloak
(All work and no FReep makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no FReep make s Jack a dul boy. Allwork an)
To: Zavien Doombringer
To: Lunatic Fringe
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To: presidio9
When last heard from, Demi was heard to mutter something about searching for Moby Dick.
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:53:08 AM PDT
by
tlb
To: jetson
Shouldn't that be "Demi does the dolphins"?
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:54:24 AM PDT
by
bigj00
To: tlb
Thar she blows!
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:55:44 AM PDT
by
WestPacSailor
(Exercise your right to vote, or they'll take that one too!)
To: SpinnerWebb
Reminds me of Beaks in the gorilla suit at the end of Trading Places.
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:56:13 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(RUN AL, RUN!!!)
To: mhking
One for your ping list mh.
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:57:36 AM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
("I don't need the Bush tax cut. I never worked a f****** day in my life. Patrick Kennedy D-RI)
To: presidio9
"Dolphins are very sexually aggressive, and one went after Demi in a big way," Dolphins are very intelligent and have great eyesight.
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:59:37 AM PDT
by
Mike Darancette
(RATS: We're sorry Saddam.)
To: honeygrl
I heard that dolphin just signed a contract with the Lakers.
Just kidding!
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posted on
07/23/2003 8:00:17 AM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
("I don't need the Bush tax cut. I never worked a f****** day in my life. Patrick Kennedy D-RI)
To: Mike Darancette
Demi had a SEAL of approval.
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posted on
07/23/2003 8:02:44 AM PDT
by
Renegade
To: Renegade
I guess she's FINished swimming with dolphins for a while, eh?
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posted on
07/23/2003 8:03:46 AM PDT
by
WestPacSailor
(Exercise your right to vote, or they'll take that one too!)
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Did someone say Dolphins?
HMB/Bizarre PING....
If you want on or off this list, FReepmail me!
FYI: This has fast outgrown it's original "charter" and become a home for the truly bizarre. An alternative saying/phrasiology is being sought (and suggestions are very welcome!). Also, like it's "cousin list" the B/C list, it has become a high-volume list.
I'm leaning toward "Just damn," on the suggestion of quite a few folks. I won't make a decision until Sunday. (And thanks to all of you for sending your suggestions!)
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posted on
07/23/2003 8:13:24 AM PDT
by
mhking
To: presidio9
I forget is a dolphin the mammal or the porpie (plural for
porposus porpsis hmmmmmmm The other dolphin.
Whichever, I understand the thinking... as long as she didn't have that shaved head she sported in GI-Jane.
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posted on
07/23/2003 8:18:51 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
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