Top Ten Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Should NEVER Be President!

July 18, 2003 | sweetliberty

[sweetliberty]

This coming weekend the Arkansas Hog Wild FReepers will be having a double-header FReep of Hillary's Arkansas booksignings. When people have found out what we're doing they invariably ask "why?" The fact that they even have to ask is a testament to how poorly informed many people are in Arkansas and could well explain how they managed to elect Bill Clinton in the first place. Some actually seem surprised at the answer, "BECAUSE WE DON'T EVER, EVER WANT THE CLINTONS BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!" This is usually followed by another "why?" These people are not being sarcastic. They really don't know.

Our primary reason for these FReeps is to educate the ignorant. Travelgirl is compiling a serious list of Clinton crimes and outrages to give to anyone who is interested. But I was talking this evening with stop_the_rats and as we were discussing the average IQ of the koolaid drinkers who will likely be there standing in line for a 10 second audience with "Her Heinous", stop_the_rats thought that a simple and humorous Top 10 list would be in order, and of course, who are the wittiest and most creative and intelligent people to come up with these things? Why, FReepers of course.

I think most FReepers are bored of the latest celebrity sexcapades and rather stressed over the RATs' constant trashing of the president, so look at this as comic relief for the weekend and as an opportunity to have a voice at the FReeps. Since contests seem to appeal to FReepers, we decided to make it interesting by offering a copy of Ann Coulter's book, TREASON, to the best Top 10 list, so for those of you disappointed by the tagline contest, here's another chance. Stop_the_rats and I will do the final judging, but we will weigh the opinions of other Hog Wild FReepers. Judging will conclude at 9 pm Sunday night and the winner will be announced on Monday.

[sweetliberty]

"can you possibly imagine 4 years of hearing that screeching and lying on a daily basis?"

You really think she would leave after 4 years.....or even 8? She would probably overturn the 22nd amendment by executive order and declare herself president for life. I mean look at how much trouble we're having being rid of them as it is. Bill is still pretending HE's president and neither of them misses an opportunity to undermine the current president. Frightening. She needs to be stopped at any cost!

[Smokin' Joe]

Because they'd have to get a new dog....

[Quix]

I added the following in an email copy of this to selected friends . . .


[Would you really want a Communist who labored so hard to protect and free the Chicago 7 Black Panthers in the office of the most aggressive Communist boss in the nation at the time--to be President?

Would you really want a 'woman' who cursed military guards often in passing them in the White House--just because they hated the military--and once threw coffee in a Marine's face because it was against regulations for him to obey her and refill her cup--in the White House?

Would you really want the 'woman' in charge of the intimidating, 'rubbing-out' (150 & counting dead by mysterious means--people who knew too much about Dillbo &/or Shrillery) goon squad to silence the list of women Billdo RAPED at critical election/impeachment points--in charge of 'women's rights' and THE BUTTON?

Would you really want a 'woman' with that much lust for power in charge of anything beyond the lead shovel at the cleaning out of the local kennel or pig farm?

Would you really want a pathological liar, shrew, bwitch, dyed-in-the-wool Communist, Global Government advocate for a President?

Woud you really want someone who helped insure that 70-90% of the military votes in the last Presidential election did not have a chance to be counted because the absentee ballots were (A) prevented from arriving to the sailors and soldiers in time, (B) prevented from leaving their units in time, and/or (C) prevented from being delivered by the Postal Service to the Registrar's in time after the Postal System had charge of them--to be Commanderess-In-Chief?

[MeekOneGOP]

Thank you !! All very good, too.

Uh, haz anybahdy
seed hillary ??

Uh, nevah mind!
Ah found 'er !!

More bump images HERE !

[sweetliberty]

ROTFL! I like that last one.

[Radioactive]

Hillary Clinton ordered the attack on the Branch Dividians.

Hillary Clinton is the driving force behind Bill Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is a Sodomite.

Hillary Clinton would destroy this nation.

Hillary Clinton should be in prison.

Hillary Clinton is in office because of vote fraud.

Hillary Clinton is a B**ch.

Hillary Clinton is Martha Stewart times ten. Remember the cattle futures?

Hillary Clinton lied to us about Vince Foster. Vince Foster was Murdered because of what he knew.

Hillary Clinton has over 100 friends that are now dead friends.

Hillary Clinton destroyed the Arkansas school system with socialist marxist dogma by use of the Governors school program. You know---teaching kids that America is evil...

Hillary clinton and the billing records.

Hillary Clinton and white water....

Hillary Clinton and Web Hubbel

Hillary Clinton and her book of lies.

Hillary Clinton and her membership in the lawyers guild and her support of the institute for policy studies.

Hillary Clinton and her contriol of Janet Reno and the Elian Gonzales case.

Hillary and her attack on Admiral James Gorman when he told her that she was lying. Admiral Goreman then had to fight the IRS and the FBI.

Hillary and all the coverups.

I could go on...but you get the idea!

[fortunecookie]

...Number One Reason: She bears an astonishing ideological, moral and agenda resemblance to this guy....

You took the words right out of my mouth!! Sadly, so few people realize it or even understand/know the ideological similiarities. And don't want to hear them. On the plus side, she does hide her mustache well.

[null and void]

Hillary!™+The Patriot Act=????

[fortunecookie]

Hillary!™+The Patriot Act=????

Hillary!™+The Patriot Act= Fun for everyone!! Oh, that should be, Communist fun for everyone! Your papers, please...

[princess leah]

1) Her whole existence is centered around her Political ambitions!
2) There is nothing she wouldn't say or do to achieve #1
3) Our military would diminish over all the "retiring servicemen who would refuse to serve for her"
4) She's a socialist who feels "entitled" to her Political Aspirations.
5) She never EARNED any political position.
6) She hates Jews
7) She's a Lesbian who would further that agenda.
8) Her healthcare package would be crammed down our throats
9) She's colder than the entire country of Antartica
10) AMERICA would not survive any term of hers without more 9/11s!

[irishtenor]

Thank you for such a wonderful contest.

[Onelifetogive]

Hillery should never be President because:

1) By the time her term is done, Bill's presidency will seem like the "good old days."
2) It would be better to have a woman president, instead.
3) Only one person in the country was too stupid to know that Bill was cheating on her...do we want that person to be president.

[tgslTakoma]

Good choice on the Top Ten!

[tgslTakoma]

oooh....good ones!

[tgslTakoma]

Monday night BUMP!!

[tgslTakoma]

Monday night BUMP!!

[tgslTakoma]

Monday night BUMP!!

[eccentric]

"Hillary has already been 'Co-President' for 8 years so the 22 Amendment prevents her from running again!

Remember Bubba said that we would get a 'two-fer' with his election!"

I agree. She's already been president!

[Joy Angela]

Hillary Clinton provided the Number One reason she
shouldn't be President on the Barbara Walters interview.

Barbara Walters asked if Hillary agreed with Bill Clinton that the Constitution should be amended to allow a 3rd term.

Hillary answered: "No, because serving more than Two terms would make a president too powerful."

Since Hillary has ALREADY served TWO terms as
co-president with Bill (and Bill Clinton was clearly
bored because Hillary was taking over, so that is why
Bill was always chasing women and Monica!) it is clear that Hillary HERSELF has admitted that if Hillary had another term...

SHE WOULD BE TOO POWERFUL!!

And this is Reason NUMBER ONE why
Hillary Rodham "I love Power" Clinton
should NEVER be president!!

[ALOHA RONNIE]

.."Whenever BILL CLINTON was away or out of town ..HILLARY sat in the Oval Office..!!" =

..'BILL & HILLARY: The Marriage" by Chris Anderson


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