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NY Post ^ | July 16, 2003 | BILL HOFFMANN

[presidio9]

A controversy has erupted over a twisted new Las Vegas game in which armed players in camouflage hunt down naked young women with paintball guns - and even have sex with them after the chase. The creators of "Hunting for Bambi" charge up to $10,000 per participant for the "thrill" of chasing showgirls, who are nude except for sneakers, and blasting them with red dye.

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

but if I were in college, I'd definitely consider it.

My dear friend and neighbor, allow me the chance to point out that people of all ages are returning to college these days. I myself did not graduate until after my service time. I recommend you return to school ASAP.

PLEASE keep me informed on this matter .... I will be in the garage cleaning my paint gun .........

[TomB]

No, see the problem is, I don't like you. Personally. There is no good-natured ribbing between us. I get along fine with a lot of confused libertarians here, Stew included, but not you. You are a hateful loner interested only in your drug-god. I have no time or patience for you.

OMG!!!!!

You have COMPLETELY lost it! You have gone from talking to yourself on threads to completely inventing things.

I am NOT a libertarian, and I have certainly NEVER posted that drugs should be lagalized.

You are truly a very, VERY confused individual.

PATHETIC!

[Xenalyte]

The bummer for me is that I can't run all that fast. I rely on my intimidation factor.

[Xenalyte]

Oh, no you don't. You'd tell Xena's Mom on me.

[presidio9]

That's not the point. Friends kid one another. You are not my friend. In the past I have directly asked you not to ping me. Just get on with your life and leave me out of it.

[Centurion2000]

. You just know from NOW history that they would love to stalk naked men with fully automatic paint ball guns

Are you kidding ? They'd love to shoot naked men with REAL guns.

[Servant of the Nine]

The bummer for me is that I can't run all that fast. I rely on my intimidation factor.

Intimidation works.

So9

[Lazamataz]

The bummer for me is that I can't run all that fast. I rely on my intimidation factor.

You can't run?

(POOOOMP POOOOMP POOOOMP)

Awww, Xena, you've got red dye all over your supple, fit, tanned torso.

Okay babe, time for me to collect my prize. ;^)

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

Oh, no you don't. You'd tell Xena's Mom on me.

Unless Xena has a new mom, one that does not teach with my wife, that would be a very bad idea!! ;-)

[discostu]

I'm not sure we get along fine, I'd call it more of an uneasy peace. There's still plenty of times you really piss me off, I just turn a blind eye because contrary to popular belief I'd really rather not get in huge arguments with people, bad on the old ticker.

[jpl]

Snopes seems to be out of touch on this one.

The Mikkelsons are out of touch about a lot of things, but I'm starting to wonder about this. I'm not going to look into their web site myself, but if there is no way to actually book one of these "hunts" through the site, then maybe it is more of a publicity stunt than anything.

[Conspiracy Guy]

xillint

[Xenalyte]

This is VERY true.

Although I could probably convince Mom that you were hallucinating, and it was some other warrior princess you were shootin' at.

[lewislynn]

Do the "bambis" have medical coverage and workman's comp? I smell a lawsuit soon...

Smart businesses only hire independent contractors.

[Xenalyte]

First time we ever played, I got taken out. I was leaving the game, gun pointed skyward, and I passed the bunker where Xena's Guy was taking shelter.

He shot me in the side of - well, in the upper torso at point-blank range.

I still owe him for that one.

[KellyAdmirer]

You have a variety of warrior princesses down there in Houston? Sheesh, then I have to visit your town some day! Have never spotted any on my visits to Dallas.

[TomB]

That's not the point. Friends kid one another. You are not my friend. In the past I have directly asked you not to ping me. Just get on with your life and leave me out of it.

The point is that you don't have a CLUE of what you are talking about. Where are my "libertarian" posts? Where are my posts to my "drug-god"?

You are such a confused individual that you have to resort to making things up (something you are VERY good at).

If you are going to make nasty allegations about me, at least back them up.

I'm waiting......

[presidio9]

According to snopes, the website is just about "selling videos." You can't schedule a game there. Maybe we should get Pete Townsend to "investigate" on of the videos.

[presidio9]

For the last time, I am asking you civilly to stop pinging me. I have no interested in discourse with you.

[presidio9]

Whateve it is, it's working.