[Lazamataz]

The bummer for me is that I can't run all that fast. I rely on my intimidation factor.

You can't run?

(POOOOMP POOOOMP POOOOMP)

Awww, Xena, you've got red dye all over your supple, fit, tanned torso.

Okay babe, time for me to collect my prize. ;^)

[Xenalyte]

First time we ever played, I got taken out. I was leaving the game, gun pointed skyward, and I passed the bunker where Xena's Guy was taking shelter.

He shot me in the side of - well, in the upper torso at point-blank range.

I still owe him for that one.