[solo gringo]

They stole enough from the american people and took enough bribes they wont even miss a meesley 3.5million if they ever pay thier bill.I dought they will ever pay what they owe.Chi-coms will come through and pay it for them.

[theDentist]

How long until the lawyers begin to sue for payment? I say 60 days from today.

[Mia T]

Whatever...

Although you wouldn't know it from their schnorrer moves,
we're talking nanodrops...
in the clinton LIEbury slush-fund bucket...

And while on the topic of bucks and buckets...
had those two slime-buckets raped me...
I would impoverish them.

Oh wait... They DID rape me...

THE CLINTONS--AMERICA'S BIGGEST BLUNDER
Hear Bush 41 Warn Us--October 19, 1992*

Q ERTY6_ENTROPY BUMP!

hear

*Thanx to Cloud William for text and audio

 

LEHRER: President Bush, your closing statement, sir.

PRESIDENT BUSH: Three weeks from now--two weeks from tomorrow, America goes to the polls and you're going to have to decide who you want to lead this country ...

On foreign affairs, some think it's irrelevant. I believe it's not. We're living in an interconnected world...And if a crisis comes up, ask who has the judgment and the experience and, yes, the character to make the right decision?

And, lastly, the other night on character Governor Clinton said it's not the character of the president but the character of the presidency. I couldn't disagree more. Horace Greeley said the only thing that endures is character. And I think it was Justice Black who talked about great nations, like great men, must keep their word.

And so the question is, who will safeguard this nation, who will safeguard our people and our children? I need your support, I ask for your support. And may God bless the United States of America.

(Applause)

 

play tape

 

eyes wide shut

EPILOGUE: (ADDITIONAL AUDIO)
Hear Christopher Shays: "The bottom line: HE DID RAPE BROADDRICK."

When Alex kills a woman during a rape, Alex is sent to prison.
When clinton rapes women, girls, his country and God knows what else. . .
and kills? --- check out those fourscore-plus deaths, please!
And don't forget the wag-the-dog, desperately-seeking-a-legacy bombings,
or the cold-blooded Ricky Ray Rector execution---
not clinton but society is imprisoned,
imprisoned in clinton's
besmirched, semen-stained, feckless presidency.
 

A risible and repulsive result;
yet not even the punch line.

While Alex is conditioned in prison with aversion therapy,
transmuted into a moral robot who becomes nauseated
by the mere thought of sex and violence,
bill clinton and his Thought Police,
in a perverse reverse aversion,
have conditioned society's collective brain
into not mere acquiescence but twisted admiration.
 

In the end,
if clinton's arrogant, ruthless, reckless nature is restored to him,
it seems the joke will be on all of us,
for it will be a victory for infinite victimhood and irresponsibility,
for seduction, for violence, for nihilism, for anarchy.
 

We will have set apart clinton as the hero
by making his victims less human than he;
we will have allowed clinton to carefully estrange us from his victims
so that we can enjoy the rapes and the beatings
as much as clinton himself does.

Mia T, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

The REAL "Living History" -- clintoplasmodial slime

 

 

GEFILTE FISHY   by Mia T     The clintons: Meshuga, tref, tsuris. Shopworn shtick, schmaltz, tsimmes. Ganef, schlemiel, schlimazel. A crooked putz with a big schnozzle.   Nudnik, nebbish, tummler. Two chachkas on Geraldo's mantle, two schnorrers. Kibitzer, kvetch with chutzpah. Yenta, spieler, two stuffed kishkas.

 

BAGEL_{by Mia T}

 

A Katz's delicatessen bump. 

(The best in New York City.) 

(Send  your boy in the Army a salami)

(It's a Jewish thang, ya wouldn't understand!)

--dennisw

 

 

 

Me, I prefer a New York bagel, some nova and a (fat-free) schmeer. . .

 

The bagel's attenuation, BTW,

has nothing whatever to do with triangulation,

Safire notwithstanding.

(The clintons analogize not to the bagel's substance but to its hole.)

 

The modern bagel is not trying to be a doughnut.

The doughnut-ization of the bagel is illusory.

The tough torus softened because of technology,

not demographics, or even demagogues. . .

It all boils down to boiling...

and, according to some bagel purists, New York water!

 

Real bagels are first boiled in a kettle,

then rinsed and cooled in a fresh water trough.

Only then are they baked.

 

The boiling process

reduces the starch and increases the gluten

to produce the real bagel's

characteristic leaden heft, golden brown thin crust and chewy center.

 

So-called bagel stores in recent years have skipped this very important step.

They steam the bagels in a rack oven

producing the ubiquitous,

(and quite-by-accident doughnut-esque),

ersatz bagel.

 

Why this happened:

Real-bagel makers are dying off and taking their trade secrets with them.

Real-bagel making is more time- and labor-intensive.

Boiling reduces shelf-life...

Would that we had parboiled the co-presidents, too...

^{Q ERTY8}missus clinton's REAL virtual office update bump

[BluH2o]

Jul 15, 4:20 PM EDT

Clintons Lose Whitewater Appeal

By DEVLIN BARRETT
Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The federal government does not have to pay for the bulk of former president Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham Clinton's legal fees arising out of an independent counsel investigation into a failed Arkansas land deal, an appeals court ruled Tuesday.

The Clintons had sought reimbursement for more than $3.5 million in lawyer costs stemming from the Whitewater probe, which lasted more than seven years and cost taxpayers $70 million.

The Clintons were never indicted, but a 14-page decision by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia notes the independent investigation into Whitewater and other matters ultimately resulted in 24 indictments, at least 16 convictions and the president's impeachment.

The special appeals panel was the same one that appointed Kenneth Starr to take over the investigation in 1994 and then authorized him to investigate matters surrounding White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

The couple's lawyer, David Kendall, issued a statement saying that former President Ronald Reagan was reimbursed for 72 percent of his legal costs stemming from the Iran-Contra investigation, and his vice president George Bush was reimbursed for 59 percent of his costs in the same matter.

The Clintons, Kendall said, were reimbursed for only 2 percent of their request for Whitewater costs.

"The facts and the numbers speak for themselves," said Kendall. "The good news is that the partisan Whitewater smoke-and-mirrors investigation is finally over."

Sen. Clinton's most recent financial disclosure forms show the couple owed between $1.7 million and $6.5 million in outstanding legal bills.

The Clintons had asked to be reimbursed for the costs of responding to the Whitewater probe, arguing they would never have faced such an expensive, lengthy process if not for their positions as President and First Lady.

The appeals court rejected that argument, ruling the Clintons would have been investigated with or without the appointment of an independent counsel, and therefore should pay the overwhelming majority of those legal costs.

"We harbor no doubt that in the absence of the independent counsel statute the allegations surrounding the Clintons, Madison Guaranty, and Whitewater would have been similarly investigated and prosecuted by the Department of Justice," the panel wrote.

The Clintons can be reimbursed for $85,312.01 in legal fees relating to the review and response to the counsel's final report, because a federal prosecutor normally does not issue such a report, the judges ruled.

The ruling also found the independent counsel law was designed so that reimbursement for fees "should be difficult; that such fees will not be a common thing."

In 1996, Reagan was awarded $562,111 in legal fees after an appeals court said he had reason to believe he faced a "realistic possibility" of being indicted in the Iran-Contra investigation, which was led by an independent counsel. Reagan had sought over $777,000.

Bush was reimbursed $272,352 for his costs connected to the probe.

Copyright 2003 Associated Press. All rights reserved.

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[VRWC_minion]

On the one hand Clinton wants to pay more taxes and on the other he wants 3.5 million dollars for his personal screw ups. And the press will never ever put these two things together unless it was a republican. I really can't stand these hypocrits.

[ladyinred]

At least there is one piece of good news today in the middle of the firestorm of liberal lies.
Why the heck the Clinton's think we should pay for their legal bills was always a mystery to me.

[Alissa]

Here's a maddening liberal media alert:

I'm driving home from work tonight. . . the top-of-the-hour headline news: Clintons lost their case for the gov't to pay their $3.5K bill for their Whitewater defense, however, the 'taxpayers' paid out $70K to convict them. PERIOD - that was the headline - nothing about how many convictions that were made - nothing about the Clinton's stonewalling!

The "top-of-the-hour" blurb is all many Americans hear and it is DANGEROUS!!

[tubebender]

White Water...When I started lurking here it was the White Water threads that hooked me. The posters on those threads are legends in my time...

[Capt.YankeeMike]

Good Luck collecting,,,,they will NEVER pay.

the Capt.

[amom]

I didn't want you to miss this bit of good news.

Ah yes the good ole Whitewater days. :-)

[I'm ALL Right!]

Heard this in my car this afternoon and cheered. The taxpayers should not have to pay for thier legal defense needs due to their life of crime. Let them pay it. I despise them both.

[Southack]

"A spokeswoman for Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton did not immediately return a call for comment. Sen. Clinton's most recent financial disclosure forms show the couple owed between $1.7 million and $6.5 million in outstanding legal bills."

It's worth noting that the IRS considers the **forgiveness** of debt to be taxable income.

So if the law firms in question don't get paid their $6.4 million, then the Clinton's legally owe taxes on that $6.5 million.

Also, you are personally eligible for a 10% reward for turning in anyone who isn't paying an outstanding tax liability, is hiding "income", etc...

[timestax]

bttt