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To: Radix; LindaSOG; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; southerngrit; bkwells; Wild Thing; rwgal; ...

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

 

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.  It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

21 posted on 07/02/2003 4:45:30 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........Picnic at Camp this Friday!...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!!!!!............................)
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To: tomkow6
It's a good thing you posted that picture of the little boy with the flag BEFORE your beer study report hit the thread or I'd really have to be angry with you!!! (I'm letting you off the hook this time ... maybe. I'm still deciding....)
24 posted on 07/02/2003 4:50:18 AM PDT by Fawnn (I think therefore I'm halfway there....)
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To: tomkow6; SouthernHawk; bentfeather
Well, I think since Mr.tomkow seems to be picking on women with this joke, and the fact that he likes to post jokes, I am going to bring Pancakes to the picnic on Friday!!!
36 posted on 07/02/2003 6:02:35 AM PDT by beachn4fun (Remembering our forefathers, whose sacrifices made Independence Day possible. Do not forget the cost)
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To: tomkow6
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.


92 posted on 07/02/2003 9:12:38 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
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To: tomkow6
From the City of Chi-
No kegs on porches or decks~ 5 people maximum limit and NO Burkas, they are heavy!
97 posted on 07/02/2003 9:36:29 AM PDT by JustPiper (Free The Dog!!! The Dog is back in CA and he is Hotssss!!!)
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