She's not that innocent (Britney Spears Snorts Coke On Public Toilet Seat)

Miami Herald ^ | June 29, 2003 | MICHAEL HAMERSLY

[PJ-Comix]

There can be little doubt Britney Spears has left the Magic Kingdom behind her, reports The Philadelphia Inquirer.

In an interview with Star magazine, Spears admits to drug use, four months after the same tabloid reported her snorting cocaine at South Beach's crobar nightclub.

According to the story, Britney sniffed a line off the toilet seat in the VIP bathroom, then asked a friend to ''check me, check me,'' to make sure there was no trace of white on her nostrils.

''Let's say that you reach a stage in your life where you are curious. I was curious at one point,'' the 21-year-old pop princess told the Star. ``Was it a mistake? Yes.''

As for the reports of her being a party girl, ''I'll go out and have a good time. Why shouldn't I?'' she said. ``And just like anybody my age, maybe I have woken up the next morning and said: `Whoo . . . that was a crazy night.'

``A few weeks ago I was at [New York nightclub] Lot 61 and me and my girlfriend Jeannie did stand up in the booth and dance. Hey, Julia Roberts took off her bra at Hogs And Heifers -- so what we did wasn't real bad!''

[Skywalk]

You can believe what you like, but I saw a show where they collected samples from various places to test for bacteria, both general microbial counts and the presence of HARMFUL bacteria. On all counts, the public toilet seat was cleaner than just about every surface. Among the other surfaces tested were cell phones(Gonna stop using those?) and door knobs and other chairs/seats. LOL

That said, Britney is a disgusting whore who I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole wrapped in latex.

[Mr. Mulliner]

What is "ice"?

Crystal methamphetamine, a synthetic designer drug easily cooked up from fairly common ingredients.

Here's a picture of guys setting up to take ice.

[rintense]

Yes, but she's still a virgin. /sarcasm

[Treebeard]

I dunno...the guy in the can outside the automotive shop at Sears yesterday got pretty nasty "tooting off a toilet seat". Several car alarms went off in the adjacent garage...must have been the Taco Bell kicking in.

[Joe Hadenuf]

but I saw a show where they collected samples from various places to test for bacteria, both general microbial counts and the presence of HARMFUL bacteria. On all counts, the public toilet seat was cleaner than just about every surface.

And Saddam is doing the chicken dance with Bush in the Oval office......

[ErnBatavia]

And she snortin' stuff off the toilet? Lovely!

Yummy place setting (and I saw yummier on image search, but being big on decorum, this one will do...)

[bellas_sister]

I know it said TOILET SEAT... I'm just saying I highly doubt Brittany Spears would do that... It seems more likely and makes more sense that it was done on the tank were it can be wiped off first... STILL GROSS!!


Plus.... Is this even news? Who really cares, she has proven to be a seller of sex to our little ones and is hardly even worth our time...

[LibWhacker]

BTW, what's with restaurants sometimes tossing ice cubes in the urinals?

Just did a quick Google search . . . Seems it's temporary odor control. But! . . . Before I got to that tidbit, I had to read some guy's account about how he took a leak in a hotel ice machine because he couldn't find a bathroom. Jesus, the more I learn about the world, the more neurotic I become. I'll never use a public ice machine again!

[Treebeard]

http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it.

[PJ-Comix]

Plus.... Is this even news?

That she snorted coke? Maybe or maybe not. But that she snorted La Cocaina off a toilet seat....Definitely YES!

[Uncle Meat]

Talk about nasty restrooms.Germany don't use urinals.They just have a wall and a drain at the bottom.Sometimes they do have a trough though.There's some that can gag a maggot from the stench of "recycled beer."

[Exit148]

Whatever she does, where ever she does it --- I hope it causes her downfall.

[Senator Pardek]

In an interview with Star magazine, Spears admits to drug use, four months after the same tabloid reported her snorting cocaine at South Beach's crobar nightclub.

This story has more holes than Augusta.

Spears threatened legal action against The Star, yet she grants them an interview - fey.

[Uncle Meat]

. . Before I got to that tidbit, I had to read some guy's account about how he took a leak in a hotel ice machine because he couldn't find a bathroom.

I knew a dude in the Army that came into his room in the barracks so drunk one night,he pissed in his roommate's boot.

[PJ-Comix]

Germany don't use urinals.

And their toilets are truely FRIGHTENING. I saw posted on the web an article about German toilets. Instead of designing them sensibly like they do here, the Germans built their toilets with some sort of shelf where the "deposit" lands. And then a stream of water is supposed to knock the "deposit" off the shelf and down the drain. The problem is that the "deposits" often stubbornly remain on the toilet shelfs no matter how much water splashes against it. I say that German toilets are a metaphor of German overtechnicalization. They take what could have been a simple solution and make it so complicated that it often doesn't work in the end.

[MattAMiller]

Save yourself and do your thing before you leave home.

But I don't have any cocaine at home.

[Uncle Meat]

the Germans built their toilets with some sort of shelf where the "deposit" lands.

They sure do.I forgot all about that.Of course that was back in'85-87.I could never figure that out.

[Justa]

Maybe she can pair up with Natalie Maines?

[LibWhacker]

Didn't 'ya love the ones that seem to have been clogged up since WWII? I saw more than one that seemed to have about 3" of standing pee stretching from wall to wall. Didn't bother the Krauts a bit though; they'd just wade right in. No point going to a wall, either . . . They'd just whip it out and pee right in the middle of the room, laughing like it was a big joke, then rejoin their families for dinner in the dining room. Krauts.

[rwfromkansas]

Or she was really drunk.