White People Dominate Caucasian Race, Says Jesse Jackson

BSNN ^ | June 26, 2003 | Lazamataz

[Elsie]

Although the outside of most clothes washing machines are white, they all contain a BLACK agitator inside,

Actually, while this WAS true years ago, todays machines have a white or stainless steel one.

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(Translation: most kids would say, "HUH?", to your humor.)

[steveegg]

Thanks, I needed that.

[Cathryn Crawford]

FR hotty ping

or to paraphrase: poke, poke.

Thanks, Laz. (rolling my eyes)...

[flamefront]

Tell people that if they didn't see this as a joke from the title alone, they are driving too close.

Good relief.

[Xenalyte]

Dude, that's the funniest thing I've read all week! You rock!

BTW, does your ping mean I'm an official FR Hottie? Can I put that on my resume? Or my business cards?

[plusone]

my eyes are watering...

[Xenalyte]

Ping 'cause this is DIZAM funny!

[StriperSniper]

Love the mention of Sheets.

[mabelkitty]

I don't have the "The Rainbow/Push Code" book to know what he is talking about.

[dead]

Can I be white too, or has affirmative action made it too difficult for caucasians to get in?

[Alamo-Girl]

LOLOLOL! Thank you so much for the chuckle!

[Sabertooth]

You gonna bite the hairy hidden hand that feeds you?

[Common Tator]

If Jesse Jackson were Santa Clause, "HO HO HO" would have a whole new meaning.

[Sir Gawain]

Not bad.

[steve8714]

Can you put Jesse's extortion payment on Mastercard?

[trini]

Ping!

[RJayneJ]

As a black woman that happens to be white, I know how it feels to always be the one with the thin lips and have been reduced to having mine pumped up with silicone just to fit in. I think it is patently unfair and racist that the government will not pay for my lip therapy.

[RMDupree]

Well done, Laz. You never fail to impress.

When do I get my "official" Lazama-Fan-Club newsletter with free decoder ring!!?? *grin*

[Travis McGee]

OUCH!!!