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White People Dominate Caucasian Race, Says Jesse Jackson
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| June 26, 2003
| Lazamataz
Posted on 06/26/2003 2:49:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
Pretty funny.
Don't quit your day job, if you have one.
And put your pants back on.
;^)
To: Lazamataz
Sharpton characterized the Caucasian race as "yet another good-old-boy network," observing that a black woman in America is likely to never be called a "white male." Michael Jackson has however been mistaken to be a white woman.
OK, 81 posts and nobody had used this one so I felt compelled to do so.
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posted on
06/26/2003 9:40:11 AM PDT
by
NerdDad
To: Lazamataz
I just don't find Jesse funny any more. He has pushed the routine too far.
83
posted on
06/26/2003 9:42:59 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Here's to Hillary's book sinking like the Clinton 2000 economy)
To: RJayneJ
As a black woman that happens to be white, You're lucky. I'm a skinny hispanic trapped in a fat white mans body. Jesse totally ignores me.
84
posted on
06/26/2003 9:48:47 AM PDT
by
lowbridge
(Rob: "I see a five letter word. F-R-E-E-P. Freep." Jerry: "Freep? What's that?" - Dick Van Dyke Show)
To: chainsaw
85
posted on
06/26/2003 9:52:05 AM PDT
by
lowbridge
(Rob: "I see a five letter word. F-R-E-E-P. Freep." Jerry: "Freep? What's that?" - Dick Van Dyke Show)
To: Lazamataz; hchutch
The problem with doing satire these days is that liberals are becoming parodies of themselves as it is.
86
posted on
06/26/2003 9:53:08 AM PDT
by
Poohbah
(I must be all here, because I'm not all there!)
To: ricpic; hchutch
The guy who wrote "Dress for Success" wrote a report for a black professional group. The topic, unsurprisingly, was on what black professionals should wear.
He finished the report, and then decided to give it a punchy title: "Dress White."
He sent the report in, and got a call back. They loved the report, but they were going to change the title...
He didn't give them time to talk, he just hung up and raced over to the guy's office, ready to complain about political correctness and so on.
He stopped dead when the client showed him the red-penned title:
"Dress VERY White."
87
posted on
06/26/2003 9:57:44 AM PDT
by
Poohbah
(I must be all here, because I'm not all there!)
To: Lazamataz
My side hurts from laughing so hard. I love this!!!
88
posted on
06/26/2003 10:55:15 AM PDT
by
Feiny
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To: AnnaZ
Hymietown alert!!!
89
posted on
06/26/2003 10:56:10 AM PDT
by
Feiny
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To: Cathryn Crawford
Thanks, Laz. (rolling my eyes)... Pick your eyes off the ground, stop rolling them, wash em off and put em back in.
Didn't your ma tell you that if you kept making that face, someday it would get stuck like that???
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posted on
06/26/2003 11:04:56 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
To: feinswinesuksass; Lazamataz
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posted on
06/26/2003 11:14:29 AM PDT
by
AnnaZ
(unspunwithannaz.blogspot.com... "It is UNSPUN and it is Unspun, but it is not unspun." -- unspun)
To: AnnaZ
OH my...how could I have ever forgotton about that thread? I had a huge smile on my face reading that one again. That thread was full of jubilation.
92
posted on
06/26/2003 11:26:53 AM PDT
by
Feiny
( When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt)
To: Dog
Those are Oreos.....
93
posted on
06/26/2003 11:33:38 AM PDT
by
autoresponder
(. . . . SOME CAN*T HANDLE THE TRUTH . . . THE NYT ESPECIALLY!)
To: Lazamataz
On a serious note:
(US government recognition for racial prefernces in contracts, hiring, casino ownership, tribal recognition, etc.)
Black: proven by color or a good tan or note from mommy if an albino or too pale looking or unless an white skinned actress or actor that is 1/2 black and wants to act like a jerk at the Academy Awards (1-drop theory) yet wants to profit or socially gain for not being of a deeply tinted, love Colt 45 and ham hocks, play basketball, football but not golf and/or polo, drive BMWs with dark tinted windows often
Caucasian: proven by color of skin unless an white skinned actress or actor that is 1/2 black and wants to act like a jerk at the Academy Awards (1-drop theory) yet wants to profit or socially gain for not being of a deeply tinted appearance, love goat cheese and Dom, play golf and/or polo, drive Volvo station wagons often
Hispanic: proven by surname only, or a family surname, drive a custom Chevy jumpin' lowrider with those little hangy-downs things on hanging from the windshield, a primal craving for Corona and hot salsa on nachos, or by lying well to qualify for U of Michigan law school
Native American Indian: proven by madatory documentation of a certain minimum % of native American Indian ancestry blood; overcomption of booze does not qualify as proof as this crosses all racial and ethnic lines, drive a 4WD pickup or SUV
Asian: proven by Asiatic appearance, setting the curve on all testing, inabilty to play the race card and basketball, love of sushi and Kirina, lack of ability to drive anything safely
Does that meet the test of the 14th Ammendment?
(recheck native American Indian % above re: goverment "preferences" mandatory PC requirements)
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posted on
06/26/2003 12:15:34 PM PDT
by
autoresponder
(. . . . SOME CAN*T HANDLE THE TRUTH . . . THE NYT ESPECIALLY!)
To: lowbridge
ROTFLMAO No one knows our plight. It's just not fair and the government should do something about it!
95
posted on
06/26/2003 12:47:57 PM PDT
by
RJayneJ
(To nominate a Quote of the Day rjaynej@freerepublic.com or put my screen name in the To: line.)
To: Lazamataz
I deny the allegations
I deny the alligators
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posted on
06/26/2003 12:55:28 PM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: Lazamataz
I agree..
I shall both close my business AND boycott myself immediately!
Shame on me.. bad, BAD white man!
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posted on
06/26/2003 4:23:29 PM PDT
by
Jhoffa_
(Hey you kids, get off my lawn!)
To: Lazamataz
A ping right back.
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posted on
06/26/2003 7:39:13 PM PDT
by
Deb
(Do these jeans make my tag look big?)
To: Lazamataz
Another **ping** for a very funny piece.
99
posted on
06/26/2003 11:06:16 PM PDT
by
Deb
(Do these jeans make my tag look big?)
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