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White People Dominate Caucasian Race, Says Jesse Jackson
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| June 26, 2003
| Lazamataz
Posted on 06/26/2003 2:49:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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(crAP) HYMIETOWN, NY -- Jesse Jackson, director of the Rainbow/PUSH coalition, called today for boycotts of Caucasian people, stating that "the lack of diversity in the white race is appalling and divisive." Jackson made the comments at the 33nd annual Rainbow/PUSH Coalition Conference in New York, saying, "Every time I look at a crowd of white people, all I see are white faces. No African-Americans! No Hispanics! No Asians!"
Leading the crowd in a chant of "The Caucasian race needs a new face," Jackson deflected criticism that white people are, by definition, white.
"It is time for America to adopt new definitions," Jackson said," and the days are over when you can illegally segregate a black man into the category of African-American."
Al Sharpton, who followed Jesse Jackson on the podium, demanded "sensitivity training for those white people too insensitive to be black." Said Sharpton, "All we are asking for is diversity. Why should the white man dominate yet another category? Give minorities a chance to be white, too, and we shall overcome!"
Sharpton characterized the Caucasian race as "yet another good-old-boy network," observing that a black woman in America is likely to never be called a "white male."
Tavis Smiley, local radio host, pointed out that this public relations disaster for white America needs to be addressed with a strict Affirmative Action program.
"The Supreme Court states that race may be considered in admission to school, why can't we consider race when we admit a person to a racial category?" Smiley mused.
All three speakers agreed that in the interest of diversity and racial harmony in America, more black and Hispanic people needed to be admitted to the Caucasian race.
Senator Robert Byrd could not be reached for comment.
TOPICS: Editorial; Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cracker; honky; humor; hymietown; jessejackson; whitey
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posted on
06/26/2003 2:49:22 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Registered; dead; Sir Gawain
Sharpton characterized the Caucasian race as "yet another good-old-boy network," observing that a black woman in America is likely to never be called a "white male."My favorite line in the whole work.
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posted on
06/26/2003 2:51:20 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
To: Southack; arete; steveegg
Take a breather from your busy day and laugh a little....
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posted on
06/26/2003 2:53:54 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
To: Lazamataz
I had to do a double take on this one -- you got me, pal!
Free Silly,
me
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posted on
06/26/2003 2:55:20 AM PDT
by
paulklenk
To: Jhoffa_; Sabertooth; Howlin; Guenevere
Because I can.
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posted on
06/26/2003 2:57:37 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
To: Xenalyte; Cathryn Crawford
FR hotty ping
or to paraphrase: poke, poke.
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posted on
06/26/2003 3:00:22 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
To: paulklenk
you got me, pal!:o)
Another satisfied customer!
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posted on
06/26/2003 3:01:44 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
To: Lazamataz
Here at BSNN, we make stuff up too
You made that up? ROFL
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posted on
06/26/2003 3:04:55 AM PDT
by
putupon
(personal checks accepted)
To: putupon
You made that up? ROFLWell, Nate Porter owns the web site, but I (just) made up that slogan, and I authored the above satirical work.
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posted on
06/26/2003 3:07:10 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
6 o'clock in Silver Spring, MD, and you've already made my day!
Maybe the white race could pay Je$$e Jack@$$ a few million dollars, thus getting him to drop his complaints...
To: Squantos; Travis McGee; harpseal; Jeff Head
Hey, let's face it. Saving America is tough work. Once in a while we need to relax.
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posted on
06/26/2003 3:09:25 AM PDT
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Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
What with the murder, rape ,mugging and antisocial behavior by blacks it is no wonder that most white folk care to be around white folks.
Percentage wise the blacks are disproportionatly bad.
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
06/26/2003 3:15:29 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: Lazamataz
You forgot to mention the part about the Bush Administration pushing for federal spending that will 'steal the issue' from the Democrats. (Yeah, right.)
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posted on
06/26/2003 3:22:57 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(I always think of the perfect tagline when I'm away from a computer. Then I sit down here...)
To: Lazamataz
Hehehehehehehehe!
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posted on
06/26/2003 3:24:16 AM PDT
by
R. Scott
To: Lazamataz
Good thing I hadn't plugged the coffee pot in before I read this......of course I still got snot on the monitor.
To: Neets; deport; Mo1
Bushbot automaton ping.
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posted on
06/26/2003 3:26:22 AM PDT
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Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
To: Focault's Pendulum
of course I still got snot on the monitor.T.M.I!!!!!
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posted on
06/26/2003 3:27:48 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
To: Joe Boucher
This is supposed to be a humor thread, so let's just say I virulently disagree with you and leave it at that.
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posted on
06/26/2003 3:30:10 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
To: Lazamataz
I'm holding out for Kleenex reparations.
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