Caption time! (although I think the picture does itself justice already)

Right Wing News ^ | 6.20.03

[finnman69]

that is funny..going on to my profile

[wysiwyg]

Chile con møøse con queso? Pass the chopped onions!

[Ramius]

[cue Dudley Moore] You must've HATED that moose!

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

Good one! Anyone know PETA's email address so I can forward this over to them?

I got this by email a few days ago and PETA was my first forward! ;-)

[Young Werther]

I once had a mooseburger. I was stationed at Minot AFB. I was returning from softball practice one Saturday afternoon and one of the other Occifers in the "Q" was barbequeing! As any hungry grubber would do, I went over sniffed and asked "Smells good. what is it!" "Moose burgers, moose hot dogs and moose steak! Care to try something?" I had a coupla six packets in the fridge and the feast was on! Did I have cheese on my moose burger? You betcha!

One thing about the billboard. Moose don't eat grass! They eat the bark and leaves off saplings (saw them doing that in Sweden several years back but that's another story!) Having seen and collected moose turds... well that's another story that I've recounted here before...

[.45MAN]

PETA! PEOPLE for the ENJOYMENT Of TASTEY ANIMALS.....

[LivingNet]

Moose - the other white meat.

Got milk!

[Alberta's Child]

Similar billboard ad campaign launched by the Alberta Beef Producers a few years ago:

"Save a cow -- Eat a vegetarian."

This ad campaign began right after PETA announced their intention to launch a billboard campaign of their own in the province. For some reason that I was never able to figure out, PETA quickly called off their ad campaign and have not been heard from since.

Seriously -- it was quite a bizarre turn of events.

[weegee]

Alsø wik øniøns?

[al_c]

I hope she had some cheese with her møøse. LOL

Oh, come on ... be series. ;o)

[DeepDish]

OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!

Thank you. this made my morning. :)

It doesn't moose the point. It peta much hits the ten ring.

[StriperSniper]

Here's a candidate for dinner:

Alaska: Moose stomps pet poodle

[OrioleFan]

MOOSE! The other red meat.

or

MOOSE! What's for dinner in Frostbite Falls.
- Boris Badenoff

[Moose4]

EEEEEEEEEEK!

}:-)4

[scab4faa]

[null and void]

Having seen and collected moose turds... well that's another story that I've recounted here before...

Making møøse turd pie???

It's good tho...

[null and void]

In related news:

WMAL Reports Chief Moose RESIGNS

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/931274/posts

[Young Werther]

Moose turds, once dried, are shellacked and made into jewelry. While stationed in Alaska I purchase necklaces and ear rings. There packaging proudly announced "Made in Alaska by Moose!"

I was inspecting the DEW Line and one of my NCO found some "raw" moose urds while fishing along the Nenanna river in Fairbanks. When we returned to the radar sites up north we pulled a prank that still echos throught the annals of DEW Line practical jokes.

I've told this story before but what the hey....!

Part of our radar inspection routine was to shut down the klystron and inspect the cooling system. The klystron was the the device that generated the 5 Mega Watts of radar energy for the surveillance radar. This device was the size of a large walk - in refreigerator. The interior chamber is what generated the RF energy. To shut down the radar required NORAD permission. The radar tech would receive permission from NORAD and would then go to the power panel to turn off the electricity. He was out of sight of my RADAR Tech who quickly opened the door and threw some moose turds into the Klystron. He then closed the door and when the DEW Line tech opened the door he noted that there was animal droppings in the klystron!

At lunch we had our preliminary debrief on the critical items noted during our morning inspections. There was only one critical item, the animal droppings. The site manager, already apprised of our finding, announced that he had already contacted the office in Fairbanks and requested traps and bait to clean out the klystron, (as if any animal could survive in that RF environment! I was biting the inside of my lip as I sternly announced that I had inspected the offending droppings and that the Site manager had made an "offal mistake". The dropping were ,OBVIOUSLY MOOSE TURDS. I asked him how a moose had gotten into his klystron, my troops broke out laughing and then we asked if he had an elephant in his pajamas, (old Groucho Marx joke) and the site manager knew he had been had.

[SAMWolf]

LOL! I love it. Think I'll steal it as my tagline for a while.

[bray]

I need to set some moosetraps!