Stop The Gay Canadians!

SF Gate ^ | June 20, 2003 | Mark Morford

[Mister Magoo]

Hordes of quivering GOP lawmakers and vast throngs of proudly homophobic right-wing Christian Americans fell into an adorable tizzy the other day as the entire really, really big country of Canada announced it will change its law to allow full-on homosexual marriage anywhere in the whole country including Vancouver and Toronto and even "that weird province with all the gay French people."

[presidio9]

Stop The Gay Canadians!

I settle for stopping the gay San Fransicans. Get back in your corner Mark.

[LanPB01]

Does this guy really get paid to write like this? I wrote a short comedy sketch this morning about Gore's proposed liberal newz network, and I didn't get a dime for it.

[EdReform]

Ping

[Constitution Day]

[BibChr]

"Gay" Canadians. There's a scary image.

"Cute ensemble, eh?"

Dan

[joesnuffy]

gives new meaning to the office of "Mountie"....and mounted for that matter
Soon to be released...
Mutiny on the Mountie

[joesnuffy]

gives new meaning to the office of "Mountie"....and mounted for that matter
Soon to be released...
Mutiny on the Mountie

[dighton]

[Alouette]

Mark's brain:

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Ms. Morford's all atwitter - she'll be moving to Canada soon!

[Constitution Day]

I wanted to let you do the Thorazine part, you evil psychopatriot. < grins >

[headsonpikes]

"...between tongue baths from his personal herd of mildly narcotized French poodles."

There's a glimpse into the imaginative life of a homosexual intellectual - 'New Frontiers in Narcissism'.

[beachn4fun]

sounds like the homosexual is a little paranoid himself! Sure hates heterosexual people. Running scared heterosexual people are going to take away his right to get it up the Bu--

Can we consider this a "hate" crime?

[lavaroise]

It's about stopping gays, but more generaly about stopping racism and genderism.

[beachn4fun]

Here's a litte bit of what I said in my email to the jerk....sure hope his email address is correct.....

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what a sad little scared "homosexual" rabbit you are to write such trash. We, as "whatever title you give us," have a right to speak out against things we think are wrong. We can't do that in your opinion, if your article is any indication, but yet you can sprout off this trash and it's ok. It's journalism. But guess what? We ("whatever title you give us") will not go away and we will not shut up. And the more the homosexuals try to force us to accept their lifestyle the more we will fight it.

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[RichInOC]

Thoughts for the author?

Yes.

1. I feel dumber for having read this.

2. All good humor is based in truth, but there's something to be said for material that's so stupid and divorced from reality that it makes you laugh.

3. Why in the world would anybody want to go to a Cher concert?

4. "Gay or Canadian or a member of Loverboy" is redundant.

5. Aldo Nova had greatest hits? When did that happen?

6. Did I mention that I felt dumber for having read this?

[presidio9]

You, sir are clearly "homophobic." Shame Shame!

[whereasandsoforth]

Where's the plug to hold the suppositories inside?

[beachn4fun]

Oh..that lovely catch word when someone disagrees with "their" lifestyle....wonder if there is a similar word in the dictionary that describes homosexuals who hate the heterosexual? I'd like to use it on people such as him.....