[UPDATED] Hillary Clinton Book Tour Calendar: Please post the details of YOUR Hillary! FReep here

Hillary Clinton Book Tour Calendar--Freep Her Heinous Coast to Coast This Summer ^ | June 15, 2003 | kristinn [and YOU!]

[RonDog]

At the request of DC Chapter Warlord kristinn, here is an

UPDATED list of
Hillary Clinton's book-signing appearances
all across the USA

(from www.simonsays.com)

Date	Author	Book	Event	Location
06/14/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		New York NY	Info
06/16/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		New York NY	Info
06/18/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Washington DC	Info
06/20/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		New York NY	Info
06/23/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Baltimore MD	Info
06/23/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Philadelphia PA	Info
06/25/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Washington DC	Info
06/28/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		San Francisco CA	Info
06/28/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Chicago IL	Info
06/29/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Los Angeles CA	Info
07/11/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		New York NY	Info
07/14/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Boston MA	Info
07/25/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Little Rock AR	Info
07/26/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Blytheville AR	Info
07/26/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Denver CO	Info
08/04/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		San Diego CA	Info
08/05/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		San Francisco CA	Info
08/05/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Portland OR	Info
08/06/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Seattle WA	Info
08/11/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Atlanta GA	Info
08/11/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		St. Louis MO	Info
08/12/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Minneapolis MN	Info
08/12/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Kansas City KS	Info
08/13/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Detroit MI	Info
08/13/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Cleveland OH	Info
08/16/03	HILLARY CLINTON	LIVING HISTORY		Martha's Vineyard MA	Info

(Click on the "Info" link at the right of each entry for more information.)

Since this "official" list from the publisher (Simon & Schuster) provides only the BASIC information about each appearance, we are asking that each of you please post the exact DETAILS about your local Hillary! FReep on this thread.

[JustPiper]

Thats a scent that best never get bottled...Eau De Toilette for sure!

[sakic]

Send Hitlery to Salt Lake and she'll learn the true meaning of "tough crowd"

Not to mention polygamy.

[RonDog]

Hey, but I 'AM' Monica ;)

I prefer having "Monica" hold a sign that says:

Hillary
KNEW!

[Joy Angela]

I like that!

"Hillary is a Crook!"

I can just see Hillary's face superimposed on Nixon's image
with her shoulder's humped over, and giving
America the two-fingered salute..(aka the Peace
(victory) sign!

[JustPiper]

But I wanted:

Park Ridge is still Looking for all its Doorknobs ;)

[Joy Angela]

What was our message?

Hillary's a crook, a liar, a thief, an abuser of power, a poor role model for women, has a violent temper and is downright diabolical in her political machinations.

I love the way Freepers use Humor to deflate the Hillary PR Illusion!

Make AMERICA laugh at Hillary
and we found our way in to deprogram
Hillary's spin!

[slim mackerel]

How hard is this? Make copies of the photoshopped cover of her in previous post above looking haggard w/"Lying History."

Make them into actual bookcovers. Purchase copy, switch bookcover, stand in line, enjoy the look on her face when she autographs it.

[Quix]

Was in SAMSCLUB today. Someone was looking through a Shrillery Hellery book and I did NOT resist noting somewhat loudl as I slowly wheeled the cart on by that

"I bet she didn't say anything about the coffee in the Marine's face or working so hard for the Black Panthers."

It didn't look like many were missing from the display.

[Quix]

Could we develope a 4-7 item check list.

I'm a bit concerned that the opposition may begin to try and marginalize our precious FREEPERS out of the ball park any way possible.

If we had a short check list that was standardized, we could monitor such with some quantitative data all across the Nation.

Just a thought. Worth it?

Perhaps something like:

PLEASE RATE 1-4 WITH 4 MOST SUITABLE:

1) ___ PROXIMITY: Were FREEPERS allowed close enough to have a fair and reasonable chance at the bulk of passersby and line standers?

2) ___ BARRIERS: Were there unsuitable barriers degrading the visibility, influence of FREEPERS compared to the opposition?

3) ___ VEHICLE TRAFFIC: Was vehicle traffic evidently used to diminish FREEPERS visibility and influence vis a vis the opposition.

4) ___ NOISE: Was chronic noise a problem persistently drowning out FREEPERS chants.

Anything else?

[Quix]

IT OCCURS TO ME, we should have some other info on each card/sheet--AND THAT IF WE DID, we could use the info to predict the best sites for FREEPING during the 2004 election season:

Perhaps something like:

LOCATION: _____________________________________________
address; city; State; Zip Code

DATE: _________________________________________________

TIME: _________________________________________________

OTHER WORTHWHILE NOTES: _______________________________

_______________________________________________________


PLEASE RATE 1-4 WITH 4 MOST SUITABLE:

1) ___ PROXIMITY: Were FREEPERS allowed close enough to have a fair and reasonable chance at the bulk of passersby and line standers?

2) ___ BARRIERS: Were there unsuitable barriers degrading the visibility, influence of FREEPERS compared to the opposition?

3) ___ VEHICLE TRAFFIC: Was vehicle traffic evidently used to diminish FREEPERS visibility and influence vis a vis the opposition.

4) ___ NOISE: Was chronic noise a problem persistently drowning out FREEPERS chants.

Anything else?


49 posted on 06/16/2003 5:04 PM PDT by Quix (HEBREW VOWEL ISSUE DISCUSSED

[Quix]

STRONGLY, I STRONGLY AGREE THAT getting people to LAUGH

at Shrillery in derision is one of the best ways to defeat her.

Make her a common joke of 65-85% of the populace and she's done.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Eau De needsflushing Toilette, as a matter of fact.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Eau De needsflushing Toilette, as a matter of fact.

[kristinn]

You said it. But this message is NOT working. The more truth is told, the more the American people warm to the clintoids. So we should stop telling the truth about the clintoids and tell "real" lies instead. It is only "big lies" that the American people believe. Of course, pretty soon the American people, at the rate they and their education are going, won't be able to distinguish "truth" from "falsehood." It's all in the Bible.

So what lies can we tell today to convince the people to turn from their wicked ways????

Tell LIES??? I hope you're being sarcastic. We can make reasonable cases for our criticisms of the Clintons based on research, evidence, facts and statements from real people who put their names to their accusations with corroborating evidence.

If you're serious, don't do it at our freeps. Go spread your lies somewhere else.

[Trteamer]

Thanks for the info.

COLORADO FReepers, Lets welcome Hillery!

"Haunting Hillary!" - Denver - SATURDAY, July 26,

SATURDAY JULY 26TH

4:00P.M.

Tattered Cover Bookstore, Downtown Denver.

Our store in historic Lower Downtown provides another reader's paradise at the end of the 16th Street Mall, near Union Station and Coors Field. The LoDo Store offers three stories of books with the added comfort of curling up by the fire in comfortable antique furnishings, bathed in lamplight. Like Cherry Creek, it's the scene of many readings, autographings, and literary events throughout the year, and boasts a cozy coffee shop and extensive newsstand.

Location: 1628 16th Street at Wynkoop in Denver, in the restored Morey Mercantile Building, directly across Wynkoop Street from the Lower Downtown Postal Annex next to Union Station just blocks from Coors Field, home of the Colorado Rockies baseball team. Hourly parking lots are conveniently located near the store and streetside parking is also available.

Colorado FReepers, FReepmail me to be added to my ping list for the event.

[humblegunner]

"derision is one of the best ways to defeat her."

I have read, like, the whole book mostly and I would have to
say that Hillary not only one of my favorite authors, but she is
damn hot, too.. I shall name a goat Hillary.
A good goat.
Several.

[sweetliberty]

ROTFL! Seems that Hillary couldn't get a bookstore in Little Rock to host her booksigning. She is signing books at Sam's Club there.

We are going to plan a double FReep for the Little Rock signing on July 25'th and the Blythville signing on the 26th. Since Blytheville is a border town, we would like to involve Tennessee, Missouri, and even northern Mississippi as well as Arkansas, especially if you don't have one in your state. FReepmail me or post here if you want to be a part of our national FReep Hillary campaign! I will make a ping list for the purpose of keeping you informed if need be. Budge plans to take the FReepmobile (a motor home, for those of you that don't know) for transportation and on site FReeper basecamp.

Hehehe....this is going to be fun.

[JustPiper]

LOL!!!

[tgslTakoma]

Bump for Colorado FReepers!

Trteamer, I know you guys will have a fantastic FReep of Her Heinous. Have fun!

[tgslTakoma]

Ooooh... that's a good one.

:-)