New John Kerry 2004 'Thurston Howell III' French Haircut Story Coming [Not Translated]

The Drudge Report ^ | June 13, 2003 | Matt Drudge

[ewing]

Le Senateur John Kerry est retourne au Salon Christophe jeudi, selon nos sources, ceci pour une coupe evaluee a $80.00

Le candidat presidentiel Democrate a ete entendu parler francias au styliste

[ewing]

Something about him speaking french to Christophe-Bill Clintons barber ?

[DugwayDuke]

Roughly translated, this statement says: "I served in Vietnam."

[facedown]

From babelfish:

"Senateur John Kerry east turns over to the Show Christophe Thursday, according to our sources, this for a cut evaluee has $80.00 The candidate presidentiel Democrate has ete heard speak francias with the designer"

[TontoKowalski]

The real shocker is that he pays around $80 for that haircut. I could do as well with a pair of hedge clippers and a good size bowl. And I'd only charge him $40.

[ewing]

[Mad Dawgg]

"Roughly translated, this statement says: 'I served in Vietnam.'"

Bwah hahahah

(BTW, you owe me a new keyboard sans coffee spurgle)

[ewing]

Yep, he was speaking French with Clintons $200.00 barber (probably no hair coloring for Kerry this time)

[Arkinsaw]

And French Makeup

[ewing]

Well, some one has to carry the purse strings in the family..

[ewing]

ROFTLOL!!

[chemicalman]

So do they have to remove the hair when they cut it?

[Night Hides Not]

Leave the guy alone, I am sure there are other guys whose wives pay for their haircuts.

My wife pays for all of my expenses, in a way. According to her, her paycheck is her money, my paycheck is our money. She handles her budget impeccably. When there are too many bills for the month, she gets the extra cash from the joint account.

[Mad Dawgg]

Man, is that not the gayest clown you ever saw?

(And, that little weenie with the red nose is suspect as well.)

[george wythe]

When I was in college, I could not afford to have a regular haircut, so I went to K-mart and bought a $19.95 clipper set, that included a comb and scissors.

I went to my bathroom, and using a second mirror, gave myself my first K-mart haircut.

No one ever noticed the difference between my previous $15 haircuts and my free haircuts.

[ewing]

Looks like Tom Dachle..

[cake_crumb]

Kerry speaking French to a barber while getting a really AWFUL $80.00 haircut is worthy of news in France? I rest my case on the absolute frivolousness of what passes in the West as French 'culture'.

[rs79bm]

Rough Translation: John Kerry loves to visit his French hair salon buddy for a touchup for $80.00 while the two sit there and converse back and forth in French. When they are finished with the touchup and bashing America, John gets up and leaves. Upon leaving, John states: "See you tomorrow at 9:30 buddy!" In which the stylist replies: "OK Frenchman!"

[Paul Atreides]

Man, is that not the gayest clown you ever saw?

He's from the Cirque du Soleil.

[pankot]

Mon Dieu! Merde dans la Bois de sois!