Black XX: "Ain't Jokin'!!"

The Infamous MudCave ^ | 11 June 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[sultan88]

Ollie North is in Richmond Wednesday. I cannot go see him this time. Hope one of you will be able to.

[Mudboy Slim]

I've got my FFL draft up in NOVA that day, so I won't be able to make it...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"INDICT Willie!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")

Billie Clinton's goin' strong...
'Cuz the Leftist Medyuh says, "We won't see!!!"
I know y'all think World'll never know...
But wont'cha help this FReep along...
And seee-eeeng with ME...
"Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"

INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy Whores!!!!
Don't you know Left's Treason's gonna sink you?!
BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon...
I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!

Country's heard too many lies...
MUD's gonna give Slick one Mighty Shove...
Uncoverin' all Dem's Chinese Spies...
Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!

INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm...
Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!!
CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON...
FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!

(Guitar-pickin' and MUD grinnin'...LOL!!)

Can't wait to see the Moral Right...
Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!!
The Left is slow...Left just ain't Right...
Left can take their "worries" now...
Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

399 posted on 10/21/2001 4:11 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mr. Prez'dent"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")

Ummm yeah...oooh...

Mr. Prez'dent...Dubyuh, please...
How much does Justice mean?!
Won't you please INDICT McAuliffe?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!

Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
All I got, George...is my guitar!!
But you can have that, Mister Prez'dent...
When you INDICT McAuliffe fer me!!
Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...

Listen to how it sounds...

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)

One more time...
I should not be here...on my knees...
But hey, Mister Prez'dent...Justice means that much to me!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Dubyuh...
Won't you just INDICT Terry?!

I told ya, Dubyuh...
Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
Clinton killed them Waco children...Slick left a scar!!
Won't ya help us, Prez'dent Dubyuh...
Won't you INDICT McAuliffe fer me?!
Oh, Mister Prez'dent, please...

Mudboy Slim

BTW...John Ashcroft may--nominally--be the one who will actually issue the Indictments necessary to hold Terry McAuliffe accountable for the many crimes he has committed in the name of Bill Clinton and the Democratic National Committee; however, it is obviously President George W. Bush who'll have the final say as to if--and when--this eventuality occurs. I voted for Dubyuh and believe he's done an admirable job in office to date. Still, if he fails to unleash the Powers of Justice upon those who committed rampant crimes in the previous Administration, IMHO, his will go down in history as a failed Presidency for allowing unprecedented Executive Branch Corruption to go unpunished. What a tragedy that would be.

So before all you blindered BushBackers go attackin' me fer undermining a President of whom I think quite highly, please consider how you will defend Dubyuh's inaction in '04 were Ashcroft to fail to do what we all know in our hearts must be done with respect to the Felons of the previous Administration...

INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

439 posted on 10/22/2001 6:41 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Woodstock II"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")

Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...

Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"

We are starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!

Folks, show the Left what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's burnin'...
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we Make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Med'yuh Spin...
Them Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!

We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
Just INDICT...Sheeple Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!

By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies[SPIES?]...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!

Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!

Mudboy Slim
20 September 2000

[George W. Bush]

Mud, I just don't think Ashcroft will do it. He didn't pursue the vote fraud that cost him the election or the vote fraud around the country. GWB just doesn't want to go that way and hasn't from the beginning.

I just don't think it's going to happen.

[cherry_bomb88]

This just in my email from Newsmax.com:(whatcha think of your "Boss" now, eh, Muddy????)

Boss Talk for Al Franken

The same guy who got us up on our feet with songs such as "Dancing in the Dark" and grounded us with tunes such as "My Hometown" is apparently a fan of gripe peddler extraordinaire Al Franken.

At Giants Stadium, just before playing "Land of Hope and Dreams," Bruce Springsteen urged the audience to read the latest bilge from Franken.

Springsteen explained to the 50,000 fans that "the question of whether we go to war in Iraq is not a liberal or a conservative question." Then he urged the crowd to read Franken's "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them."

The Left Coast Report thinks the Boss had better watch out or he could end up having his New Jersey residency revoked.

[cherry_bomb88]

688!!!!!

[jla]

Just wanted to say "hi"....been a busy August.

Howdy, C-bomb. Been busy here too. Just got new Net access set up with cable this time 'round.

[cherry_bomb88]

Wahoo...wondered what happened, tried to send you an email and it was sent back!

[Landru]

This would be an excellent time to excersize some restraint with that boy, seeing how this bit of (bad) news concerning the "Boss" comes on the heels of another bummer.

If you'd like, you may call it your contribution to the "conservative compassion" movement we've been hearing so much about over the past few years.

Bottome line is?

...one reality check at a time, OK?

[cherry_bomb88]

...one reality check at a time, OK?

Oh, I suppose...too much bad news is not good. I'll curb my enthusiasm. :o)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bush is a Big, Liberal Spender...Unfortunately"

"...despite the need to rebuild America's defenses, Reagan never let it be an excuse to give up on controlling domestic spending. It would have been a lot easier for him to buy the votes needed for national defense by loosening the domestic spending reins. But he never did and fought hard to bring domestic discretionary spending down from 4.7 percent of the gross domestic product in 1980 to 3.1 percent by 1988. That is equivalent to reducing spending by $165 billion per year in today's economy.

"By contrast, George W. Bush has raised domestic discretionary spending by 0.4 percent of GDP in just his first two years in office -- equivalent to $630 billion over the next decade if sustained. A key reason why Reagan made his effort is because he understood that the health of the U.S. economy was critical to national security and the defeat of Soviet communism. He knew that big government is a drag on the economy -- not just because of the high taxes that go with it, but because it pre-empts resources that the private sector can use more efficiently. Thus, an increase in government's share of GDP will eventually reduce growth even if taxes don't rise. In the end, Reagan won the Cold War not by defeating the Soviets militarily, but by showing them that we had economic resources they could never hope to match. They simply couldn't afford to keep up."

Dubyuh needs to borrow from the Gipper's playbook vis a vis Federal spending...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Pretty damning stuff, my FRiend...if the Boss likes Al Franken, Springsteen loses a ton of legitimacy in my eyes as Franken's a TOTAL Ignoramus...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Skins-Jets!!"

We oughtta be there, my FRiend...MUD

[sultan88]

"Skins-Jets!!"

And I was just saying to myself, "Self, we haven't read any paeans to the Washington Redskins so far this year and how refreshing that has been."

BTW I have Jets 27 - Skins 17 in the Fantasy Pickems!

[sultan88]

"Skins-Jets!!"

And I was just saying to myself, "Self, we haven't read any paeans to the Washington Redskins on this thread so far and how refreshing that has been."

BTW I have Jets 27 - Skins 17 in the Fantasy Pickems!

[Mudboy Slim]

Skins 13-7 at the half...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")

No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!

Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, only lonely, Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame you!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' my throat
If I shiver please give me a blanket...
Keep me warm let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the sad man, behind blue eyes.

Before and........MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

700...MUD