Black XX: "Ain't Jokin'!!"

The Infamous MudCave ^ | 11 June 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

ssssh, don't tell anyone!!!!

Actually, I do appreciate the "interference" on your and big 88's part :o)

[sultan88]

Meet Me At Terry’s Place
(To the Tune of Meet Me at Mary’s Place by Sam Cooke)

Ol’ Mudboy Slim told me one early morning
(I can find Terry’s place, YEAH)
Said tonight there's gonna be a RAT party meetin’
(Over at Terry’s Place, YEAH)
He said: "It ain’t gonna be a real nice affair
(Over at Terry’s Place, NO)
Cuz’ all the Black Thread Freepers will be right there
(Freepin’ at Terry’s Place, WOW)
HappyGal said: Meet ya (meet ya at Terry’s Place)
We're gonna have (we're gonna have a blast today)
Hey CM (meet us at Terry’s place)
Bring your Geetar and (meet us at Terry's place)
We're gonna kick (we're gonna kick us some butt today)
Snow Bunny meet us (meet us at Terry’s place)

Mud said: Free The Hostages make sure you know
(Over at Terry’s Place, YEAH)
You're gonna make some good signs, before you go
(Raise ‘em at Terry’s Place, YEAH)
Mud said: Landru and Sultan I'm gonna guarentee
(Over at Terry’s Place, WOW)
Got to have fun if you're a man like me
(Over at Terry’s Place, YEAH)
Hey, FBD, meet us (meet us at Terry’s Place)
We're gonna have (we're gonna have us a blast today)
Goldilucky (meet us at Terry’s Place)
Oh meet us (FReep with us at Terry’s Place)
We're gonna give (we're gonna give T-Mac hell today)
Why don't you (meet us at Terry’s Place)
Iceskater, Let’s have a good time (meet us at Terry’s Place)
We're gonna have (we're gonna have us a blast today)
Come, CB_88 (meet us at Terry’s Place)
jla, (bring the Renegade)
Terry boy is shakin’ (we're gonna shake him up today)
Let’s go on FReepin’ at Terry’s place)

By Sultan88 (slightly revised)

[FBD]

Fantasy Baseball Standings Details (at the All Star break)
Rank Team Pts
1 Clinch Claw Hammers 136.5
2 Hershey PieRats 110
3 East Richmond Rednex 108
4 Southside Sultans 99 (Sultan88)
5 Jackson Defenders 96
6 Potomac Patriots 95 (Yankhater)
7 Chester Fielders 90.5
8 Richmond Rangers 84
9 Seaside Mariners 66.5
10 Boys_of _October 60.5
11 Rural Stars & Bars 44

12 Mudboy Slim 00

[FBD]

Fantasy Baseball Standings Details (at the All Star break)
Rank Team Pts:

1 Clinch Claw Hammers 136.5
2 Hershey PieRats 110
3 East Richmond Rednex 108
4 Southside Sultans 99 (Sultan88)
5 Jackson Defenders 96
6 Potomac Patriots 95 (Yankhater)
7 Chester Fielders 90.5
8 Richmond Rangers 84
9 Seaside Mariners 66.5 (FBD)
10 Boys_of _October 60.5
11 Rural Stars & Bars 44

12 Mudboy Slim 00

Mudboy Slim has yet to make a single point !!!

[FBD]

great Freep song, Sultan!

[cherry_bomb88]

Good job Big '88....remind me to ask Boys of October what he's doing wrong!!!! LOL I'll have to give him a ribbing while I"m out there!....although he's not much below you, FBD!!!! Yankhater, appears you take after your dad!

Hey, Big'88, which team is unspun's????

[cherry_bomb88]

WoW!!! Great FReep there, Big '88!!!! :o)

[cherry_bomb88]

488

[AGreatPer]

Clinh Claw is going to be difficult to catch but it can be done.

[FreeTheHostages]

Applause!

[sultan88]

"Hey, Big'88, which team is unspun's????"

I will leave it to unspun to post his Leagues's standings. (BTW the Sultans are currently 8th out of 18 in the FReeper Federalist League (unspun's league.))

[sultan88]

Note that Reagan79 is Clinch Claw and AGreatper is the PieRats.

(FBD is the Mariners)

[unspun]

1	HellsKitchen Westies	154-99-17	.602	-
2	Cranston Quahogs	145-100-25	.583	5
3	Decatur Daisycutters	150-111-9	.572	8
4	Missouri McCains	141-112-17	.554	13
5	Keystone Power	142-115-13	.550	14
6	Piedmont Potters	140-113-17	.550	14
7	Macks Dbacks	134-120-16	.526	20.5
8	Southside Sultans (sultan88)	131-121-18	.519	22.5
9	Iraq Rubble Bouncers	125-126-19	.498	28
10	Algernon Sidneys (unspun, up from the cellar)	123-136-11	.476	34
11	Spokane Spirits	119-132-19	.476	34
12	Oklahoma Patriots	115-128-27	.476	34
13	Englewood Lightning	121-134-15	.476	34
14	Iron City Confluence	113-130-27	.469	36
15	New Jersey Moochers	116-141-13	.454	40
16	Sharpton Rioters	107-148-15	.424	48
17	Detroit Dakines	106-147-17	.424	48
18	Big Lick Bombers	94-163-13	.372	62

[cherry_bomb88]

That "Decatur Daisycutters" wouldn't be Ford Fairlane, by any chance?

By the way....when are you taking enteries on the Fantasy Football League, unspun???? Don't forget I want in on that!

[Ford Fairlane]

Not guilty

I'm wondering who it is though

Of course there are other cities with the same name

[cherry_bomb88]

True, Decatur, GA comes to mind ;o)

Btw...while you are here, Ford, come and sit a spell! Welcome to the black thread!

[Ford Fairlane]

this thread confuses me - is there a specific topic or what?

[Happygal]

Hi Sultan! :-)

Sorry, I've been hitting FR in a hit and miss fashion recently.

A direct result of an upwardly spiralled career, and a hectic social life! *L*

Thanks for still pinging me though.
I do check in, I just don't post so much anymore! :-)

[cherry_bomb88]

this thread confuses me - is there a specific topic or what?

Ummm, not really...well, kind of .....Mud, the creator & head FReeper is the master of FReeping songs so that they get our message across...we all take turns at it, I think I still need to finish that Foreigner album...hmmmm

[sultan88]

28 days and counting!!