Hillary Potter Flies into the Walmart, VA to Meet the DC Chapter of the FreeRepublic

Been There, Freep It, Got the Tee Shirt | 6-11-03 | bmwcyle

[bmwcyle]

Hillary Clinton enemy of the State arrived at the Fairfax County Fairlakes Wal-Mart store. She rode in her big black smoked glass limo hoping to sell her lies one more time. The line was out the garden department and into the side parking lot.

I arrive at the shopping center to see a long line of about 50 people standing in line to drink the Kool-Aid and get the book of lies signed by the Witch. Two Freepers were waiting at Bagel Buddies and we set off to the front of the Wal-Mart where local Channel 9 and local Fox 5 were filming in the front. I have to see if I made the news tonight. We had picked out a grassy noel across from the Kool-Aid drinks but we mover to the front of the store. The management fell into our plan just nicely. They moved us away from the front of the story to the grassy noel overlooking the parade of Kool-Aid drinkers. By this time more Freepers arrived to strengthen the Freeper Force. Hillary Clinton enemy of the State arrived at the Fairfax County Fairlakes Wal-Mart store. She rode in her big black smoked glass limo hoping to sell her lies one more time. The line was out the garden department and into the side parking lot.

I arrive at the shopping center to see a long line of about 50 people standing in line to drink the Kool-Aid and get the book of lies signed by the Witch. Two Freepers were waiting at Bagel Buddies and we set off to the front of the Wal-Mart where local Channel 9 and local Fox 5 were filming in the front. I have to see if I made the news tonight. We had picked out a grassy noel across from the Kool-Aid drinks but we mover to the front of the store. The management fell into our plan just nicely. They moved us away from the front of the story to the grassy noel overlooking the parade of Kool-Aid drinkers. By this time more Freepers arrived to strengthen the Freeper Force.

As their line grew to a few hundred, Angelwood, Alwaysfree, BillF, Letsrok, sauropod, bvw, Jimmy Valentine's brother, tgslTakoma, Taxman, Xthe17th, GOP Capitalist, and the one the only kristinn came late. We also had help from some great lurkers.

The boys played them some music and I will let them fill you in on that.

[sweetliberty]

"Only 11%, 245,000 say they will buy the book."

And I think you will find most of them here.

[sweetliberty]

Gotta love this....the RATs are getting all upset because Hillary's "Lying History" isn't being prominently displayed in their bookstores! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!! A couple of them even accused Barnes and Noble of being conservative. Idiots at play

[sweetliberty]

I can't help wondering if some of the "adoring fans" that are showing up for these things aren't arranged for and paid by the Hillary Image Rehabilitation Committee. Something isn't quite right. As PJ-Comix Posted on this thread last night, the numbers just don't add up.

[sweetliberty]

"Maybe we should send her some Ben Gay or something for tomorrow's booksigning at Trover's"

Are you mean ol' FReepers gonna do that one too? Poor Hillary (not). She probably has nightmares about FReepers chasing her and not being able to find an SS agent to beat them off or a driver to run them over.

[sweetliberty]

"The policeman moved to intercept her since she wasn't looking and cars kept driving by"

Maybe she was one of those kids whose parents told her to go play in traffic and she took them at their word.

[Doctor Raoul]

ping, see the post. Jun 18 signing in DC

[sweetliberty]

I figured you might want to read this thread. Always good to get ideas, especially from such experienced FReepers.

[sweetliberty]

ROTFL! Looks like Bill's in.

[sweetliberty]

"I wonder what flavors they're serving ... Amazon Apple or Barnes&Noble Berry, perhaps?"

How about "Lyin' Lime" or maybe "Barfberry Punch"?

[nutmeg]

read later bump

[Havisham]

Not only is your post lurching like a drunken sailor, your're screen name is missing a 'c'. bmwcyle? LOL, get some sleep or get an English tutor.

[Havisham]

Lighten up, I did not call you Libertarian. You just took it that way.

bmwcyle, you say the funniest things!

[Havisham]

When we walked in, my 8 yo exclaimed "Oh look, Hilliary's book". I replied, "Don't look at it. You'll turn to stone." and the few people nearby laughed.

I ducked into the eastside Barnes&Noble in Tucson tonight. Hillary's book display caught me unprepared and, I swear, I spontaneously brought my index fingers up in a Cross and averted my face. I was only half kidding.

[Havisham]

Goodbye dearest Hillary! -- that book is the momento. A political tombstone.

Good post but it's memento, as in memory, not momento, as in moment. I hear and see this mistake everywhere.

[Havisham]

No, no, no, Republic. Don't explain anything to this mdwakeup character. Just tell it to hit the road!

[sauropod]

All of them ;-).

[sauropod]

Looks like a doable one...

[L_Von_Mises]

They are close to a megabyte each. If you want, I may have some filespace on the web where I can put them if I compress them first. I'll get back to you tonight.

[Budge]

Later read bump.

[sauropod]

Sounds good. Check your FReepmail about a certain Adaptec card...