Hillarious Hillary Quotes!

NY Daily News ^ | 6-4-03 | Leo Standora

[Paul Atreides]

Excerpts from Hillary's book

"The most difficult decisions I have made in my life were to stay married to Bill and to run for the Senate from New York."

"He told me that what happened between them had been brief and sporadic."

"I could hardly breathe. Gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, 'What do you mean? What are you saying? Why did you lie to me?' I was furious and getting more so by the second. He just stood there saying over and over again, 'I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I was trying to protect you and Chelsea."

"I was dumbfounded, heartbroken and outraged that I'd believed him at all."

The family went to Martha's Vineyard for vacation right after his testimony.

"Buddy, the dog, came along to keep Bill company. He was the only member of our family who was still willing to."

[Focault's Pendulum]

last thing hillary! needs is morass.

I was pretty sure someone here would get the pun.

I don't care what everyone else around here says....you're OK in my book.

[Mr. K]

LOL- as if she DID NOT KNOW HE WAS A LYING CHEATING PIECE OF $HIT

[OldFriend]

Truth be told it was probably the other way around and not the dog doing the deed either.

[OldFriend]

All the liberal groups will be buying her book in bulk. The public libraries of america will also be buying her book.

[ImpotentRage]

I pray that you are right. My contention is that even the cover is SO VERY different from how she really looks that it will become a joke. (I'm praying for that, too!)

[lilylangtree]

Wonder if Hitlery's "friends" will purchase enough copies so that she and the publisher can tout that the book made the best seller list?

[LauraJean]

Well it would have been difficult to prove it was a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the back of the head.

[Fintan]

 

[cardinal4]

and it will cause people to howl with disbelief at her attempts to appear human.

You've got that right..

[Chi-townChief]

This kind of humor may make it a bestseller.

[N. Theknow]

Is it my imagination, or is she NOT wearing a wedding ring?

It's a mood ring. When she is happy it is green; when she is pissed, red welts appear on Bubba's head.

[evets]

How's "senator from New York" sound?

[riri]

Buddy, the dog, came along to keep Bill company. He was the only member of our family who was still willing to."

And we all know where that loyalty got him.

[SwinneySwitch]

I think Buddy's final act was to piss on BJ"s leg!

[DonQ]

"Buddy, the dog, came along to keep Bill company. He was the only member of our family who was still willing to."

Buddy should sue for defamation.

[SquirrelKing]

"I don't know, could it be...SATIN?"

Poor Buddy. "Man's best friend" can go too far - suicide's was his only escape.

[AnAmericanMother]

It's one of those rings that flips open so that she can slip cyanide in someone's drink.

At least Lucrezia was a looker -

[ArrogantBustard]

Hip boots?

This would be more appropriate...

[lowbridge]

Even HE DIED. Hit by a car. Unreal, no?

[justshutupandtakeit]

And that translates into MILLIONS sold.

If 5% buy it only 0.5% will read it.