Hillarious Hillary Quotes!

NY Daily News ^ | 6-4-03 | Leo Standora

[Paul Atreides]

Excerpts from Hillary's book

"The most difficult decisions I have made in my life were to stay married to Bill and to run for the Senate from New York."

"He told me that what happened between them had been brief and sporadic."

"I could hardly breathe. Gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, 'What do you mean? What are you saying? Why did you lie to me?' I was furious and getting more so by the second. He just stood there saying over and over again, 'I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I was trying to protect you and Chelsea."

"I was dumbfounded, heartbroken and outraged that I'd believed him at all."

The family went to Martha's Vineyard for vacation right after his testimony.

"Buddy, the dog, came along to keep Bill company. He was the only member of our family who was still willing to."

[toolbreaker]

"Buddy, the dog, came along to keep Bill company. He was the only member of our family who was still willing to.

I have this picture in my mind of poor, forlorn Bill sitting there with Buddy vigorously humping his leg.

[chiefqc]

I did'nt know that Vince was her lover, I thought the womens name way Mary or Sue or Jane or maybe all of them.

[Caipirabob]

"Buddy, the dog, came along to keep Bill company. He was the only member of our family who was still willing to."

...and here I thought he had kicked the dog or something. It explains the limp, but this is more than I want to know about Bill Clinton.

[anoldafvet]

Was that the first example of "Arkancide" of a dog?

[Bullish]

And this idiot thinks she should be president?

[dark_lord]

Even HE DIED. Hit by a car. Unreal, no?

No. The agents of darkness demand their sacrifices...

[Zavien Doombringer]

SATIN. The devil. The master of all things bad.

uh, you mean SATAN?

Satin: Silky material, used specificaly in Femminine clothing and sheets.

SATAN: A.K.A. Lucifer, Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies, Father of perdition, The Devil, The leader of the democratic party...Spawn of Hillary...you get the picture.

[happydogdesign]

[JoeSixPack1]

"Buddy, the dog, ........

Obviously she was true to form in her lust for the blame game and showmanship or it would have been writen, "Buddy, our dog,....."

[anoldafvet]

Is it my imagination, or is she NOT wearing a wedding ring?

[sticker]

Hip boots my foot, even chesthigh waders aren't enough for the crap she's dishing out

[Paul Atreides]

I think I heard yesterday a little snippet on Fox that only 5% polled said that they would buy the book.

[Paul Atreides]

It's one of those rings that flips open so that she can slip cyanide in someone's drink.

[Paul Atreides]

The woman designates someone to have the sole task of keeping Bubba away from the women and she expects us to believe that she didn't know about Monica until the last minute?

[PeaceBeWithYou]

She is an opportunist and would crawl in bed with Satin as long as it has benefits for her.

"The bom will bloe if you touch it."

;-)

[Rebelbase]

""Hope he has a nice place to swim and an unlimited supply of chew toys and munchie sticks in doggie heaven."

And a fire hydrant that looks like x42.

[ijcr]

Congratutulations, we can now add Satin to hugh and series in the FR vocabulary.

[Focault's Pendulum]

I wonder why her mythical "village" didn't pitch in and pull her out from her morass....I'm pretty sure the "children" could have, at the very least, returned her omnipotent concern, by having a bake sale.

[Laura Earl]

Oh, yes-most definitely!

[glock rocks]

last thing hillary! needs is morass.