CLINTON SEX ROMP CAUGHT ON VIDEO

National Enquirer ^ | May 30, 2003 | National Enquirer

[Mister Magoo]

CLINTON SEX ROMP CAUGHT ON VIDEO!

CLINTON

Bill Clinton has been caught on videotape cheating on Hillary -- and the steamy sex romp could torpedo her political career!

Now foes of Hillary are in an all-out race to obtain the tape and publicize it, an exclusive ENQUIRER investigation has discovered.

The issue that goes on sale Friday reveals how Clinton was taped having sex in a pickup truck with a department store clerk, how Hillary's opponents plan to use the video to sabotage her political plans … and more.

Published on: May 30, 2003

[gridlock]

Look at my big hands.
You know what that means, don'tcha?
Don'tcha??!?

[Blue Screen of Death]

Why her career?

Depends on the kind of pickup. Was it a domestic pickup. Was it a union made pickup? Did it have seats made by killing a poor cow? Did it have a V-8, or an economical, non polluting, gas saving gutless six? What color was the truck (color is a major issue for liberals)?

All of these issues will be important to democratic special interest groups.

[js1138]

He borrowed Janet's truck

Oooooh. That leads to one sick image.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

The issue that goes on sale Friday reveals how Clinton was taped having sex in a pickup truck with a department store clerk, how Hillary's opponents plan to use the video to sabotage her political plans … and more.

This incident took place years ago and has been in the public domain since long before Monica.

It didn't matter then, and it won't matter now.

[mountaineer]

Well don't this just beat all.

[jmc813]

The real scandal would be a tape of Bill boffing Hillary.

I'm trying to eat my lunch here.

[goldstategop]

Sounds like Two Southern Rednecks Humping Story.

[RichInOC]

I thought it was Wand...Hitachi Magic Wand.

[babaloo]

This does not sabotage Hillary's career as it will only make the part of the population sympathetic to her more sympathetic. If this is not an old videotape it will be interesting to see if she dumps him now. You wonder how much more humiliation she will absorb to further her political aspirations.

[Tacis]

Does anyone really believe that the pimps in Willie's secret service detail would let a photgrapher get close enough to whatever vehicle he was using for sex to photograph him in the act? They'd wind up at the ass end of the world, guarding icebergs! Willie has been doing this for years; he's not about to get caught now.

Although, I agree that this publication has an above average reputation for journalistic integrity and for printing all the news that is fit to print, I still want to conffirmation. The interesting aspect of this is that if the Enquirer is absolutely correct and can prove to the staisfaction of everyone, the NYT will never even mention it. Part of the journalistic integrity of the NYT, of course, is to stay bought.

[Izzy Dunne]

Clinton was taped having sex in a pickup truck with a department store clerk

I wonder how fast she was driving...

[MindBender26]

BS alert.

[r9etb]

The real scandal would be a tape of Bill boffing Hillary.

"Torpedoing" her, to use the terminology of the gossip article.

[farmfriend]

I'm surprised he hasn't been caught doing a PeeWee Herman.

[Fresh Wind]

H*****y's been waiting for just such an event to give her the excuse to dump Bill. Once that happens, all of Bill's baggage falls away, and she can just blame everything on him. This won't hurt her career one bit. One more obstacle between her and absolute power will have been removed, and her run for the White House is one step closer.

[Blue Screen of Death]

Sounds like Two Southern Rednecks Humping Story.

It is going to be easy to write a CW song about this.... now, what words rhyme with "truck".

[r9etb]

.... now, what words rhyme with "truck".

Cluck, duck, muck, tuck, schmuck, stuck, yuck.

That's all the lyrics you'd need.

[Blue Screen of Death]

Sounds like Two Southern Rednecks Humping Story.

If I can think of any words that rhyme with "truck" I will write a song for Toby Kieth.

[Jaded]

Now foes of Hillary are in an all-out race to obtain the tape and publicize it, an exclusive ENQUIRER investigation has discovered.

You're probably right. What would be the point of her foes getting ahold of it to "use" against her? Everyone knows what he does anyway.

[gridlock]

H*****y's been waiting for just such an event to give her the excuse to dump Bill...

Now that's cold. So you think she's leaking the tape in order to have a pretext to dump der Schlickmeister? Well, the Clintons betray everybody close to them eventually. It was just a matter of time before they got around to each other.