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You Better Read the Warning Label (This is series)
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| May 30, 2003
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Posted on 05/30/2003 7:41:18 AM PDT by w_over_w
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To: Cagey
I can never open the packet in the fist place!I can!! And then the peanuts go flying all over the place and I get looked at like I'm a Dilbert.
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:08:41 AM PDT
by
w_over_w
(I'll still luv ya if yer covered in mud . . . just like I luv muh pick up truk!)
To: Aeronaut
Steven Wright...The other day I....no that wasn't me.
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:08:46 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(Go Fast, Turn Left!)
To: w_over_w
product manufacturers think we're stupidThey don't necessarily think the user is stupid. They think the jury is stupid.
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:12:25 AM PDT
by
knuthom
To: IvanT
I've noticed, as in the title of this thread, that many of you are using the word 'series'? What's up with that? Is it some play on the word 'Serious'?Yes . . . sheeesh! Don't be so series! It's not that hugh of an issue. We're just trying to be funy. Now go take a shower.
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:12:29 AM PDT
by
w_over_w
(I'll still luv ya if yer covered in mud . . . just like I luv muh pick up truk!)
To: w_over_w
...and the warning on a paint can, "Do not Ingest!"
To: IvanT; Constitution Day; annieokie
I've noticed, as in the title of this thread, that many of you are using the word 'series'? What's up with that? Is it some play on the word 'Serious'? Do you have the need to knoe?
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:15:19 AM PDT
by
Cagey
To: knuthom
They think the jury is stupid.Interesting . . . my first thought was the OJ Simpson jury.
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:15:43 AM PDT
by
w_over_w
(I'll still luv ya if yer covered in mud . . . just like I luv muh pick up truk!)
To: w_over_w
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
You never know, someone might want to use them in their swiming pool for under water lights.
To: IvanT
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:20:29 AM PDT
by
Cagey
To: Wright is right!
I loved the band.
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:21:19 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Paper or plastic? That is the question.)
To: w_over_w
The reason for these warnings is because 99.9% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. I came to realize this when I put one of those cardboard windshield covers used to keep the heat out ofyour car in the summer. Printed on the back(facing into the car) printed in very large letters "Remove before driving." Nuf said.
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:21:53 AM PDT
by
Big Mack
To: w_over_w
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." You must admit, it's very good advice.
To: w_over_w
Thanks
To: Clemenza; rmlew; PARodrig; nutmeg; firebrand; Dutchy; RaceBannon; Yehuda; yonif
ping
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:23:41 AM PDT
by
Cacique
To: IvanT
I've noticed, as in the title of this thread, that many of you are using the word 'series'? What's up with that? Is it some play on the word 'Serious'? Yes. Unfortunately for some hapless, over-enthusiastic FReeper one day, a spelling mistake was made in a breaking news thread, and he/she got mercilessly teased for it, and now it's become part of the FReeper Lexicon. Similarly "hugh" for "huge" and also "Keep me updated, I'll be in the shower", for a similarly (unintentional, on the part of the poster) humorous post posted by another (or maybe the same, I don't know) FReeper on a a breaking news thread. Enjoy. :) And watch your spelling. hehe
To: IYAS9YAS
Link to Steven Wright humor.
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:27:39 AM PDT
by
Aeronaut
("Diplomacy and defense are not substitutes for one another. Either alone would fail.")
To: Big Mack
The reason for these warnings is because 99.9% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.ROFL!
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:28:25 AM PDT
by
Cagey
To: Big Mack
Agreed . . . see post #23. BTW, you grossly misspelled the word "enough". I'm shocked and deeply saddened.
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:28:40 AM PDT
by
w_over_w
(I'll still luv ya if yer covered in mud . . . just like I luv muh pick up truk!)
To: w_over_w
Some of my favorites are the car comercials. The "porche SUV" comercials stands out in my mind. Its the one where a guy is driving a RV get ups from driving, while on the road, to check out the porche SUV from the rear bedroom window of the RV, and then runs back to the driver seat to check out the porche SUV again as it passes him on the road. In little white letters at the bottom of the screan is this message: "Do not try this in your recreational vehicle"
HA!
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:29:37 AM PDT
by
realpatriot71
(legalize freedom!)
To: realpatriot71
In little white letters at the bottom of the screan is this message: "Do not try this in your recreational vehicle"I've seen that commercial but I missed the warning at the bottom of the screen. Thank you . . . you just saved my life.
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:36:16 AM PDT
by
w_over_w
(I'll still luv ya if yer covered in mud . . . just like I luv muh pick up truk!)
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