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You Better Read the Warning Label (This is series)
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| May 30, 2003
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Posted on 05/30/2003 7:41:18 AM PDT by w_over_w
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Given FRs vast knowledge base, these have probably been posted a million times. But if I have brought a smile to just one life . . . sniff . . . it was worth it.
Have a great weekend . . .
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:41:18 AM PDT
by
w_over_w
To: Sir Gawain; Shermy; Texaggie79; Rebelbase; Cagey
Ping to the funny guys!
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:42:04 AM PDT
by
w_over_w
(I'll still luv ya if yer covered in mud . . . just like I luv muh pick up truk!)
To: PetroniDE
Please ping your cat lovers (except me) . . . they need Friday humor also.
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:43:20 AM PDT
by
w_over_w
(I'll still luv ya if yer covered in mud . . . just like I luv muh pick up truk!)
To: w_over_w
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:47:01 AM PDT
by
So Cal Rocket
(Free Miguel and Priscilla!)
To: w_over_w
These warning labels are very necessary for the average Democrat voter (at least those who are alive, at least).
As proof, I refer you to the Florida ballot fiasco.
To: w_over_w
I've been in the shower here for some time. The label on the Shampoo says "Apply, Rinse, Repeat".
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:48:05 AM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(This tag line may be closer than it appears in the mirror.)
To: w_over_w
Why is the word "little" twice as big as the word "big"?
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:49:27 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(You can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.)
To: isthisnickcool
I've been in the shower here for some time. The label on the Shampoo says "Apply, Rinse, Repeat". The guy who added the word "repeat" to the shampoo bottle instructions doubled shampoo sales overnight. He was immediately promoted with a big raise. No kidding.
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:50:29 AM PDT
by
So Cal Rocket
(Free Miguel and Priscilla!)
To: w_over_w
Galagher: Why don't they make a butt flavored cat food?
Steven Wright: Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song:
Flurry: If I was supposed to be funny, I'd be a damn comedian.
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:50:34 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Paper or plastic? That is the question.)
To: babyface00
Why do we drive on the parkway, yet park in the driveway?
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:51:23 AM PDT
by
So Cal Rocket
(Free Miguel and Priscilla!)
To: Flurry
Galagher: Why don't they make a butt flavored cat food? Bwaaaa-haaaa-haaaa! One of mine would scarf that flavor down . . . big time!
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:52:51 AM PDT
by
w_over_w
(I'll still luv ya if yer covered in mud . . . just like I luv muh pick up truk!)
To: w_over_w
Why do you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:54:17 AM PDT
by
Alouette
(Why is it called "International Law" if only Israel and the United States are expected to keep it?)
To: So Cal Rocket
Why don't I read the whole thread before posting a response?
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:55:12 AM PDT
by
Alouette
(Why is it called "International Law" if only Israel and the United States are expected to keep it?)
To: w_over_w
On a can of mace: "Warning Eye Irritant"
Why does sour cream have an expiration date ?
Why do we have a white sale on Lincolns birthday ?
Why is easy listening music so hard to listen to ?
To: w_over_w
Hahahaha! Some very good ones there but the one about the peanuts has me stumped.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
I can never open the packet in the fist place!
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:59:08 AM PDT
by
Cagey
To: Flurry
Gallagher and Steven Wright, polar opposites, have both made a living out of the contradictions in the English language. Someone had to do it.
My school colors are ... clear.
Michael
To: Alouette
Why don't I read the whole thread before posting a response?ROFLOL! You're not alone!
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:04:35 AM PDT
by
w_over_w
(I'll still luv ya if yer covered in mud . . . just like I luv muh pick up truk!)
To: Cagey
Steven Wright... I have some instant water..., I don't know what to mix it with.
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:06:20 AM PDT
by
Aeronaut
("Diplomacy and defense are not substitutes for one another. Either alone would fail.")
To: w_over_w
Question for FReepers:
I've noticed, as in the title of this thread, that many of you are using the word 'series'? What's up with that? Is it some play on the word 'Serious'?
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:07:43 AM PDT
by
IvanT
To: Aeronaut
Steven Wright... My new girlfriend; I'm not sure if she's pretty, or just looks pretty.
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:07:50 AM PDT
by
Aeronaut
("Diplomacy and defense are not substitutes for one another. Either alone would fail.")
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