Recaption this (or explain it to me!)

May 14, 2003 | dayslate-dollarshort

[daylate-dollarshort]

I posted this to another thread yesterday and can't for the life of me, get it out of my mind. What was this kid thinking about? Recaption it if you can (I'm about speechless) or, in the alternative tell me what is going on in the minds of kids today??

James Keen, a 19-year-old from Scottsville, Ky., shows off his spilt tongue at his home Wednesday, May 7, 2003. James got his tongue split in December by a piercer after a surgeon declined to do it for him. He says the piercer used a scalpel heated by a blow torch and no anesthetic. Some say the practice, still relatively uncommon but edging up in popularity, is nothing short of mutilation. Lawmakers in Illinois are considering regulations that would all but outlaw it. (AP Photo/Joe Imel)

[facedown]

"Wanna thuper thize that?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Pan_Yans Wife]

I few years back, my husband and I were talking about the body modification trend, that piercings and tatoos are no longer taboo, and that they soon won't cause you to bat an eye. He said that he thinks the forces of evil work in incriments... if earrings are fine, then nose rings are fine. If a tatoo on your bicep is fine, then one on your face is also fine. And before you know it, people are removing fingers as part of their self expression. Look up body modification in a search engine, and you can be horrified by the results.

[Walkingfeather]

Futurists say that in 10 to 15 years your grand kids will go to a doctor to have genetically modified horns implanted in their foreheads that will even change color as their mood changes. You will wish they had stuck to body peircing at that point.

[drlevy88]

Lawmakers in Illinois are considering regulations that would all but outlaw it.

Considering that both houses are majority Rat, this must be shocking some very jaded people.

[JeeperFreeper]

There's a fortune to be made in the tattoo removal and body putty business in a few years when life teaches these idiots what their parents obviously did not, that is, life is hard.. it's harder when you're stupid.

[dead]

James Carville was born with a tongue like that.

[Rytwyng]

White man speak with forked tongue.

[Tax-chick]

how women potentially feel about itWomen feel like potentially throwing up, but that would be bad for the keyboard.

[brbethke]

What was this kid thinking about?

I doubt that "thinking" was a factor.

Today's investment tip: put your money into hearing aid companies and plastic surgery clinics, as these businesses will be huge growth industries when yutzes like this lad hit their 30's.

[daylate-dollarshort]

"Futurists say that in 10 to 15 years your grand kids will go to a doctor to have genetically modified horns implanted in their foreheads that will even change color as their mood changes. You will wish they had stuck to body peircing at that point."

Better start removing body parts now and head this stuff of at the pass!

[MJY1288]

"Wanna thuper thize that?"

ROFLMAO, I havn't laughed this hard in a long time,

Thanks, I needed it

[BOBTHENAILER]

It's a young Democrat. Can't you see the forked tongue?

Way too funny.........................

[Ebenezer]

If you look like this, you're a stupid idiot.

[mtngrl@vrwc]

I'm sure that look will get him extra points when he goes on his first job interview

ROTFLOL!

[Geezerette]

LOL! The first thought I had when I saw that picture was that it is Satanic. The kid must be possessed by a very dark force.

g

[sultan88]

ping

[Lijahsbubbe]

Or DNC Chairman.

[Sunshine Sister]

Good one!

[Redcloak]

Lawmakers in Illinois are considering regulations that would all but outlaw it.

When forked tongues are outlawed...

...only outlaws will be Democrats!