Norwegian Braves clinton's Implicit Threat ("If you give my Nobel to Bush, you'll go to hell.")

Reuters | 5.8.03 | Mia T

[Mia T]

Norwegian Braves clinton's Implicit Threat
("If you give my Nobel to Bush, you'll go to hell.")

Nominates Bush, Blair for Nobel Peace Prize

 

By Mia T, 5.8.03

OSLO (Reuters) - A Norwegian parliamentarian nominated President Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair for the Nobel Peace Prize on Thursday, praising them for winning the war in Iraq.

'Sometimes it's necessary to use a small and effective war to prevent a much more dangerous war in the future,' Jan Simonsen, a right-wing independent in Norway's parliament, told Reuters.

'If nobody acted then Saddam Hussein could have produced weapons of mass destruction and, in five or 10 years, could have used them against Israel,' he said.

An award to Bush and Blair would be a U-turn after the Nobel Committee awarded the 2002 prize to former U.S. President Jimmy Carter last October. At the time, the committee chairman called it a kick in the shins to Bush's Iraq policies as Carter had been calling for a diplomatic solution.

Simonsen said the war had 'made it possible to create democracy and respect for human rights in a country which for so many years has been ruled by one of the worst dictators in modern times.'

Bush, Blair Nominated for Nobel Prize for Iraq War
Thu May 8, 2003 10:28 AM ET

 

 

Sources: White House Lobbied For Clinton Nobel Peace Prize Updated Friday, October 13, 2000 By Rita Cosby WASHINGTON -- Two Norwegian public-relations executives and one member of the Norwegian Parliament say they were contacted by the White House to help campaign for President Clinton to receive this year's Nobel Peace Prize for his work in trying to negotiate peace in the Middle East.

Clinton Lobbies for Nobel Prize: What a Punk

 

 

 

There's been speculation in the last few months that Clinton was pursuing a Mideast peace accord in an effort to win the prize and secure his legacy as president.

AIDES PUSH CLINTON FOR THE NOBEL

 

 

 

At the time, clinton observed: "I made more progress in the Middle East than I did between Socks and Buddy." Retrospectively, it is clear that clinton's characterization was not correct.

Mia T, Buddy Death Report Raises More Questions Than It Answers

 

 

Buddy Death Report Raises More Questions Than It Answers

 

By Mia T

 

 

HAPPAQUA, N.Y., Jan. 4 -- The clinton-PR-machine-generated report of the death of Buddy, the impeached ex-president's chocolate Labrador, raises more questions than it answers. The report states: "Buddy playfully took after a contractor leaving the Clinton home about noon and was struck by a sport utility vehicle on Route 117 at the bottom of Old House Lane...Neither Mr. Clinton nor Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton were [sic] home at the time. The only comment they will make on the matter is by way of a statement issued by Mrs. Clinton's office: 'My best memory is that I did not have any involvement in that death.'"

 

Buddy

1997-2002

The report fails to explain how Buddy was able to wrest from the strong arm of the Secret Service and negotiate the multimillion-dollar, taxpayer-financed retrofits that were installed to make the poorly located suburban house safe for the universally despised former first couple. The report also fails to include a timeline detailing the whereabouts of the clintons on the day of the death. The clinton report's indictment of a sport utility vehicle (SUV) has caused incipient whispers of a vast left-wing conspiracy and the ever-expanding list of dead adverse clinton witnesses to fill the Senate cloakroom.

 

 

Buddy was a 1997 'gift' from a 'benefactor' who subscribed to the notion: "If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog," particularly sage advice for a DC couple forever mired in scandal and antipathy. Whether Buddy also subscribed to that notion was questioned as recently as last January when he entangled himself in clinton's legs, dropping the impeached ex-president to the pavement; clinton insisted at the time that there was no malevolence involved, that they were simply playing a game of fetch. clinton refused to say who was doing the fetching.

 

 

The White House reported that the clintons' first First Pet, Socks, a cat, "greeted the canine acquisition with a hiss previously reserved only for Ken Starr." Because Buddy remained Socks' nemesis throughout the clinton dog days, Socks was eventually exiled to Virginia, to the suburban home of Betty Currie, former clinton subornee and sex scheduler. At the time, clinton observed: "I made more progress in the Middle East than I did between Socks and Buddy." Retrospectively, it is clear that clinton's characterization was not correct.

 

 

Buddy web sites quickly exploded in cyberspace. (Socks web sites, too, Socks would add.) Mrs. clinton, a long-time adherent of synergistic exploitation, "authored" an instant book about three groups favored for exploitation by the clintons: dogs, cats and children. "Dear Socks, Dear Buddy: Kids' Letters to the First Pets" was published by the clintons' personal agitprop-and-money-laundering machine, Simon & Schuster.

Although Chappaqua locals share the national repugnance for the clintons, their feelings never spilled over to Buddy. "The big highlight for people was, 'I just saw Buddy,' never mind Mr. and Mrs. Clinton," said Christine Meyer, owner of Wags and Whiskers here.

For threat, run flash movie and click on "paradigm" quote

direct link to the (very, very short) interactive, audio-enhanced flash movie

[Mia T]

The REAL "Living History" -- clintoplasmodial slime

[John Beresford Tipton]

"Sometimes it's necessary to use a small and effective war"
http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/

[Mia T]

LOL. Million-dollar find.

[LiteKeeper]

read later

[Wolverine]

Bumpers, more outstanding work by MiaT

[Guillermo]

That's right...Wee Willy Bent One lobbied for the Nobel. No one lobbies for a Nobel.

It's nearly impossible to recollect all of his trashy actions. Thanks for reminding us.

[mabelkitty]

I like that you hate them as much as I do.

Bush - Nobel Peace Prize
Clinton - "Nibble a Piece at any Price"

[WaterDragon]

Maybe Clinton kicked Buddy and killed him, then someone tossed Buddy in front of a car to cover up the deed.

The weirdest things go through one's mind regarding Clinton. He really IS capable of almost anything.

[Only1choice____Freedom]

He really does think he's God, doesn't he?

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Any award that has already been given to the likes of Yassir Arafat and Jimmy Carter is not good enough for George W. Bush.

[ntnychik]

When pigs fly...but nice of the Norwegian for the gesture. BTW, isn't right-wing independent an oxymoron? Billy Jeff is an omnimoron.

[Fiddlstix]

Bump

[baseballmom]

Any award that has already been given to the likes of Yassir Arafat and Jimmy Carter is not good enough for George W. Bush.

EXACTLY, I would consider it an unforgivable insult if GWB won the Nobel peace prize. Don't EVER insult my President by putting him in the same league as Arafart and Carter.

We could award him this as a token of our appreciation:

[xm177e2]

Why do you make it look like it's something Clinton actually said when it's not?

[Mia T]

 

 

clinton concocts self-serving CUNY "Leadership" Conference with Havel and Weisel

Havel/Weisel Moral Authority Not Transferable to clinton, despite bill's best exploitive efforts

CLINTON-WAS-AN-UTTER-FAILURE Containment Team Scheme Fails Yet Again to Revise History and Secure Nobel (or the converse) 

clinton (to the post-9/11 Nobel committee): "I often 'didn't act' because it would have upset the rest of the world"

 

by Mia T

Neroesque note

EW YORK, Friday, September 20, 2002, 5pm --Sharing the stage at the CUNY Graduate Center with President of the Czech Republic, Vaclav Havel and Nobel Laureate Elie Wiesel, impeached ex-president, bill clinton looked singularly small, self-aggrandizing and out of place.

The confab was euphemistically titled,"Continuing Leadership as World Citizens."

An extension of the CLINTON-WAS-AN-UTTER-FAILURE Containment Team Scheme," the conference was concocted specifically to confer legitimacy on the impeached ex-president's shameless refusal to leave the global stage and cease his undermining of America.

If the confab was intended to render the clintons interminable, it was also meant to terminate consideration of a Carter Nobel and replace it with... well, you know....

With spin that lacked velocity as well as veracity, clinton's explanation of his utter failure to confront terrorism to a post-9/11 Nobel committee was at once old and infantile; he told the committee, "I often 'didn't act' because it would have upset the rest of the world."

I guess the Nobels didn't buy it. Carter won the Nobel Peace Prize and CLINTON-WAS-AN-UTTER-FAILURE Containment Team Scheme failed once again, underscoring (again) clinton's immutable legacy of depravity and failure.

[firewalk]

Hello Mia (-:

love the title...
and yes, I can picture him saying that

[Mia T]

It all depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is.....

 

Hypocrisy abounds in this Age of Clinton, a Postmodern Oz rife with constitutional deconstruction and semantic subversion, a virtual surreality polymarked by presidential alleles peccantly misplaced or, in the case of Jefferson posthumously misappropriated...

Mia T
THE OTHER NIXON

 

 

If clinton's semantic parsing strips meaning from our words, clinton's iconographic policies strip meaning from our society, systematically deconstructing our society as a democracy. . .

Mia T
The Real Danger of a Presidential Fake:
Post-9/11 Reconsideration of The Placebo President

[Mia T]

Did you run the interactive flash movie, 'coming apart?'

[hattend]

BTTT

[Leisler]

Clinton a Nobel? Talk about putting lipstick on a pig! That would be more like a lipsticked pig in fishnet and pumps.

But enough about Hillery.