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Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore - San Antonio man get complaints, says he has rights
San Antonio Express News ^ | May 5, 2003 | By Jesse Bogan / San Antonio Express-News

Posted on 05/05/2003 11:08:26 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP

Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore

 
San Antonio Express-News
 
Web Posted : 05/05/2003 12:00 AM
 
Though he appears nearly naked from time to time, Joseph Gottschalk is legally covered.

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Joseph Gottschalk causes controversy by choosing to wear the minimum amount of clothing required by law while bicycling. The thong-clad Gottschalk was riding in his neighborhood near Southside Lions Park on Saturday.
Bob Owen/Express-News
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"Don't they call that a thong? I think it's disgusting," said Norm Sutton, 66, of the undressed man who rides his bike around Southside Lions Park.

San Antonio Park Police have received several complaints over the past month about a man who cruises on a bicycle wearing only shoes and a thong — a swimsuit or undergarment that doesn't cover the buttocks.

"This is unique, let me tell you. Normal general public doesn't do that," said Park Police Capt. Raymond Castro. "But he's within his civil rights and legal rights to wear his thong."

According to state law, no offense is committed if the man has "his anus and genitals" covered, Castro said. Which the thong does, if nothing else.

Gottschalk, 52, an unemployed truck driver who dabbles in carpentry, is aware of his rights and compares riding nearly naked to driving the maximum legal speed limit.

"It doesn't take much clothing to take care of the requirement," he said. "I call it exhibitionism.

"We all claim to believe in the value of personal liberty, but we don't," he said. "No one person has the right to outrank the law and tell me what to wear."

Ed Mitchell, 63, a retired Bexar County deputy who frequents the park, shook his head at the fine line that keeps Gottschalk from going to jail for indecent exposure or disorderly conduct.

"That little bit he's got on, a fig leaf would probably cover more than that," he said.

Ivonne Castoreno, 33, said Gottschalk keeps to himself, but she changed her walking schedule after seeing him a couple of times. Her 13-year-old son was with her.

"What disturbs me is that he's doing this by a public park around small children," she said. "Look at this guy — you know, he's not hiding much. Keep it in the bedroom."

Gottschalk has been contacted by police at least 20 times in the past four years regarding his lack of attire.

When asked about the criticism, he raised his arms high and averred that seeing the human body is not traumatic.

"I am a person. How could it possibly harm anyone — child or not —— to see a person? It can't," he said.

Gottschalk, who is divorced, has four sons, ages 14 to 25.

"They consider me to be a mild embarrassment, but they love me," he said.

Some at the park near Hiawatha and Pecan Valley streets just smiled.

"He comes here often wearing the same black thong," said Marisa Ayala, 26, who like many others in the area enjoys walking in the park before the heat of the day sets in. "He doesn't look like he bothers anybody. He's just riding around."

Betty Seibold, 57, who lives down the street from Gottschalk, said she's seen him mow his lawn and wash his truck in the skimpy attire.

"From an artistic perspective, he's attractive looking," said Seibold, a retired schoolteacher of 32 years. "He's in good shape. His behavior may seem strange to us, but we are all a little strange in different ways. We are all eccentric."

Just before getting back on his bicycle, Gottschalk clipped on his cell phone.

"I am sane," he said. "Heck, I am better than sane. I basically love life. ... You gotta find some humor in life."


jbogan@express-news.net


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bicyclist; bikenazi; dontlookethyl; exhibitionism; exhibitionist; gottschalk; holdmuhfigleaf; sanantonio; texas; thestreak; thong; thongcladcyclist
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To: finnman69
The outcry from concerned mothers would be deafening, don't kid yourself. At least in MY city it would.
81 posted on 05/05/2003 12:37:00 PM PDT by SoDak
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To: Grampa Dave
Why don't you tell your biker buddy to cut it out?
82 posted on 05/05/2003 12:41:34 PM PDT by Liz
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To: MeeknMing
Aaaarrrrrrggghhh! Pictures!
83 posted on 05/05/2003 12:50:47 PM PDT by SquirrelKing ("Beware the barrenness of a busy life." - Socrates)
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To: MeeknMing
"It doesn't take much clothing to take care of the requirement," he said. "I call it exhibitionism."

Basically, this man has admitted that he does this because he has a sociological disorder.

84 posted on 05/05/2003 12:56:05 PM PDT by MEGoody
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To: MeeknMing
BWAHAHA!

Okay, y'all, before things get started here, I wanna state for the record that that is most definitely NOT me.

85 posted on 05/05/2003 1:04:54 PM PDT by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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To: Corin Stormhands
But supposedly, when the kids pee in the pool it clears up the water.
I think, when kids pee in the pool it creates chloride gas from the ammonia in the urine combining with the clorine in the pool. That's why the kiddy pool always "seems" to smell of chlorine but instead it's cloride gas. This is what I've been told, anyway. Kids can keep a pool rather clean by just romping around in it, keeping the bad stuff churned up so it gets filtered by the filter rather than sitting on the bottom.
86 posted on 05/05/2003 1:06:31 PM PDT by openotherend (I'm their leader! Which way did they go?)
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To: MeeknMing
Eww! Other people have to sit on that bench. What a loser!
87 posted on 05/05/2003 1:07:48 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Take only as directed.)
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To: MeeknMing
I can see that this person is very series about his cycling, but he REALLY needs a new pair of cycling shoes...
88 posted on 05/05/2003 1:08:37 PM PDT by redhead (Les Français sont des singes de capitulation qui mangent du fromage.)
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To: George W. Bush
Much ado about nothing. He's within his rights.

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He's an exhibitionist. I would not be surprised to learn that he has exposed himself to some hapless woman or girl.
89 posted on 05/05/2003 1:12:20 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Take only as directed.)
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To: Tennessee_Bob; RedBloodedAmerican
I have an alibi. I was in New York


90 posted on 05/05/2003 1:16:17 PM PDT by Texaggie79 (YATTA!)
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To: maxwell
Hehe ! I'll vouch for ya, Max !! :O)
91 posted on 05/05/2003 1:16:54 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: martin_fierro
*sigh*
92 posted on 05/05/2003 1:18:42 PM PDT by blackie
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To: openotherend
Well that sounds better.
93 posted on 05/05/2003 1:18:56 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Entmoot 2004)
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To: uglybiker
Hey ug, how long have you been a member? :):)
94 posted on 05/05/2003 1:19:35 PM PDT by blackie
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To: MeeknMing
LMAO Hell thats nothing. In Austin they had a thing wearing transveestite run for mayor!!!!! hahahahaa Man whats the world coming too I swear! Funny thing is that this thing that ran for mayor is a cult icon there.
95 posted on 05/05/2003 1:21:21 PM PDT by asneditor (A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away)
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LOL @ this whole bizarre thread!
96 posted on 05/05/2003 1:23:06 PM PDT by lainie
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To: Joe Hadenuf
I live in Houston, TX and the humidity combined with any form of exercise over 30 minutes will saturate your clothes. Unless you're under-hydrated and in that case wet pants is the least of your worries.
97 posted on 05/05/2003 1:24:27 PM PDT by Frapster (Finish a Marathon - Change Your Life)
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To: r9etb
"Then again, you have to wonder whether a guy who rides in a thong even uses a seat....

Ouch and EWWWWWWWWWW.

98 posted on 05/05/2003 1:27:15 PM PDT by Slip18 (I don't have a tag tag.)
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To: MeeknMing
Pretty nice body for a 52 year old man. Too much attitude, but I wouldn't mind watching him ride by. ;^)
99 posted on 05/05/2003 1:30:16 PM PDT by CobaltBlue
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To: MeeknMing
"We all claim to believe in the value of personal liberty, but we don't," he said. "No one person has the right to outrank the law and tell me what to wear."

So why doesn't he bike naked? Because the police have the right to arrest him if he does that, we damn well do have the right to tell people what they are allowed to wear.

100 posted on 05/05/2003 1:33:04 PM PDT by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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