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Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore - San Antonio man get complaints, says he has rights
San Antonio Express News ^ | May 5, 2003 | By Jesse Bogan / San Antonio Express-News

Posted on 05/05/2003 11:08:26 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP

Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore

 
San Antonio Express-News
 
Web Posted : 05/05/2003 12:00 AM
 
Though he appears nearly naked from time to time, Joseph Gottschalk is legally covered.

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Joseph Gottschalk causes controversy by choosing to wear the minimum amount of clothing required by law while bicycling. The thong-clad Gottschalk was riding in his neighborhood near Southside Lions Park on Saturday.
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"Don't they call that a thong? I think it's disgusting," said Norm Sutton, 66, of the undressed man who rides his bike around Southside Lions Park.

San Antonio Park Police have received several complaints over the past month about a man who cruises on a bicycle wearing only shoes and a thong — a swimsuit or undergarment that doesn't cover the buttocks.

"This is unique, let me tell you. Normal general public doesn't do that," said Park Police Capt. Raymond Castro. "But he's within his civil rights and legal rights to wear his thong."

According to state law, no offense is committed if the man has "his anus and genitals" covered, Castro said. Which the thong does, if nothing else.

Gottschalk, 52, an unemployed truck driver who dabbles in carpentry, is aware of his rights and compares riding nearly naked to driving the maximum legal speed limit.

"It doesn't take much clothing to take care of the requirement," he said. "I call it exhibitionism.

"We all claim to believe in the value of personal liberty, but we don't," he said. "No one person has the right to outrank the law and tell me what to wear."

Ed Mitchell, 63, a retired Bexar County deputy who frequents the park, shook his head at the fine line that keeps Gottschalk from going to jail for indecent exposure or disorderly conduct.

"That little bit he's got on, a fig leaf would probably cover more than that," he said.

Ivonne Castoreno, 33, said Gottschalk keeps to himself, but she changed her walking schedule after seeing him a couple of times. Her 13-year-old son was with her.

"What disturbs me is that he's doing this by a public park around small children," she said. "Look at this guy — you know, he's not hiding much. Keep it in the bedroom."

Gottschalk has been contacted by police at least 20 times in the past four years regarding his lack of attire.

When asked about the criticism, he raised his arms high and averred that seeing the human body is not traumatic.

"I am a person. How could it possibly harm anyone — child or not —— to see a person? It can't," he said.

Gottschalk, who is divorced, has four sons, ages 14 to 25.

"They consider me to be a mild embarrassment, but they love me," he said.

Some at the park near Hiawatha and Pecan Valley streets just smiled.

"He comes here often wearing the same black thong," said Marisa Ayala, 26, who like many others in the area enjoys walking in the park before the heat of the day sets in. "He doesn't look like he bothers anybody. He's just riding around."

Betty Seibold, 57, who lives down the street from Gottschalk, said she's seen him mow his lawn and wash his truck in the skimpy attire.

"From an artistic perspective, he's attractive looking," said Seibold, a retired schoolteacher of 32 years. "He's in good shape. His behavior may seem strange to us, but we are all a little strange in different ways. We are all eccentric."

Just before getting back on his bicycle, Gottschalk clipped on his cell phone.

"I am sane," he said. "Heck, I am better than sane. I basically love life. ... You gotta find some humor in life."


jbogan@express-news.net


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bicyclist; bikenazi; dontlookethyl; exhibitionism; exhibitionist; gottschalk; holdmuhfigleaf; sanantonio; texas; thestreak; thong; thongcladcyclist
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To: VRWC_minion
"Those crazy libertarians certainly know how to win over the public, don't they?"

How exactly do you win over the public -- by conforming to what everyone else does? This guy is my kind of iconoclast.
41 posted on 05/05/2003 11:51:25 AM PDT by Force12
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To: uglybiker; JoeSixPack1
Dear God in Heaven, whatever you do, do NOT tell JoeSixPack1!!!!

<|:)~

42 posted on 05/05/2003 11:52:24 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: Joe Hadenuf
I'm simply saying that, as far as leaving sweat behind on a park bench, a biker in shorts would be likely to leave more sweat than this guy does. Think about it. I'm right.

But I don't lay awake at night worrying about park bench sweat.
43 posted on 05/05/2003 11:52:26 AM PDT by George W. Bush
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To: Lockbar
Oh yeah, I forgot this. How much you want to bet 3 years ago this jerk didn't have a "Gore/Lieberman" sticker on his ass while cycling?
44 posted on 05/05/2003 11:53:07 AM PDT by Lockbar
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To: MeeknMing
"Look at this guy — you know, he's not hiding much. Keep it in the bedroom."

LOL...keep his bike riding in the bedroom?

45 posted on 05/05/2003 11:55:48 AM PDT by sirshackleton
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To: MeeknMing
This clown's a prime candidate for that TV show "What Not to Wear."
46 posted on 05/05/2003 11:57:03 AM PDT by NYCVirago
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To: The Old Hoosier
I hope someone exercises their civil rights to beat the sh!t out of this weirdo.

To a dozen teenagers with paintball guns, this guy could be high sport. 'Specially when you *freeze* the paintballs. No splat, huge bruise!

47 posted on 05/05/2003 11:57:08 AM PDT by Charles Martel
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To: George W. Bush
I'm simply saying that, as far as leaving sweat behind on a park bench, a biker in shorts would be likely to leave more sweat than this guy does. Think about it. I'm right.

Look George Bush, your wrong, as this leftist wack job would be more likely to leave more than just sweat behind......LOL! Where do you live where people that sit on park benches sweat through their pants? Hahaha......

Again, thanks for the belly laugh....

48 posted on 05/05/2003 11:57:20 AM PDT by Joe Hadenuf
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To: MeeknMing
Two words--or maybe a single compound word--come to mind... road rash! And, he isn't wearing a helmet, either. What ever happened to "safe cycling?"
49 posted on 05/05/2003 11:57:52 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (South-south-west, south, south-east, east....)
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To: George W. Bush
Nudists carry a towel for themselves to sit on so as not to put their bare butts down where other people will later be sitting. Doesn't sound like they sweat less than us in the pants wearing public.
50 posted on 05/05/2003 11:57:53 AM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS: CNN let human beings be tortured and killed to keep their Baghdad bureau open)
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To: sirshackleton
He could ride one of these bikes in his bedroom:


51 posted on 05/05/2003 11:59:59 AM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS: CNN let human beings be tortured and killed to keep their Baghdad bureau open)
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To: George W. Bush
Besides, the hygiene issue is pretty much moot if you ever use a public swimming pool that allows small children to use it.

I'm the president of our neighborhood pool association (for three and a half more months anyway). I've been told from our previous president that having small children in your pool can actually help control your chemical balance. In other words, if the pool's cloudy, tell the kids to jump in. It'll clear up...

So I've been told...

52 posted on 05/05/2003 12:00:32 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Entmoot 2004)
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To: dansangel
(((((((PING)))))))
53 posted on 05/05/2003 12:01:54 PM PDT by .45MAN (If you don't like it here try and find a better country, Please!!)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Never heard that before. What explanation do they offer?

Personally, I won't use a public pool. I think they're unclean even with the toxic brew they pour in to keep the bugs down.
54 posted on 05/05/2003 12:02:56 PM PDT by George W. Bush
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To: martin_fierro
OK!!! I tried to join, but they said they were amending their entry by-laws and said the change had something to do with seeing me ride naked and how they never wanted to puke that much again.

(PS, hooters naked cancun flight left the gate early to force me to miss the flight!)

I'm doomed!! :-(~~~
55 posted on 05/05/2003 12:03:25 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (POW/MIA - Bring 'em home, or send us back! Semper Fi)
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To: MeeknMing
Riding around "mooning" everyone! What a great gag.
56 posted on 05/05/2003 12:04:33 PM PDT by Destructor
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To: George W. Bush
Whis is why we wear UNDER-WEAR...to contain some of that body sweat, especially from the rear exaust area!
57 posted on 05/05/2003 12:06:40 PM PDT by mdmathis6
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To: George W. Bush
Never heard that before. What explanation do they offer?

This is all based on what she told me. Her husband manages the chemicals at the pool. I'd blow the place up. So I could be completely gullible with this story and really sound like an idiot.

But supposedly, when the kids pee in the pool it clears up the water.

58 posted on 05/05/2003 12:07:42 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Entmoot 2004)
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To: mdmathis6
Whis is why we wear UNDER-WEAR...to contain some of that body sweat, especially from the rear exaust area!

Well, actually to avoid skidmarks in clothing and on furniture and on sheets. It's a mommy issue.
59 posted on 05/05/2003 12:11:11 PM PDT by George W. Bush
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To: MeeknMing
He could be cited with disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace if people complain, regardless if he is withing the legal limits or not.
60 posted on 05/05/2003 12:12:02 PM PDT by Manic_Episode
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