Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore - San Antonio man get complaints, says he has rights

San Antonio Express News ^ | May 5, 2003 | By Jesse Bogan / San Antonio Express-News

[martin_fierro]

"Nothing you can sing that can't be sung, nothing you can thong that can't be thung..."

Now, that was just cruel AND unusual PUNishment. <|:)~

[talleyman]

I forgot - two thongs don't make a right. (but three lefts do.)

But enough of this foolishness - he should be hung! ( )( )

[dead]

Oh, I do believe Mr. Gottschalk's got you smitten! 8-)

[prairiebreeze]

I keep seeing this guy hitting a pot-hole with the bike, and wiping out. Pavement burns on the toushie and upper thigh, anyone??

Prairie

[Joe Hadenuf]

Who gets to sit on the park bench after is sweaty butt was stuck to it?

[lawdude]

I saw a similarly clad jerk peddling his bare ass down a main street in Phoenix a few years ago. I am glad to know we don't hold a monopoly on 'jerkism'.

[goldstategop]

I think modesty is in important public, especially out of consideration for women and children. Any one who tests the limits on streaking should get time in the joint, whether its a he or she. While I am an open minded person and certainly no prude, I expect that on the job and while about in public, people follow a dress code that at a minimum keeps their private body parts from being left up to others' imagination.

[spodefly]

He is making an ass of himself.

[George W. Bush]

Well, he's not a complete physical slob.

Probably just a nudist type with a point to make. He probably gets some action from the ladies too because of it. On the sly, of course. That would be offset by being pursued on his bicycle by cars filled with drooling sodomites.

Much ado about nothing. He's within his rights.

[fivecatsandadog]

Just before getting back on his bicycle, Gottschalk clipped on his cell phone

I'm afraid to ask....

His behavior may seem strange to us, but we are all a little strange

A man does this, he's eccentric or nuts. A woman does it, she's a whore.

[finnman69]

If this was a 22 year old woman commuting to Hooters in the same fashion less people would complain.

[George W. Bush]

Who gets to sit on the park bench after is sweaty butt was stuck to it?

If you think about it, on the average day in most parts of America, he would be less likely to leave sweat on a bench than a more modestly clothed person would be. The clothing becomes soaked with sweat and retains it and, due to lack of ventilation, cause even more perspiration to accumulate. The nature-boy attire allows the perspiration to evaporate more freely and less heat is retained to begin with.

Besides, the hygiene issue is pretty much moot if you ever use a public swimming pool that allows small children to use it.

[Tennessee_Bob]

I didn't know Tex lived in San Antonio...

[Joe Hadenuf]

he would be less likely to leave sweat on a bench than a more modestly clothed person would be.

Huh? LOL!

Is the damn humidity that bad in Texas where people that just sit on a park benches sweat through their pants? LOL!

Thanks for the laugh!

[Lockbar]

I've done nude beach stuff, so being naked or near naked around other like minded people dosen't bother me. But a decent person dosen't put the general public in a situation where everybody else is embarrassed. This guy is a self-centered jerk.


P.S. I can also guess that this guys package isn't hugh!!

[George W. Bush]

Re: the fat lady thong picture.

Are you aware of those cases in other states where fat men walk down the steet entirely nude and get away with it because they are so fat that nothing illegal can be seen on them? One assumes they can't sit or bend over but they are legal while standing or walking.

You hear about a case like this every couple of years.

[MeekOneGOP]

ROFL !

[raybbr]

As long as it rained the day before?????