Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore - San Antonio man get complaints, says he has rights

San Antonio Express News ^ | May 5, 2003 | By Jesse Bogan / San Antonio Express-News

[Force12]

"Those crazy libertarians certainly know how to win over the public, don't they?"

How exactly do you win over the public -- by conforming to what everyone else does? This guy is my kind of iconoclast.

[martin_fierro]

Dear God in Heaven, whatever you do, do NOT tell JoeSixPack1!!!!

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[George W. Bush]

I'm simply saying that, as far as leaving sweat behind on a park bench, a biker in shorts would be likely to leave more sweat than this guy does. Think about it. I'm right.

But I don't lay awake at night worrying about park bench sweat.

[Lockbar]

Oh yeah, I forgot this. How much you want to bet 3 years ago this jerk didn't have a "Gore/Lieberman" sticker on his ass while cycling?

[sirshackleton]

"Look at this guy — you know, he's not hiding much. Keep it in the bedroom."

LOL...keep his bike riding in the bedroom?

[NYCVirago]

This clown's a prime candidate for that TV show "What Not to Wear."

[Charles Martel]

I hope someone exercises their civil rights to beat the sh!t out of this weirdo.

To a dozen teenagers with paintball guns, this guy could be high sport. 'Specially when you *freeze* the paintballs. No splat, huge bruise!

[Joe Hadenuf]

I'm simply saying that, as far as leaving sweat behind on a park bench, a biker in shorts would be likely to leave more sweat than this guy does. Think about it. I'm right.

Look George Bush, your wrong, as this leftist wack job would be more likely to leave more than just sweat behind......LOL! Where do you live where people that sit on park benches sweat through their pants? Hahaha......

Again, thanks for the belly laugh....

[Pearls Before Swine]

Two words--or maybe a single compound word--come to mind... road rash! And, he isn't wearing a helmet, either. What ever happened to "safe cycling?"

[weegee]

Nudists carry a towel for themselves to sit on so as not to put their bare butts down where other people will later be sitting. Doesn't sound like they sweat less than us in the pants wearing public.

[weegee]

He could ride one of these bikes in his bedroom:

[Corin Stormhands]

Besides, the hygiene issue is pretty much moot if you ever use a public swimming pool that allows small children to use it.

I'm the president of our neighborhood pool association (for three and a half more months anyway). I've been told from our previous president that having small children in your pool can actually help control your chemical balance. In other words, if the pool's cloudy, tell the kids to jump in. It'll clear up...

So I've been told...

[.45MAN]

(((((((PING)))))))

[George W. Bush]

Never heard that before. What explanation do they offer?

Personally, I won't use a public pool. I think they're unclean even with the toxic brew they pour in to keep the bugs down.

[JoeSixPack1]

OK!!! I tried to join, but they said they were amending their entry by-laws and said the change had something to do with seeing me ride naked and how they never wanted to puke that much again.

(PS, hooters naked cancun flight left the gate early to force me to miss the flight!)

I'm doomed!! :-(~~~

[Destructor]

Riding around "mooning" everyone! What a great gag.

[mdmathis6]

Whis is why we wear UNDER-WEAR...to contain some of that body sweat, especially from the rear exaust area!

[Corin Stormhands]

Never heard that before. What explanation do they offer?

This is all based on what she told me. Her husband manages the chemicals at the pool. I'd blow the place up. So I could be completely gullible with this story and really sound like an idiot.

But supposedly, when the kids pee in the pool it clears up the water.

[George W. Bush]

Whis is why we wear UNDER-WEAR...to contain some of that body sweat, especially from the rear exaust area!

Well, actually to avoid skidmarks in clothing and on furniture and on sheets. It's a mommy issue.

[Manic_Episode]

He could be cited with disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace if people complain, regardless if he is withing the legal limits or not.