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Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore - San Antonio man get complaints, says he has rights
San Antonio Express News ^ | May 5, 2003 | By Jesse Bogan / San Antonio Express-News

Posted on 05/05/2003 11:08:26 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP

Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore

 
San Antonio Express-News
 
Web Posted : 05/05/2003 12:00 AM
 
Though he appears nearly naked from time to time, Joseph Gottschalk is legally covered.

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Joseph Gottschalk causes controversy by choosing to wear the minimum amount of clothing required by law while bicycling. The thong-clad Gottschalk was riding in his neighborhood near Southside Lions Park on Saturday.
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"Don't they call that a thong? I think it's disgusting," said Norm Sutton, 66, of the undressed man who rides his bike around Southside Lions Park.

San Antonio Park Police have received several complaints over the past month about a man who cruises on a bicycle wearing only shoes and a thong — a swimsuit or undergarment that doesn't cover the buttocks.

"This is unique, let me tell you. Normal general public doesn't do that," said Park Police Capt. Raymond Castro. "But he's within his civil rights and legal rights to wear his thong."

According to state law, no offense is committed if the man has "his anus and genitals" covered, Castro said. Which the thong does, if nothing else.

Gottschalk, 52, an unemployed truck driver who dabbles in carpentry, is aware of his rights and compares riding nearly naked to driving the maximum legal speed limit.

"It doesn't take much clothing to take care of the requirement," he said. "I call it exhibitionism.

"We all claim to believe in the value of personal liberty, but we don't," he said. "No one person has the right to outrank the law and tell me what to wear."

Ed Mitchell, 63, a retired Bexar County deputy who frequents the park, shook his head at the fine line that keeps Gottschalk from going to jail for indecent exposure or disorderly conduct.

"That little bit he's got on, a fig leaf would probably cover more than that," he said.

Ivonne Castoreno, 33, said Gottschalk keeps to himself, but she changed her walking schedule after seeing him a couple of times. Her 13-year-old son was with her.

"What disturbs me is that he's doing this by a public park around small children," she said. "Look at this guy — you know, he's not hiding much. Keep it in the bedroom."

Gottschalk has been contacted by police at least 20 times in the past four years regarding his lack of attire.

When asked about the criticism, he raised his arms high and averred that seeing the human body is not traumatic.

"I am a person. How could it possibly harm anyone — child or not —— to see a person? It can't," he said.

Gottschalk, who is divorced, has four sons, ages 14 to 25.

"They consider me to be a mild embarrassment, but they love me," he said.

Some at the park near Hiawatha and Pecan Valley streets just smiled.

"He comes here often wearing the same black thong," said Marisa Ayala, 26, who like many others in the area enjoys walking in the park before the heat of the day sets in. "He doesn't look like he bothers anybody. He's just riding around."

Betty Seibold, 57, who lives down the street from Gottschalk, said she's seen him mow his lawn and wash his truck in the skimpy attire.

"From an artistic perspective, he's attractive looking," said Seibold, a retired schoolteacher of 32 years. "He's in good shape. His behavior may seem strange to us, but we are all a little strange in different ways. We are all eccentric."

Just before getting back on his bicycle, Gottschalk clipped on his cell phone.

"I am sane," he said. "Heck, I am better than sane. I basically love life. ... You gotta find some humor in life."


jbogan@express-news.net


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bicyclist; bikenazi; dontlookethyl; exhibitionism; exhibitionist; gottschalk; holdmuhfigleaf; sanantonio; texas; thestreak; thong; thongcladcyclist
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To: weegee
He could ride one of these bikes in his bedroom:

Except he said specifically that he likes being an exhibitionist.

101 posted on 05/05/2003 1:34:06 PM PDT by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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To: Joe Hadenuf
>>Where do you live where people that sit on park benches sweat through their pants?<<

New Orleans gets that hot in the summertime, I guaran-damn-tee, especially if you're exercising or doing some kind of work outside.
102 posted on 05/05/2003 1:36:55 PM PDT by CobaltBlue
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To: Liz
The bikers I was posting about wear leathers, big boots and helmets.

I'm waiting for this guy to take a fall an get 32 feet of road rash up and down his body. Then he might wear appropriate clothes.
103 posted on 05/05/2003 1:48:31 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Being a Monthly Donor to Free Republic is the Right Thing to do!)
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To: VRWC_minion
"crazy libertarians certainly know how to win over...."

Just here cruisin' for dates.....eh? You look more like a 'republican' drinker. Perhaps I could interest you in a blond, not overly-principled, type.

104 posted on 05/05/2003 1:50:31 PM PDT by laotzu
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To: Van Jenerette
...for class
105 posted on 05/05/2003 1:53:14 PM PDT by Van Jenerette (Our Republic...If We Can Keep It!)
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To: xm177e2
...with the window open.
106 posted on 05/05/2003 1:53:16 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS: CNN let human beings be tortured and killed to keep their Baghdad bureau open)
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To: MeeknMing
Palm Springs, Kalifornia passed an ordinance to outlaw girls in thong bikinis from riding as passangers on motorcycles some years ago.

Apparently too many old geezers were crashing their Cadillacs into lampposts.

True story. ;)
107 posted on 05/05/2003 1:53:20 PM PDT by annyokie (provacative yet educational reading alert)
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To: martin_fierro
If I was to ride my scooter half nakid, I'd just ride nakid!

And thanks for the previous link. You made my manhood retract like a turtles head!!

108 posted on 05/05/2003 1:55:29 PM PDT by sit-rep
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To: MeeknMing
Freeze-dried hippy who did too many Ludes!
109 posted on 05/05/2003 1:57:43 PM PDT by ThomasMore
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To: Grampa Dave
Road rash? This idiot should be worried he might also lose two maybe three other important body parts.
110 posted on 05/05/2003 1:58:00 PM PDT by Liz
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To: Frapster
Removing the clothes won't stop the sweating (and may even lead to chaffing).
111 posted on 05/05/2003 1:58:12 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS: CNN let human beings be tortured and killed to keep their Baghdad bureau open)
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To: Texaggie79
I saw an article in the Houston Comical (but couldn't find it on their site). The Naked Cowboy went to some protest as an observer, not a participant. He said that he supported America in this war. He goes where the crowds are (he makes hundreds of dollars a day in tips).
112 posted on 05/05/2003 2:01:19 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS: CNN let human beings be tortured and killed to keep their Baghdad bureau open)
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To: Liz
The thong will protect him until the meat meets the road.
113 posted on 05/05/2003 2:02:48 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Being a Monthly Donor to Free Republic is the Right Thing to do!)
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To: dansangel
"Don't look, Ethyl! Don't look!!!... but it was too late, she'd already been mooned."
114 posted on 05/05/2003 2:04:16 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS: CNN let human beings be tortured and killed to keep their Baghdad bureau open)
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Reading all of this reminds me of that group of Japanese singers who wore only cotton briefs with a fig leaf stategically placed. Does anyone remember the name of that band?
115 posted on 05/05/2003 2:35:16 PM PDT by girlscout
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To: blackie
I can't say for sure. I was rather drunk at the time. :-P
116 posted on 05/05/2003 2:36:07 PM PDT by uglybiker (Fishing: The only sport one can engage in while sitting down and drinking beer....I like to fish.)
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To: sit-rep
And thanks for the previous link. You made my manhood retract like a turtles head!!

Do what I do, big fella: Chalk it up to SHRINKAGE! <|:)~


117 posted on 05/05/2003 2:50:01 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: girlscout
That would be YATTA, my young Padawan learner. <|:)~
118 posted on 05/05/2003 2:51:16 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: George W. Bush
Bob Ross paints in a thong? Say it isn't so!

That would be rather disturbing, since he's about 8 years in the ground now.

And, what's wrong with Bob Ross anyway, Martin?
119 posted on 05/05/2003 2:51:54 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: redhead
I can see that this person is very series about his cycling, but he REALLY needs a new pair of cycling shoes...

What? They clash with his thong?

120 posted on 05/05/2003 2:52:52 PM PDT by uglybiker (Fishing: The only sport one can engage in while sitting down and drinking beer....I like to fish.)
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