Climatologists give waterworld warning for Earth

New Scientist Print Edition ^ | April 26, 2003 | Nicola Jones

[PeaceBeWithYou]

The EGS-AGU-EUG Joint Assembly took place in Nice, France, from April 7 to 11.

Yep. They were definately smoking something. I bet they watched A.I.(Artificial Intelegence) 10 times too many too.

And as usual, this write-up is laden with Fear, Uncertainty, and Deception.

[Semper Paratus]

"Henny-Penny the sky is falling alert"

[Arkinsaw]

Is this going to happen before or after the asteroid hits and the poles switch places?

[eleni121]

Oh yeah! Waterworld was a God awful movie and it seems the bad luck associated with the use of this word to describe some fantasy future is repeating itself with these wacky scientists.

[Cicero]

I thought last year we were worried about drought.

[green team 1999]

I told you so.

[rdb3]

Is this going to happen before or after the asteroid hits and the poles switch places?

Great question. I also want to know will women, children, and minorities be hardest hit?

And today was a good day...

[Paradox]

As a current subscriber to New Scientist, I would say that it is by far the most "liberal" science rag I have ever read. It is usually anti-American in its slant, anti-capitalist, and pro-envirowhining. The funniest front page editorial was about 4 weeks ago when they blasted Rumsfield for the quagmire in Iraq. By the time the magazine reached my house, the freaking war was all but over, it was a hoot. Needless to say, I am not renewing my subscription. I'll read the interesting stories off their website.

[Davea]

Is this going to happen before or after the asteroid hits and the poles switch places?

I believe it all happens at about the same time. Oh BTW Planet X will be arriving no later than June 1st 2003 according to the Zeta's so get cracking and start duct taping that plastic to your windows. Take care. Good luck.

[green team 1999]

did you see the pictures of planet X,cool,impacting soon.

[Billy_bob_bob]

Did someone mention Planet X?

This looks like a job for Exit Mundi!

http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/exitmundi.htm

Enjoy!

[green team 1999]

planet X

picture taken this month!,it`s coming!

[jimkress]

[Nick Danger]

[PeaceBeWithYou]

Planet X will be arriving no later than June 1st 2003

Arriving where exactly?

[kcordell]

I guess I'd better go buy a boat.

[_Jim]

Climatologists give waterworld warning for Earth

... bearing proudly the "Chicken Little Seal of Approval" ...

[Chirodoc]

Global warming is definitely happening, and I am responsible for what I say. If we do not stop all warming activities, the entire planet will roast in hell. All denial of global warming is propoganda, created by the infidel snakes who drive their SUV's. Even as I speak, millions of lizards are committng suicide in the hot sun.
We must turn off all air conditioners....in one hour!

[green team 1999]

planet x will enter the solar system and reach the earth,not a collision but so near that will create earthquakes,tsunamis,volcano eruptions,

[TradicalRC]

You guys this isn't funny. And when the sky DOES fall I'm going to be first in line to say I told you so.