Please welcome our newest FReeper!

FR

[theophilusscribe]

Hello, fellow FReepers! Please welcome our newest FReeper, and an all around AWESOME conservative—gawow!!

Glad you've signed up gawow! Many happy FReeping days to you!

[gawow]

I accept, with pride and honor - in fact I already have a whole dozen with his name on them!

[gawow]

And now for something completely different! :o)

[eureka!]

It would be my estimation that many "newbies" have lurked for a while before jumping into the fray. I did for over two years (Thompson China-gate hearings era from Drudge link), signing up during the '99 4th qrtr. Freepathon. In short, hang around, watch, learn and follow your heart and brain....(oh, and always vote)....

[eureka!]

"Be afraid liberal media, be very afraid!"

They are, and have been. Why else would the Clymers at the Washington Compost and Smell A Slimes sue Jim Rob and FR? Same for the occasional hit pieces. They hate us as much as they loathe the true spirit and intentions of this country's founding fathers.

Memo to Presstitutes: You haven't seen anything yet. Hehehehe......

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

ping

[Quix]

May your fingers be nimble
And your wit skillful.

May you have an asbestos
overcoat when the flame
wars erupt.

May you wear your tinfoil hat
proudly if you ever take
unusual positions on
unusual topics.

May you laugh robustly
at the bounty of good
humor hereabouts.

May your activism outshine
even the growing addiction
to FR.

May you not forget family
and friends--the reasons
for our activism.

May you spread the news of
the excellent news source
FR is to all your fair-minded
friends and relatives far and wide.

Blessings,

[Paradox]

Gawow, without getting too personal if you dont want too, whats your story? A former Liberal? A Conservative lost in a sea of "progressivism"? A Klansman? :)

[theophilusscribe]

PRICELESS!

I don't know if FR has a Poet Laureate—but you get my vote!

[Quix]

GWARSH,

you humble me
beyond humility.

Wellllllll, anyway.

Thanks.

I do think there are far better poets than I hereon.

Not sure what it takes to get em wound up but you'll probably see them from time to time.

BTW, I'm in New Mexico.

Happy to have you aboard.

May you have LOADS OF FUN IN YOUR FREEPING.

Do you have any favorite topics, hobbies, etc?

What are you most curious about [very generic, open-ended question]?

[Jen]

WELCOME!!! Is the "ga" part of your name for "Georgia"?

After you egg Peeeetah Jennings, your next assignment is to put some stuff on your FReeper profile! No naked profiles allowed!! hahahaha

[theophilusscribe]

Hey, Quix. I'll bump your reply to gawow. Thanks, buddy!

[theophilusscribe]

Hey, Quix. I'll bump your reply to gawow. Thanks, buddy!

[theophilusscribe]

Hey AntiJen! Hope God is blessing you!

gawow, this is the dedicated FReeper that does the FReeper foxhole. Very cool!

[Jen]

Woah, rein in that praise please! I'm just the ping list keeper and poster, and PR agent! hahahaha

SAMWolf does the work for the daily Foxhole threads. HE and the great FReepers who contribute to the threads deserve credit for the wonderful success that the Foxhole has become.

[Jen]

Oh yes, God is good. All the time!

[scott7278]

"How come I never got a welcome message when I signed up?"

I didn't, either -- no fair! If we can't give welcomes to everybody, we shouldn't give welcomes at all! ;)

That being said, welcome gawow!

[socal_parrot]

Glad to have some new blood. Hope they like Moose and cheese. There has been a steady drop-off of Moose and cheese references lately.

Instances of Moose and Cheese on Free Republic

[Belial]

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

Just thought you'd want a preview of what you're in for...

[kevao]

A belated welcome to you, scott7278.

[scott7278]

You too, kevao!