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Please welcome our newest FReeper!
FR

Posted on 04/17/2003 7:51:17 AM PDT by theophilusscribe

Hello, fellow FReepers! Please welcome our newest FReeper, and an all around AWESOME conservative—gawow!!

Glad you've signed up gawow! Many happy FReeping days to you!


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To: gawow
...And now for you Free Republic 'initiation assignment':

Find Peter Jennings. Smash an egg over his head. Then scream: "THIS IS ON BEHALF OF FREE REPUBLIC, YOU NITWIT!!"

Good luck on your assignment, Pardner...;-)

21 posted on 04/17/2003 8:14:01 AM PDT by F16Fighter (Democrats -- The Party of Stalin and Chiraq)
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To: gawow
Since Apr 17, 2003

Welcome

22 posted on 04/17/2003 8:14:26 AM PDT by freedom4ever
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To: F16Fighter; gawow
...and he also needs to bring to the Freepers who say "NIIII!"...

...a shrubbery.
23 posted on 04/17/2003 8:15:25 AM PDT by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: eureka!
Hey, you've been around awhile so tell me . . . has FR ever tried some kind of mentoring program? If so, how do you volunteer to be a mentor? If not, do you and anyone else who reads this think it would be a good idea? FR is already kicking a$$ and taking names but just think how powerful we could be if we caught those 300 per day newbies and got them involved immediately -- while they're still fired up . . . AND BEFORE THEY GET FLAMED THEIR FIRST TIME AND PACK UP AND RETREAT! LOL.

I'm a relative newbie and I'm just now getting comfortable with the laws of the Free Republic jungle. I had some help from some veteran FReepers but I had to find them and it was frustrating and took quite awhile.

24 posted on 04/17/2003 8:17:55 AM PDT by geedee
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To: theophilusscribe
How come I never got a welcome message when I signed up?
25 posted on 04/17/2003 8:18:45 AM PDT by kevao
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To: Poohbah
Hehehe...
26 posted on 04/17/2003 8:20:07 AM PDT by F16Fighter (Democrats -- The Party of Stalin and Chiraq)
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To: F16Fighter
Aren't newbie initiations a blast?
27 posted on 04/17/2003 8:21:14 AM PDT by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: kevao
Welcome!

I'm not an official welcomer—just gawow's pal.
28 posted on 04/17/2003 8:22:29 AM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: theophilusscribe
Many thanks for the welcome, theophilusscribe!
29 posted on 04/17/2003 8:25:03 AM PDT by kevao
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To: Poohbah

O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?

30 posted on 04/17/2003 8:25:53 AM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: kevao
:o)
31 posted on 04/17/2003 8:26:26 AM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: eureka!
Thanks for that link. Across all measures, FR is running at a rate 3 times greater than it was just three years ago.

Be afraid liberal media, be very afraid!
32 posted on 04/17/2003 8:27:36 AM PDT by Incorrigible
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To: theophilusscribe
It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem.

We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-ptang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble.

33 posted on 04/17/2003 8:28:36 AM PDT by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: theophilusscribe
I thought it wqs going to be a grand FReeper.
34 posted on 04/17/2003 8:33:07 AM PDT by bert (Don't Panic !)
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To: Poohbah
And then I suppose you will want ANOTHER shrubbery. One that you will place beside the first shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

And then I suppose you will want us to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!
[dramatic chord]

LOL!
35 posted on 04/17/2003 8:34:34 AM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: theophilusscribe
Now everyone comment on how he just signed up and accuse him of being a DU plant.
36 posted on 04/17/2003 8:38:32 AM PDT by Indrid Cold
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To: Indrid Cold
I don't think you'll EVER mistake gawow for a DU plant. LOL!
37 posted on 04/17/2003 8:39:43 AM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: gawow
Welcome aboard and enjoy the ride.
38 posted on 04/17/2003 8:41:46 AM PDT by tractorman
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To: gawow
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/805832/posts



Please review...
39 posted on 04/17/2003 8:42:39 AM PDT by dakine
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To: gawow
Well, your very first reply was a double, making you a bona fide freeper. A double welcome to a home we know you'll love!

Leni

40 posted on 04/17/2003 8:47:00 AM PDT by MinuteGal (THIS JUST IN ! Astonishing fare reduction for FReeps Ahoy Cruise! Check it out, pronto!)
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