Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[sultan88]

Well speaking of 88, I was well on my way to 88 straight victories in Literati, when I got slammed last night in game nine. Starting a new streak tonight!

[Mudboy Slim]

I've got connections...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Number Nine's a tuff one if ya ain't used to it...MUD

[sultan88]

"And yet this bold vision is one that the Bush administration must be given a chance to realize... because the Bush administration has earned it."

Oh, how lucky we are to have a man at the helm who has vision at this turning point in world history!!

[cherry_bomb88]

Ooops.....did I do that????

[sultan88]

Chron's List of Losers

Great list includes:

Katie Curic is on suicide watch...developing

The House of Saud is the biggest loser today. Today is the first day in the dying days of that regime.

Montreal Canadien fans and frog infested Quebec

Tom (Deeply Saddened/Soddened) Daschle

[Mudboy Slim]

"...how Klintoon is going to be brought to justice."

In a nutshell, Clinton's Corruption is INDEFENSIBLE on every level...the only way he's made it this far is 'cuz folks seem scair't to bring up the issue. However, Slick Willie's TREASON is the 800-pound gorilla in the middle of American politics and that gorilla ain't going away until Americans muster the gumption to PUT SLICK AWAY, once and for all!! Once the issue is put on the forefront--the Summer of '03 is most likely, IMHO--every House member will have to decide if they believe POTUS's are AboveTheLaw and will be forced to make a stand with a historic "YEA" or NAY" vote regarding RE-Impeachment. Then, with GOP control of the Senate, a REAL Senate Impeachment Trial will be conducted in front of the American Sheeple and ALL the evidence of Abuse of Power, Campaign Finance Felonies, Mass-Murder at Waco and Kosovo, everything but the kitchen sink will be played out in FRont of the world!! Then, the Senators will have to make the biggest vote of their political careers and those who vote to allow Clinton to remain unpunished after breaking literally hundreds of laws will be forever stained as SupportorsOfCorruption and hounded out of public life forever!!

Then, the Judiciary proceedings will occur in the Virginia-based Federal court and we will go after Slick Willie with everything we can muster!! If that is not successful, we've got 50 State courts to go through until we find the one able to put Bill Clinton in Prison for the rest of his days on this planet!!

No doubt in my mind this is gonna happen...MUD

715 posted on 02/08/2003 10:25 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[cherry_bomb88]

the link didn't work :(

[MeekOneGOP]

Saw this on the WFTD Thread and had to share it with ya'll here !:

To: Bella_Bru

Somewhere in Syria, tired and broke, Saddam and his two sons are pounding the pavement, looking for work. They see a sign that says “Tanbul’s Employment Agency.” Saddam tells the boys to wait outside, and he walks in.

“ Istanbul here?”

“ What can I do for you?”

“ I Saudi sign outside. I need a job.”

“ Kuwait a minute. Here is my assistant, Aviv. Tel-Aviv your job history. What can you do?”

“ Do? Ha! Iran Iraq.”

“ That Israel bad. Please, sit down on that Afghan. Would you like an almond?”

“ Jordan?”

“ Of course. We had Turkey for lunch, but it’s gone.”

“ Too bad. I am a little Hungary.”

“ Let’s get to your qualifications. Are you computer literate? Do you speak other languages?”

“ Well, Qusay and Uday sold some stuff on E-Bay.”

“ No, Pig-Latin won’t help. There aren’t many jobs available.”

“ Are you serious?”

“ Close. Syrian. “

“ Would you relocate. How about Beirut?”

“ Overrated. Lou Gehrig was better. “

“ Do you have any friends in Palestine?”

“ Yassir.”

“ Could you give me their names?”

“ Yassir.”

“ You are getting to be a pain in Damascus. What did you actually do in your last job?”

“ The usual—lie, cheat, steal, rape.”

“ Ah, now we’re getting somewhere. You sound like a demo-freaking-crat. Pardon my tmesis.”

“ Look, do you have a job for me or not. Amman must eat to live.”

“ Well, there is an assistant checkout boy at the local non-Piggly Wiggly.”

“ Medical benefits?”

“ No doctors, but, if your back aches, there is a Cairo practor.”

“ I’ll take it."

Saddam walks outside, and asks his sons, “What does an assistant checkout boy do?”

They answer simultaneously: “He puts groceries in a Baghdad.”

29 posted on 04/14/2003 7:49 AM CDT by TruthShallSetYouFree

[Mudboy Slim]

ROFL!! Great post!!

"Jimmy Valentine, JV's Bro, Leadpenny, Taxman &..."MUD

BTW...thanks fer the photo, BillF!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"SlickWillie FOOLS!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")

SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight...
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...
It would be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!!
The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!!
RATScum best git usedta LOSIN'!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

SlickWillieFOOLS, tell Slick "Good-Bye!!"
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Left don't like RAPE!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, RATS don't like RAPE!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist RATS Reject His Faux Populism!!
Until then, the DemonRAT Party will continue to IMPLODE!!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Quite Sincerely...MUD

1 posted on 11/20/2002 5:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"If You Wanna Git Bill Clinton...!!"
(To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")

(Mudboy on harp...)

I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news...
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate the Waco Slaughter...
You gotta help MUD fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Bill Clinton...
We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...

I am...therefore, I FReep!!
Folks, I feel it in my soul...
Won'tcha meet me at the Cap'tol?!
Re-Impeach!! We'll reach our goal!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You got to promise not to tell!!
Right's gonna Re-Impeach Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!! HELL YEAH!!!

(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)

I never thought it'd be this easy...
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we FReeped Truth on Rush Limbaugh...
Now, we got Slick on the run!!
If you fear FReedom's in danger...
You gotta help WHUP RATS' AlphaMale!!
Folks, WE're Gonna Git Bill Clinton...
We'll Dethrone Slick's Soul to HELL!!!

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)

Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
FReepers, gonna git Bill Clinton!!!
Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!!
Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!!

FReegards, all...MUD

"No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little."
Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913

1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim ('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!)

[FreeTheHostages]

GASP!! Who is this beautiful woman? Good job Beth!!

[FreeTheHostages]

I loved the guy who was on my right (viewer's left) in that photograph in the blue jacket. He said he had a YAF pin from 30 years ago. He stopped and talked for the longest while and was just so sweet.

My, the people in that crowd were so nice. SO NICE to be with such a NICE, big group of people!

We are not alone . . . .

[FBD]

[FreeTheHostages]

In this photo, Dutchy is thinking: "Um, Firebrand, you're our leader, could you please get this DC Chapter member to stop butting me in the stomach with her head?"

[FBD]

[MeekOneGOP]

Thanks. Good FReepin' pic ! :O)

[MeekOneGOP]

Oh, hey ! I was just out running an errand and heard that our troops moved in to Tikrit pretty much without any resistance - as usual ! Good news !

I just checked and found THIS on Breaking . . .

VICTORY - U.S. soldiers control the center of Tikrit, symbolizing the end of the war
AFP via Babelfish translation ^ | April 14, 2003

Posted on 04/14/2003 2:10 AM CDT by HAL9000

Iraq: the US soldiers control the center of Tikrit

American armoured tanks controlled Monday morning the center of Tikrit, stronghold of Saddam Hussein in the north of Baghdad, where the situation was calm, a journalist of the AFP noted on the spot.

Five armoured tanks were stationed on one of the places of the center of the city, to 180 km in the north of Baghdad. It was not possible to know in the immediate future if they were Marines or infantrymen.

All the stores were closed in the city deserted by the Iraqi regular forces and considerable its 100.000 inhabitants. Some inhabitants of Tikrit however left their houses to note the arrival of the Americans.

In the suburbs, witnesses gave a report on shootings of inhabitants who tried to defend their goods against first plunderers, but this information could not be confirmed of other source.

Previously, of the witnesses with the AFP the arrival American tanks in the center of the city had announced.

The official advertisement of the fall of Tikrit should confirm symbolically the end of the Iraqi mode less than one month after the beginning of the war, March 20.

[M Kehoe]

...we are witnessing HIST'RY, folks

Yes we are, and it only has begun in the Arab world. If the Syrians aren't paying attention (pinging Bashir Assad, Mr. Assad, please answer the red courtesy phone in the lobby...) they may end up on someone's "to do" list.

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