Anybody watching Dennis Miller on Leno??

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[TheBigB]

Leno has Dennis Miller on AGAIN tonight!! He is ripping on The Dixie Chicks, Peter Arnett, and Michael Moore! Some lines:

The Dixie Chicks: "Two Doublemint Twins flanking a golem"

Peter Arnett: "The outside of his head is as empty as the inside"

Michael Moore: a "stupid moron", title of film: "Trolling for Concubines"

He's on fire! Tune in if you didn't knwo he was on!!

[Wycowboy]

Very entertaining. He tore Hollyweird a new one.

[Zon]

In ten minutes, Dennis Miller made more sense than any other celebrity. His closing words were powerful and right on target. He praised President Bush and the soldiers for doing the hard work so "us folks" can do the easy work like be on the Tonight Show.

[sonofatpatcher2]

"Hey, Jim Boy? Do you know how Saddam likes his leg of lamb?"

"No, Bones, how does Saddam like his leg of lamb?"

"One each around his ears!"

Bada Bang! Bada Bing!

"So far as the reports of threats to the Iraqi Public,
here we have one of Saddam's Special Republican Guards
broadcasting to Iraqi men that if they do not go to
the airport and die fighting the Americans Infidels,
she will personaly come to their house and screw them to death."

"Hey, Jim Boy? Did you know Saddam was a Frat boy in college?"

"No, Bones, I didn't."

"Yeah, he pledged Faruk A Yew!"

Bada Bang! Bada Bing!

Want a break from war news? Go to the Stark Trek Freeper Post or the New Stark Trek Website for a laugh or two. Then come back refreshed and loaded for bear!

[Arkinsaw]

Peter Arnett's comb-over is so bad that pretty soon he's going to start combing over hair from some other guy's head.

[Travis McGee]

Leno is IMHO a long time closet conservative. He collects classic autos, as you know. Well he is a frequent columnist for Popular Mechanics (Yes, I said Popular Mechanics) and his take on America, industry, craftsmanship and values is absolutely mind bogglingly inspiring.

He also funds and runs a scholarship for gifted young mechanical engineering students, and is a major philanthropist toward votech schools. All low key, with no bragging. Leno is the real deal.

[ODC-GIRL]

He talked about the four categories of peace protesters.

1. Pacifists: Sincere, but what is it with them Amish Tourette's Syndrome
2. Hitlerites: Everybody is like Hitler except Saddam who puts innocents in a wood chipper
3. Those with a Political Agenda, Pelosi, Daschle, etc. The Elite Democratic Guard
4. Yahoo nutcases: any excuse to smash in a Gap store window.

Fabulous stuff.

I believe he is a true convert. He has discussed it several times. He's seen the error of his ways. He voted for Bush, I think.

[Bogey78O]

LOL great one.

[NautiNurse]

Dennis Miller hit a home run tonight. He had Jay laughing uncontrollably and taking notes!

Liked his 200 mile family trip with Pres. Bush as the daddy driving.

[stands2reason]

Forgot to add, as soon as he mentioned Michael Moore, the audience BOOED!

They weren't booing MM, they were booing Dennis Miller for making fun of him! That's the ticket! Yeah!

[NautiNurse]

LOL! Arnett's combover is so bad, he is dangerously close to using the hair of the guy next to him. It looks like four hairs swirled into a Dairy Dream cup on his head.
[paraphrased]

[TheBigB]

Transcript from Dennis's November 6th appearance:

Jay Leno: “I’m fascinated to hear your take on the election. Because you always have a little different look at things than most Hollywood people.”

Dennis Miller: “I want to congratulate my President. I think he had a great day. I think George Bush is a good man.” [applause]

Leno: “Yeah? He did a fine job.”

Miller: “I think, I think he’s a good man and I think he’s done a fine job in these last two years. I don’t think he’s a great man but I would prefer that our President would be a good man because great men tend to believe they're great men and then they end up not being great men any more. I like Bush because he seems like a regular decent guy. And you know what? He’s a big picture guy. Which just shocks me. Because when he first came into the office I think many of us thought that he was the sort of guy who watched television one pixel at a time. But uh, shockingly he’s proven himself to be a big picture guy. I like his sense of humor. At least I hope it’s his sense of humor. I uh, sometimes think it’s Norm Crosby’s sense of humor. But uh, I think the thing I like most about him is that he’s not Clinton. I just think he’s a decent guy. I mean, you know...” [applause]

Miller: “I’m telling ya when I watch those, the videotape of the retarded kids playing uh, tee-ball on the White House lawn, on the field that he built for them.

Leno: “Yeah.”

Miller: “And I juxtapose it with Clinton and the wocka-wocka porno guitar of the Clinton administration. I just like Bush, he makes me proud to be an American again. He’s just a decent guy.”

Leno: “He is a decent guy. But do you-”

Miller: “And you know what, what? Jay what, what are the Democrats really offering? You know I consider both sides in an election before I vote. I looked at what the Democrats are saying. They’re saying, 'Listen we want more of your money and we’re not really keen on preemptively protecting you from bad guys.' You know what folks? I don’t want the bad guys to have the next move. I don’t want to see two more big buildings blown up.”

Miller soon explained: “Listen, I began to go off liberal America when they insisted to me that Rudy Giuliani was a bad guy. You remember that years ago? How they told us Rudy Giuliani, they always like tinged on the Nazi reference.”

Leno: “Right, right, yeah right.”

Miller: “'He’s a storm-trooper! He’s a bad guy!’ Every time I’d go to New York it was cleaner and safer and I’d think, 'Wait a second how bad a guy can this guy be?’ And now you don’t hearing anybody saying that because it’s been proven out that Rudy Giuliani is a good man....”

After an ad break, he elaborated on Iraq: “It’s not a perfect world. Listen I think Bush’s old man could have ended this whole dilemma in the Middle East around 12 years ago. We were like two exits away on the Jersey Turnpike from croaking this toad and we back off because the coalition doesn’t want us to go up the road. Are you kidding me? The coalition? This better not happen again. You know Tony Blair is a cute kid and one of my favorite Martin Short characters in waiting, but the simple fact is we don’t consult the Brits on anything anymore. We haven’t listened to them since our boys dressed up like the Hakawi tribe and boosted all the Tetley tea in the Beantown Harbor around 200 years ago. I don’t want to ask the Brits what to do here. We gotta assassinate Saddam Hussein. Why have we taken assassination off the table as a viable political tool? And yet they’ll tell you the collateral damage of civilians is acceptable. But you’re not allowed to assassinate the main pain in the ass. My theory is if you have trouble with your conscience pretend you’re trying to kill the guy next to him and think of him as collateral damage, alright?! If that will allow you to get to bed at night.” [applause]

Miller: “Listen. Negotiating with Saddam Hussein is about as practical as practicing aroma therapy on a French man. Okay? It’s not going to happen.”

Miller took on liberal wimpiness: “You know I find our approach to the, the war on terrorism to be amazingly non-chalant. I mean the simple fact is we are not being protective enough of ourselves. I think that was a mandate yesterday saying, 'Listen! We don’t want these morons trying to croak us!’ You know when the Al-Qaeda made a big mistake? Is when they whiffed that dog on videotape? That got the liberals into it. Because they’re all sitting at home with their Marmaduke day-planner saying, 'Wait a second? They croaked a puppy? Now it’s on mother-[bleeped]!” [applause]

[arjay]

I believe you misinterpreted. You may be right, but I understood it as booing Moore because of the audience reaction to his slamming of Moore as he went on.

[NautiNurse]

He went off on Nancy Pelosi! Her eyes look like the Cheri Oteri's SNL high school character.

[Bogey78O]

You're not familiar wiht John Lovitz liar character.

He ended every lie with "yeah...that's the ticket."

[TheBigB]

I think you missed the joke...the phrase "That's the ticket! Yeah!" was always used by the Jon Lovitz character "The Congenital Liar" on SNL. :)

[Erasmus]

Peter Arnett's comb-over is so bad that pretty soon he's going to start combing over hair from some other guy's head.

But when the two guys put their heads together they make an ass of themselves!

(Credit: Robert Klein as a borscht belt comic)

[zerosix]

Actually, I'm beginning to believe that Arnett's combover is not from his head but rather his ear!

[Aria]

Here is a little trivia about Leno, who I pretty much like as long as he doesn't make awful jokes about Bush. My husband is a corporate/charter pilot. Last night he flew out of Van Nuys to Portland (where I live) and turns he and his co-pilot brought David Mamet to Portland for a lecture. Anyway, we all had dinner together and the co-pilot told me that Leno will take a jet from Van Nuys to the Orange County airport. A 10 minute flight. We thought that was pretty ridiculous.

[LibertyLight]

That is histerical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He can grab Tom Daschle's funny looking mop!

[Mr. Mojo]

That was the best (and funniest) 10 minutes of television I've seen in a long time. Dennis was on fire!